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#1772023 - 01/03/13 05:16 PM Re: Thursday's Random Thoughts Snow Bunny
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#1772028 - 01/03/13 05:21 PM Re: Thursday's Random Thoughts Snow Bunny
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#1772074 - 01/03/13 06:13 PM Re: Thursday's Random Thoughts Snow Bunny
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Just had a customer come in and start screaming at a teller for no reason. She called him a jacka$$ and they had to be separated. (and yes, he was actually being very polite, so no idea where her outburst came from)

I LOVE working with the crazies!
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#1772078 - 01/03/13 06:17 PM Re: Thursday's Random Thoughts Snow Bunny
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Been there hopfuly you handed her a withdrawal silp and closed the account. Yes I know you can close it without a signature on a debit ticket. I just liked to see the expression of the customers face when I had them sign it.
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#1772081 - 01/03/13 06:18 PM Re: Thursday's Random Thoughts Loralie
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Originally Posted By: Loralie
Just had a customer come in and start screaming at a teller for no reason. She called him a jacka$$ and they had to be separated. (and yes, he was actually being very polite, so no idea where her outburst came from)

I LOVE working with the crazies!


That's a one way ticket to a new bank around here. Nobody cusses my tellers.
I closed a guy last year and he said "You cant do that! I have $40,000 in this bank!" I told him that wasnt enought to put up with him.
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#1772092 - 01/03/13 06:24 PM Re: Thursday's Random Thoughts Bankbb1, PITA
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#1772095 - 01/03/13 06:26 PM Re: Thursday's Random Thoughts Snow Bunny
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#1772097 - 01/03/13 06:26 PM Re: Thursday's Random Thoughts Snow Bunny
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My favorite was:

Customer: You can not close my accounts I have six of them.

Me: Here is your check for your total balance of $4.75
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#1772107 - 01/03/13 06:33 PM Re: Thursday's Random Thoughts Snow Bunny
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If it were my call, absolutely.

He asked her not to use that kind of language when there are other customers in the bank, and she told him to drop HIS attitude. That's when the supervisor told her to go sit at her desk and she'd take over the transaction. I think if that hadn't calmed her down, we would have closed it- apparently there is only one teller she's not rude too. lol
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#1772109 - 01/03/13 06:35 PM Re: Thursday's Random Thoughts Snow Bunny
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#1772110 - 01/03/13 06:35 PM Re: Thursday's Random Thoughts Snow Bunny
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Even more the reason to shut her down. I hate rude people. frown
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#1772111 - 01/03/13 06:35 PM Re: Thursday's Random Thoughts edAudit
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Originally Posted By: EdAudit
My favorite was:

Customer: You can not close my accounts I have six of them.

Me: Here is your check for your total balance of $4.75


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#1772122 - 01/03/13 06:41 PM Re: Thursday's Random Thoughts Loralie
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Originally Posted By: Loralie
If it were my call, absolutely.



I had that discussion with a SR VP

SR VP: don't you need approval to close an account of the customer (customer was making death threats to one of my tellers).

Me: no

SR VP: DON'T you need approval to close the account

Me: NO!!!!!
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#1772125 - 01/03/13 06:43 PM Re: Thursday's Random Thoughts Bankbb1, PITA
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Originally Posted By: EdAudit
My favorite was:

Customer: You can not close my accounts I have six of them.

Me: Here is your check for your total balance of $4.75


laugh laugh laugh


You like that one, same branch (branch from he..) I closed out 3 customers accouts one day all for abusing my staff total of all three was under $10.00
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#1772128 - 01/03/13 06:46 PM Re: Thursday's Random Thoughts edAudit
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you should really screen your customers better and only open accounts for those that have money
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#1772129 - 01/03/13 06:47 PM Re: Thursday's Random Thoughts Snow Bunny
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We need board approval to expel a member, so we don't get to be quite so (awesomely) dramatic. We can "suggest" they close their account if they don't like it, but even if they're violating the account agreement, it has to go up for a board vote. That could take a couple of days! Crazy old retired people should really be more accessible, not harder to find!
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#1772146 - 01/03/13 07:02 PM Re: Thursday's Random Thoughts Peepers
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you should really screen your customers better and only open accounts for those that have money


Why, the new account staff has numbers to make. Since they have no money the new account staff never sees them again.
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#1772171 - 01/03/13 07:21 PM Re: Thursday's Random Thoughts Snow Bunny
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Why do we pay $60 billion for the rich coast dwellers in NY and NJ? They chose to live on the beach.

Why can't EdAudit pay for this?
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#1772172 - 01/03/13 07:25 PM Re: Thursday's Random Thoughts Pale Rider
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Why do we pay $60 billion for the rich coast dwellers in NY and NJ? They chose to live on the beach.

Why can't EdAudit pay for this?


Hey "you people" from the gulf coast states have all that oil money.

Besides it was not a beach until the tropical storm.
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#1772173 - 01/03/13 07:25 PM Re: Thursday's Random Thoughts edAudit
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My favorite was:

Customer: You can not close my accounts I have six of them.

Me: Here is your check for your total balance of $4.75


laugh laugh !!
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#1772251 - 01/03/13 09:00 PM Re: Thursday's Random Thoughts A_G
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Originally Posted By: EdAudit
My favorite was:

Customer: You can not close my accounts I have six of them.

Me: Here is your check for your total balance of $4.75


laugh laugh !!


You should have charged for the Cashier's Check and he would have owed the bank! wink
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#1772285 - 01/03/13 09:43 PM Re: Thursday's Random Thoughts Snow Bunny
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Whoever came up with the idea to put fake pockets that are sewn shut in dress pants was just a cruel, cruel person. frown They get me all the time!

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#1772289 - 01/03/13 09:56 PM Re: Thursday's Random Thoughts Snow Bunny
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Originally Posted By: Sci_Comply
Whoever came up with the idea to put fake pockets that are sewn shut in dress pants was just a cruel, cruel person. frown They get me all the time!

I'm not sure how to react to this. These pants you're talking about, are they yours or someone else's? confused
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#1772291 - 01/03/13 09:58 PM Re: Thursday's Random Thoughts Sci_Comply
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Originally Posted By: Sci_Comply
Whoever came up with the idea to put fake pockets that are sewn shut in dress pants was just a cruel, cruel person. frown They get me all the time!


Get even...pay with fake money!!

No wait....yeah, dont do that. blush laugh
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#1772295 - 01/03/13 10:01 PM Re: Thursday's Random Thoughts Snow Bunny
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They are mine. wink I guess it's just a nervous habit to put my hands in my pockets and it's driving me crazy today!

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