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#1769713 - 12/21/12 03:29 PM The Ho-Ho-Ho Mistletoe bar is open
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Pulling people out of the ditc...
Please come in, enjoy the festivities...just about every type of drink is available (unless it contains gin, somehow our gin supply was all drunk in the first 15 minutes, never seen 3 gallons drunk so fast...).we have plenty of food as well, although the rum balls and fruitcake are going fast. Heck, we even have those nasty cheesy hash browns today...

And look out for the mistletoe, that is strategically placed throughout this fine establishment. The ancient guy standing near the door is not our bouncer, he is just under the first bit of mistletoe when you come in. If you stop to listen to his story how he remembers when Jesus was born as he was a young man back then, he's going to try and plant one on you...
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#1769719 - 12/21/12 03:36 PM Re: The Ho-Ho-Ho Mistletoe bar is open HappyGilmore
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::climbs in window::

smile
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#1769720 - 12/21/12 03:37 PM Re: The Ho-Ho-Ho Mistletoe bar is open HappyGilmore
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<<<---has the Naughty T-shirt...totally does NOT stop to listen to story-telling. smirk
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#1769721 - 12/21/12 03:38 PM Re: The Ho-Ho-Ho Mistletoe bar is open HappyGilmore
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::follows manimal in the window::

How about some Bailey's for the coffee this morning? The wind is really whipping around here.
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#1769732 - 12/21/12 03:50 PM Re: The Ho-Ho-Ho Mistletoe bar is open HappyGilmore
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Pulling people out of the ditc...
Manimal - very smart move...
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#1769735 - 12/21/12 03:53 PM Re: The Ho-Ho-Ho Mistletoe bar is open HappyGilmore
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::crawls through window.:: What's goin on in here.

Ohhhhhhhhh A PARTY!!
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#1769737 - 12/21/12 03:54 PM Re: The Ho-Ho-Ho Mistletoe bar is open JacksTigger
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only if I want to....
margarita please with salt smile

::::pulls out the lip gloss and strategically sits under a mistletoe::::: whistle
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#1769738 - 12/21/12 03:54 PM Re: The Ho-Ho-Ho Mistletoe bar is open cheekEE
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#1769740 - 12/21/12 03:56 PM Re: The Ho-Ho-Ho Mistletoe bar is open HappyGilmore
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::bumps the old man out of the way, and waits for one of the 3 Ho's that Happy keeps talking about...::
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#1769743 - 12/21/12 03:58 PM Re: The Ho-Ho-Ho Mistletoe bar is open Miscuit
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Pulling people out of the ditc...
Originally Posted By: MissFitt
::knocks on the backdoor::


shocked MissFitt!!! This is not THAT type of bar!!! blush
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#1769746 - 12/21/12 04:00 PM Re: The Ho-Ho-Ho Mistletoe bar is open KTMiteComply
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Originally Posted By: KTMiteComply
margarita please with salt smile

::::pulls out the lip gloss and strategically sits under a mistletoe::::: whistle


::faints::

KT????? Runs in and tackles KT!

Cosmo please. It's the right color smile And heavy on the Mo smile smile

::goes off to find a fresh made cheese danish::
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#1769751 - 12/21/12 04:03 PM Re: The Ho-Ho-Ho Mistletoe bar is open HappyGilmore
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::Superman dives through the door::


Give me all your booze! Mistletoe, I ain't skeered of you or your parasitic properties laugh

Cheesy taters....yum!
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#1769757 - 12/21/12 04:06 PM Re: The Ho-Ho-Ho Mistletoe bar is open HappyGilmore
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:looks for ho ho hos:
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#1769761 - 12/21/12 04:09 PM Re: The Ho-Ho-Ho Mistletoe bar is open HappyGilmore
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Hi HO! Hi HO...it's off to the mistletoe you go! laugh
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#1769764 - 12/21/12 04:10 PM Re: The Ho-Ho-Ho Mistletoe bar is open DeeQ
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Pulling people out of the ditc...
Originally Posted By: Bumble
:looks for ho ho hos:


sorry, there are no mirrors in this bar
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#1769765 - 12/21/12 04:10 PM Re: The Ho-Ho-Ho Mistletoe bar is open Snow Bunny
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Originally Posted By: Clarice
Originally Posted By: KTMiteComply
margarita please with salt smile

::::pulls out the lip gloss and strategically sits under a mistletoe::::: whistle


::faints::

KT????? Runs in and tackles KT!

Cosmo please. It's the right color smile And heavy on the Mo smile smile

::goes off to find a fresh made cheese danish::



CLARICE!!! smile {{{{{BIG HUGS}}}}}

Here's you a sparkly straw...and make sure you guard it from some Bumble looking for a ho ho ho...
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#1769774 - 12/21/12 04:18 PM Re: The Ho-Ho-Ho Mistletoe bar is open HappyGilmore
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::Avoids mistletoe disaster by using my own personal Tardis to make a grand entrance::

Treats for everyone! Chocolate covered Oreo cookie balls, peanute butter Hershey Kiss cookies, Rolo turtles, white almond bark dipped apples that look like snowmen, and CARAMEL POPCORN!

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#1769787 - 12/21/12 04:43 PM Re: The Ho-Ho-Ho Mistletoe bar is open Sci_Comply
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Originally Posted By: Sci_Comply
Chocolate covered Oreo cookie balls


::drools::

Bulmers, please. smile
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#1769805 - 12/21/12 05:12 PM Re: The Ho-Ho-Ho Mistletoe bar is open manimal
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only if I want to....
::::lays mistletoe on top of head:::

cry I just wanna kiss dagnabit!!!! please smile

desperate much????? laugh wink
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#1769807 - 12/21/12 05:14 PM Re: The Ho-Ho-Ho Mistletoe bar is open HappyGilmore
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::SMOOCH::

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#1769814 - 12/21/12 05:28 PM Re: The Ho-Ho-Ho Mistletoe bar is open HappyGilmore
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Hot.


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#1769821 - 12/21/12 05:39 PM Re: The Ho-Ho-Ho Mistletoe bar is open Matt_B
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only if I want to....
blush gooood golly moses
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#1769826 - 12/21/12 05:44 PM Re: The Ho-Ho-Ho Mistletoe bar is open manimal
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Originally Posted By: manimal
Originally Posted By: Sci_Comply
Chocolate covered Oreo cookie balls


::drools::

Bulmers, please. smile


I made some last night to bring to work today, big hit.
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#1769914 - 12/21/12 08:03 PM Re: The Ho-Ho-Ho Mistletoe bar is open HappyGilmore
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Yo, Sci_Comply - like your ride. You know your supposed to run outside tomorrow and yell "THANK YOU DOCTOR!! YOU SAVED US AGAIN!!" Provided, of course, that the world doesn't end tonight!

I'll have a Cosmo, please!
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#1769917 - 12/21/12 08:07 PM Re: The Ho-Ho-Ho Mistletoe bar is open HappyGilmore
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::kisses the old guy under the mistletoe on the way in::

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