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#1777879 - 01/18/13 03:29 PM Re: Will 2013 be the year? basilring
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We need to reign in how we celebrate birthdays around here. It's terrible! Today we lumped together 4 of them, 3 IT guys and our head of indirect and are having Man Food day.

2 crocks of pulled pork for sandwiches, wings, cocktail weenies, bacon mac n cheese, several chips/crackers and dips, just a bad bad day to be sitting in line of sight/smell of the food, and walking by it every time I leave my desk.
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#1777881 - 01/18/13 03:32 PM Re: Will 2013 be the year? Matt_B
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Originally Posted By: Matt_B
We need to reign in how we celebrate birthdays around here. It's terrible! Today we lumped together 4 of them, 3 IT guys and our head of indirect and are having Man Food day.

2 crocks of pulled pork for sandwiches, wings, cocktail weenies, bacon mac n cheese, several chips/crackers and dips, just a bad bad day to be sitting in line of sight/smell of the food, and walking by it every time I leave my desk.


USE THE FORCE MATT! eek
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#1777903 - 01/18/13 03:49 PM Re: Will 2013 be the year? basilring
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To...bring the food to me so I don't have to go to it? smile
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#1777910 - 01/18/13 03:57 PM Re: Will 2013 be the year? basilring
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Or you could telelkinetically smash Yoda in the face with cocktail weenies! (but I'd save the pulled pork) smile
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#1777918 - 01/18/13 04:06 PM Re: Will 2013 be the year? Matt_B
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2 crocks of pulled pork for sandwiches, wings, cocktail weenies, bacon mac n cheese, several chips/crackers and dips


Throw in deer sausage and toasted ravioli, and you have HEAVEN.
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#1778076 - 01/18/13 07:15 PM Re: Will 2013 be the year? Bankbb1, PITA
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(but I'd save the pulled pork) smile


Guess who's idea the pulled pork was? grin
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#1778103 - 01/18/13 07:56 PM Re: Will 2013 be the year? basilring
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I'll freely admit that I phoned a friend (metaphorically at least) who I knew would be a good resource for "man food" smile
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#1778121 - 01/18/13 08:12 PM Re: Will 2013 be the year? basilring
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#1778126 - 01/18/13 08:16 PM Re: Will 2013 be the year? Bankbb1, PITA
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Originally Posted By: Bankbb1, PITA
Originally Posted By: Matt_B
We need to reign in how we celebrate birthdays around here. It's terrible! Today we lumped together 4 of them, 3 IT guys and our head of indirect and are having Man Food day.

2 crocks of pulled pork for sandwiches, wings, cocktail weenies, bacon mac n cheese, several chips/crackers and dips, just a bad bad day to be sitting in line of sight/smell of the food, and walking by it every time I leave my desk.


USE THE FORCE MATT! eek


Yeah, they probably didn't wash their hands when preparing the food. Oh...wait...that wouldn't bother you...I got nuttin'....succumb.....
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#1778134 - 01/18/13 08:33 PM Re: Will 2013 be the year? basilring
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Seriously. Some tellers want to handle icky stripper cash, then come on up and grab some food without washing their hands? I don't even care! I'll have them make me a sandwich and hand it to me!

Tales of my lack of concern for cleanliness are greatly exaggerated, mostly to mess with you.
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#1778138 - 01/18/13 08:36 PM Re: Will 2013 be the year? basilring
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#1778150 - 01/18/13 08:46 PM Re: Will 2013 be the year? Matt_B
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Some tellers want to handle icky stripper cash, then come on up and grab some food without washing their hands?


I think it is hilarious that almost every banker I know - including me - has used/uses this example. Even though 80% of banks likely don't have a stripper or a strip club as a customer. laugh
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#1778155 - 01/18/13 08:48 PM Re: Will 2013 be the year? basilring
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lol- I go through more hand sanitizer then anyone else behind this teller line. It's kinda rediculous. but as much as i love my job, money is just NASTY.
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#1778158 - 01/18/13 08:51 PM Re: Will 2013 be the year? basilring
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Oh for sure. When I see a child - or God forbid a grown up - stick money in their mouth like it is a third hadn...it makes me physically sick.
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#1778162 - 01/18/13 08:55 PM Re: Will 2013 be the year? Beagles22
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Originally Posted By: Beagle Queen
Originally Posted By: Matt_B
Some tellers want to handle icky stripper cash, then come on up and grab some food without washing their hands?


I think it is hilarious that almost every banker I know - including me - has used/uses this example. Even though 80% of banks likely don't have a stripper or a strip club as a customer. laugh


They have to bank somewhere. You may not know but that one very conservativly dressed customer...
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#1778164 - 01/18/13 08:56 PM Re: Will 2013 be the year? basilring
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Had a customer come in yesterday at the same time as one of our more... pundgent customers was leaving. He heard the teller say something about her money smelling - Which started a whole conversation about how he never realized money could be "smelly".

And I work with NEWTs, so alot of our money is pundgent. sick eek crazy
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#1778168 - 01/18/13 08:59 PM Re: Will 2013 be the year? edAudit
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Originally Posted By: Beagle Queen
Originally Posted By: Matt_B
Some tellers want to handle icky stripper cash, then come on up and grab some food without washing their hands?


I think it is hilarious that almost every banker I know - including me - has used/uses this example. Even though 80% of banks likely don't have a stripper or a strip club as a customer. laugh


They have to bank somewhere. You may not know but that one very conservativly dressed customer...


**beagles needs brain floss to stop visually guessing which ones in her head**
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#1778169 - 01/18/13 09:01 PM Re: Will 2013 be the year? basilring
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#1778178 - 01/18/13 09:05 PM Re: Will 2013 be the year? Beagles22
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Originally Posted By: EdAudit
Originally Posted By: Beagle Queen
Originally Posted By: Matt_B
Some tellers want to handle icky stripper cash, then come on up and grab some food without washing their hands?


I think it is hilarious that almost every banker I know - including me - has used/uses this example. Even though 80% of banks likely don't have a stripper or a strip club as a customer. laugh


They have to bank somewhere. You may not know but that one very conservativly dressed customer...


**beagles needs brain floss to stop visually guessing which ones in her head**


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#1778179 - 01/18/13 09:06 PM Re: Will 2013 be the year? basilring
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North End White Trash.

Not a nice term, but entirely fitting for the area my branch is in. For example, the empty bottle of vodka that was found next to the atm yesterday. Or the crazy lady who walked into our drivethru yesterday with a stack of baseball cards as big as her arm who left because she didn't feel like geiving us her ID and we had NO idea who she was.
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#1778180 - 01/18/13 09:08 PM Re: Will 2013 be the year? basilring
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Had a long time customer explain the cash.

Singles and fives get recycled back to the bar as they (the bar) do not wish to pay a fee for them
Large bills go to the owners

the rest can be deposited.
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#1778181 - 01/18/13 09:10 PM Re: Will 2013 be the year? Loralie
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North End White Trash.

Not a nice term, but entirely fitting for the area my branch is in. For example, the empty bottle of vodka that was found next to the atm yesterday. Or the crazy lady who walked into our drivethru yesterday with a stack of baseball cards as big as her arm who left because she didn't feel like geiving us her ID and we had NO idea who she was.


sounds like any tuesday at one of my old branches laugh
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#1778187 - 01/18/13 09:18 PM Re: Will 2013 be the year? basilring
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lol- technically, it was a thursday, but yea. that was just yesterday.

It's bad when each teller has their own bottle of Air Freshener to spray after certain customers leaves.
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#1778189 - 01/18/13 09:19 PM Re: Will 2013 be the year? Beagles22
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Originally Posted By: Beagle Queen
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Some tellers want to handle icky stripper cash, then come on up and grab some food without washing their hands?


I think it is hilarious that almost every banker I know - including me - has used/uses this example. Even though 80% of banks likely don't have a stripper or a strip club as a customer. laugh


Honestly, it was top of mind because of a situation earlier today. She was telling collections that she was behind on her loan because people just don't come to the clubs like usual during the holidays, but it will pick up soon when tax returns are going out! Of course I had to pull up her account and take a look at the ID... I don't think the seasonal business cycle is her biggest issue whistle
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#1778191 - 01/18/13 09:22 PM Re: Will 2013 be the year? Matt_B
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I don't think the seasonal business cycle is her biggest issue whistle


Considering that I've been told that I would be a hot stripper if I ever decided to get into that field, it's my understanding that most strippers are not that great looking or thin.....
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