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#1779842 - 01/25/13 03:17 PM
oh, the bar is open
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sorry for the delay in the formal notice, I had a customer waiting when i got here and every time i started to post this, she was demanding a refill. Now that she has exhausted both me and the 47 gallons of gin I had on hand, i have a spare moment...
please enjoy...
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#1779848 - 01/25/13 03:27 PM
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::Crawls in the door, behind the bar, grabs a bottle, takes a few pulls then stuffs the bottle under my head::
Good night.
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#1779860 - 01/25/13 03:45 PM
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:stares at happiness:
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#1779862 - 01/25/13 03:51 PM
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A few pulls?  It's that kind of bar!? 
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#1779886 - 01/25/13 04:23 PM
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Today is Opposite Day so I will take something non-alcoholic and weak please. (Do you see what I did there?)
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#1779889 - 01/25/13 04:25 PM
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A few pulls? It's that kind of bar!? If that's the case, count me in! You'll find me in the blacklight maze.
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#1779910 - 01/25/13 04:56 PM
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alcoholic and weak please. (Do you see what I did there?) One DQ coming right up!!! :Stairs:
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#1779929 - 01/25/13 05:22 PM
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I am worried that it appears to be both Compliment Day and Opposite Day today.
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#1779931 - 01/25/13 05:22 PM
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Here's to the Court of Appeals for the D.C Circuit !
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#1779934 - 01/25/13 05:24 PM
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I am worried that it appears to be both Compliment Day and Opposite Day today.
Does one trump the other is the real question!
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#1779949 - 01/25/13 05:39 PM
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Guess it's best if I just stick to insulting everyone as usual.
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#1780024 - 01/25/13 08:01 PM
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Me??????
::innocent look::
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#1780085 - 01/25/13 09:31 PM
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Deeq - have you set a date?
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#1780090 - 01/25/13 09:44 PM
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I think she has, but she's using the Mayan calendar.
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#1780091 - 01/25/13 09:46 PM
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Better get the reservation in for the stretch Mazda. It is in high demand!!
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#1780104 - 01/25/13 10:34 PM
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Not to mention that the hairdresser will need scaffolding built.
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#1780172 - 01/28/13 01:15 PM
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Deeq - have you set a date? Nope... trying to get a record; engaged for 12 years...  SF, you crack me up. 
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#1780211 - 01/28/13 03:08 PM
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Instead of throwing rice, they are going to hand out filterless Camel cigs and when they walk out of the church City Hall, all the guests need to inhale, then exhale on happy couple.
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#1780215 - 01/28/13 03:12 PM
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Instead of throwing rice, they are going to hand out filterless Camel cigs and when they walk out of the church City Hall, all the guests need to inhale, then exhale on happy couple. happy couple????? Who will be there besides deek and eddie?
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