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#1776425 - 01/15/13 06:17 PM Re: Why did you cheat Lance? Pale Rider
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Originally Posted By: Pale Rider
He has found a winning formula - go on Opra, cry, tell O he has sinned and ask for her forgiveness, and maybe hint how he supports important social issues, and whola!

All is forgiven...

Enjoyed the O this morning saying how much of a sacrifice it was to have to stay over two full days at her manse on an Hawaiian island to accomodate Lance's schedule....and she had to tell all the servants and grounds people they had to leave, so that Lance cound make it over from his manse on a different island....


Life's a Beeotch....
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#1776427 - 01/15/13 06:17 PM Re: Why did you cheat Lance? Peepers
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Shouldn't it be: "Why did you cheat, Lance?"

whistle
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#1776451 - 01/15/13 06:37 PM Re: Why did you cheat Lance? Peepers
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I've never cheated Lance.

*shrugs*
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#1776452 - 01/15/13 06:38 PM Re: Why did you cheat Lance? Retired DQ
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Shouldn't it be: "Why did you cheat, Lance?"

whistle


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#1776454 - 01/15/13 06:41 PM Re: Why did you cheat Lance? Peepers
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Me and my buddies "cheated Lance" back in high school...Lance the snack company that is (we didn't intend to, but we did). Snacks would get stuck in the machine after you put your money in, so you had to shake the machine to get it out. We shook too hard one day and about 3 rows of stuff came down. Feeling badly about it, we still didn't want to waste it. smile
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#1776463 - 01/15/13 06:51 PM Re: Why did you cheat Lance? Retired DQ
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Originally Posted By: DeeQ
Shouldn't it be: "Why did you cheat, Lance?"

whistle


I think you're correct and thank you for pointing that out.
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#1776464 - 01/15/13 06:51 PM Re: Why did you cheat Lance? raitchjay
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Originally Posted By: raitchjay
Me and my buddies "cheated Lance" back in high school...Lance the snack company that is (we didn't intend to, but we did). Snacks would get stuck in the machine after you put your money in, so you had to shake the machine to get it out. We shook too hard one day and about 3 rows of stuff came down. Feeling badly about it, we still didn't want to waste it. smile

Originally Posted By: raitchjay
ETA: the "plenty of guys who don't cheat" doesn't refer to snack foods. Evidently, there's no one in that category that doesn't cheat.

wink
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#1776471 - 01/15/13 07:04 PM Re: Why did you cheat Lance? Peepers
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So Mr. Armstrong went on some borring talk show (on a channel that is only known to Peepers) to say he did not cheat a vending machine co.

Glad we got that settled.
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#1776473 - 01/15/13 07:07 PM Re: Why did you cheat Lance? edAudit
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(on a channel that is only known to Peepers)


and the majority of man hating crazy women
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#1776480 - 01/15/13 07:16 PM Re: Why did you cheat Lance? Bobby Boucher
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Originally Posted By: Bobby Boucher
Originally Posted By: raitchjay
Me and my buddies "cheated Lance" back in high school...Lance the snack company that is (we didn't intend to, but we did). Snacks would get stuck in the machine after you put your money in, so you had to shake the machine to get it out. We shook too hard one day and about 3 rows of stuff came down. Feeling badly about it, we still didn't want to waste it. smile

Originally Posted By: raitchjay
ETA: the "plenty of guys who don't cheat" doesn't refer to snack foods. Evidently, there's no one in that category that doesn't cheat.

wink


I never denied it. smile
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#1776496 - 01/15/13 07:41 PM Re: Why did you cheat Lance? Peepers
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The guy is a liar and a fraud. I hope he gets sued by everyone else he slandered.
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#1776497 - 01/15/13 07:43 PM Re: Why did you cheat Lance? TB 12
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Can I sue him for wearing his yellow bracelet?
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#1776501 - 01/15/13 07:48 PM Re: Why did you cheat Lance? A_G
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who's Lance?

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#1776502 - 01/15/13 07:48 PM Re: Why did you cheat Lance? Peepers
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#1776504 - 01/15/13 07:50 PM Re: Why did you cheat Lance? Retired DQ
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#1776505 - 01/15/13 07:50 PM Re: Why did you cheat Lance? Miscuit
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who's Lance?


I'm not telling you.

You called me an unreliable witness.
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#1776507 - 01/15/13 07:51 PM Re: Why did you cheat Lance? A_G
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Originally Posted By: A_G
Originally Posted By: Miscuit
who's Lance?


I'm not telling you.

You called me an unreliable witness.


hmmmmm...i can't imagine doing that

i must have been under duress

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#1776508 - 01/15/13 07:52 PM Re: Why did you cheat Lance? A_G
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Originally Posted By: Miscuit
Originally Posted By: Mr A_Gita
I "heard" you hit notify! shocked



unreliable witness ^^^^^^


I plead the 5th!
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#1776509 - 01/15/13 07:52 PM Re: Why did you cheat Lance? A_G
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Originally Posted By: A_G
Originally Posted By: Miscuit
Originally Posted By: Mr A_Gita
I "heard" you hit notify! shocked



unreliable witness ^^^^^^


I'll take a 5th!


fixed. smile
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#1776510 - 01/15/13 07:53 PM Re: Why did you cheat Lance? Peepers
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He is a guy that used to live in Austin, but I hear that subsequent to a heartbreaking evening one night at bike camp, that he eventually found his way to Hawaii.
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#1776537 - 01/15/13 08:25 PM Re: Why did you cheat Lance? raitchjay
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Originally Posted By: raitchjay
Originally Posted By: Bobby Boucher
Originally Posted By: raitchjay
Me and my buddies "cheated Lance" back in high school...Lance the snack company that is (we didn't intend to, but we did). Snacks would get stuck in the machine after you put your money in, so you had to shake the machine to get it out. We shook too hard one day and about 3 rows of stuff came down. Feeling badly about it, we still didn't want to waste it. smile

Originally Posted By: raitchjay
ETA: the "plenty of guys who don't cheat" doesn't refer to snack foods. Evidently, there's no one in that category that doesn't cheat.

wink


I never denied it. smile

Hey, don't worry about it. I might've held it against you, but you weren't the only one that did it, so we're cool
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#1776558 - 01/15/13 08:43 PM Re: Why did you cheat Lance? Peepers
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Also, FWIW, i didn't make millions of dollars from my snack food misstep (i almost made 50 cents, but nobody would buy the coconut bar that nobody wanted to eat). laugh
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#1776570 - 01/15/13 08:49 PM Re: Why did you cheat Lance? Peepers
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I'm shocked he actually fessed up, I thought he was going to take the Rogers Clemens route.

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#1776572 - 01/15/13 08:49 PM Re: Why did you cheat Lance? raitchjay
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Originally Posted By: raitchjay
Also, FWIW, i didn't make millions of dollars from my snack food misstep (i almost made 50 cents, but nobody would buy the coconut bar that nobody wanted to eat). laugh


do you still have it? I'll give you .30
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#1776574 - 01/15/13 08:51 PM Re: Why did you cheat Lance? Peepers
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Is it a Mounds? It is worth 50 cents at least!
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