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#1769713 - 12/21/12 03:29 PM
The Ho-Ho-Ho Mistletoe bar is open
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Pulling people out of the ditc...
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Please come in, enjoy the festivities...just about every type of drink is available (unless it contains gin, somehow our gin supply was all drunk in the first 15 minutes, never seen 3 gallons drunk so fast...).we have plenty of food as well, although the rum balls and fruitcake are going fast. Heck, we even have those nasty cheesy hash browns today...
And look out for the mistletoe, that is strategically placed throughout this fine establishment. The ancient guy standing near the door is not our bouncer, he is just under the first bit of mistletoe when you come in. If you stop to listen to his story how he remembers when Jesus was born as he was a young man back then, he's going to try and plant one on you...
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#1769721 - 12/21/12 03:38 PM
Re: The Ho-Ho-Ho Mistletoe bar is open
HappyGilmore
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lost in compliance land
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::follows manimal in the window::
How about some Bailey's for the coffee this morning? The wind is really whipping around here.
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#1769735 - 12/21/12 03:53 PM
Re: The Ho-Ho-Ho Mistletoe bar is open
HappyGilmore
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Easy Street
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::crawls through window.:: What's goin on in here.
Ohhhhhhhhh A PARTY!!
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#1769740 - 12/21/12 03:56 PM
Re: The Ho-Ho-Ho Mistletoe bar is open
HappyGilmore
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Down Yonder
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::bumps the old man out of the way, and waits for one of the 3 Ho's that Happy keeps talking about...::
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#1769743 - 12/21/12 03:58 PM
Re: The Ho-Ho-Ho Mistletoe bar is open
Miscuit
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Pulling people out of the ditc...
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::knocks on the backdoor:: MissFitt!!! This is not THAT type of bar!!!
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#1769746 - 12/21/12 04:00 PM
Re: The Ho-Ho-Ho Mistletoe bar is open
KTMiteComply
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In the Snow :)
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margarita please with salt ::::pulls out the lip gloss and strategically sits under a mistletoe::::: ::faints:: KT????? Runs in and tackles KT! Cosmo please. It's the right color And heavy on the Mo ::goes off to find a fresh made cheese danish::
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#1769751 - 12/21/12 04:03 PM
Re: The Ho-Ho-Ho Mistletoe bar is open
HappyGilmore
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::Superman dives through the door:: Give me all your booze! Mistletoe, I ain't skeered of you or your parasitic properties Cheesy taters....yum!
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#1769757 - 12/21/12 04:06 PM
Re: The Ho-Ho-Ho Mistletoe bar is open
HappyGilmore
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Turnpike Exit 10
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:looks for ho ho hos:
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#1769764 - 12/21/12 04:10 PM
Re: The Ho-Ho-Ho Mistletoe bar is open
Retired DQ
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sorry, there are no mirrors in this bar
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#1769765 - 12/21/12 04:10 PM
Re: The Ho-Ho-Ho Mistletoe bar is open
Snow Bunny
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only if I want to....
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margarita please with salt ::::pulls out the lip gloss and strategically sits under a mistletoe::::: ::faints:: KT????? Runs in and tackles KT! Cosmo please. It's the right color And heavy on the Mo ::goes off to find a fresh made cheese danish:: CLARICE!!! {{{{{BIG HUGS}}}}} Here's you a sparkly straw...and make sure you guard it from some Bumble looking for a ho ho ho...
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#1769787 - 12/21/12 04:43 PM
Re: The Ho-Ho-Ho Mistletoe bar is open
Sci_Comply
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Chocolate covered Oreo cookie balls ::drools:: Bulmers, please.
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#1769826 - 12/21/12 05:44 PM
Re: The Ho-Ho-Ho Mistletoe bar is open
manimal
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Land of Pears
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Chocolate covered Oreo cookie balls ::drools:: Bulmers, please. I made some last night to bring to work today, big hit.
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#1769914 - 12/21/12 08:03 PM
Re: The Ho-Ho-Ho Mistletoe bar is open
HappyGilmore
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Yo, Sci_Comply - like your ride. You know your supposed to run outside tomorrow and yell "THANK YOU DOCTOR!! YOU SAVED US AGAIN!!" Provided, of course, that the world doesn't end tonight!
I'll have a Cosmo, please!
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#1769917 - 12/21/12 08:07 PM
Re: The Ho-Ho-Ho Mistletoe bar is open
HappyGilmore
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Running and riding everywhere ...
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::kisses the old guy under the mistletoe on the way in::
Sam Adams Winter please?!?!
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