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#1789388 - 02/26/13 08:15 PM Re: I hope a simple tax question Orrsislander
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Tax minimization is not tax evasion!
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#1789396 - 02/26/13 08:33 PM Re: I hope a simple tax question Orrsislander
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^^Spoken like a true banker! laugh
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#1789424 - 02/26/13 09:11 PM Re: I hope a simple tax question Orrsislander
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Pulling people out of the ditc...
It's not like your marriage is valid anyway, seeing as you were married in a foreign country...so filing seperately is your only choice!!!
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#1789457 - 02/26/13 10:04 PM Re: I hope a simple tax question Orrsislander
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who got married in a foreign country?
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#1789484 - 02/26/13 11:10 PM Re: I hope a simple tax question Dip
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Pulling people out of the ditc...
Originally Posted By: Dip
who got married in a foreign country?


duh...you did

obviously...

President Obama was born in Hawaii and has a birth certificate to this effect

Birthers claim Obama was born in a foreign country

ergo...Hawaii is a foreign country
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#1789487 - 02/26/13 11:48 PM Re: I hope a simple tax question Orrsislander
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LOL!

I think we're safe, cuz we did the legal thing quietly in San DIego before we flew "out of the country."
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#1789577 - 02/27/13 03:12 PM Re: I hope a simple tax question cheekEE
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Originally Posted By: MonkEE
Originally Posted By: HappyGilmore
yeah, but you have moving exoenses for a new job outside of your normal state, Cheekee...you may be able to claim those! but consult a tax professional to be sure wink


I will attach a note to my taxes that says per Happy I get lots of $$ back you sons of ____. laugh


Now there's a sure-fire way of getting audited every year for the next 40 years.....
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#1789657 - 02/27/13 04:40 PM Re: I hope a simple tax question Orrsislander
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We do pay to have our taxes done. We have always filed married filing jointly. When everything is said and done, the accountant gives us the difference between filing jointly or seperatly. However, for state we filing married filing seperately otherwise we would owe!

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#1789694 - 02/27/13 05:42 PM Re: I hope a simple tax question Orrsislander
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The Sovereign State Of Oklahom...
Did this just go political?

It really doesnt matter if he was born in Hawaii or on Planet 9 at his point.

See, i put a sci fi spin on it! grin
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#1789853 - 02/27/13 08:40 PM Re: I hope a simple tax question Orrsislander
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He has to file his own return for his income, but you may still be able to claim him. Check the support requirement to see if you can claim him.
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#1789900 - 02/27/13 09:57 PM Re: I hope a simple tax question Bankbb1, PITA
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Pulling people out of the ditc...
Originally Posted By: Bankbb1, PITA
Did this just go political?

It really doesnt matter if he was born in Hawaii or on Planet 9 at his point.

See, i put a sci fi spin on it! grin


of course not, clearly tongue in cheek...
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