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#1794430 - 03/13/13 08:51 PM Re: Reason for leaving your last job? Dazed Auditor
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Originally Posted By: Dazed Auditor
How about 'everyone I worked with cried and/or quit'?


Too broad / applies to too many past jobs. (As in, all of them.)
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#1794432 - 03/13/13 08:52 PM Re: Reason for leaving your last job? thomasj
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I left because I found their policy on work release from prison to be too restrictive.



::frantically messages MonkEE:: eek
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#1794482 - 03/13/13 09:40 PM Re: Reason for leaving your last job? manimal
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I never left.... frown
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#1794529 - 03/14/13 11:28 AM Re: Reason for leaving your last job? Dazed Auditor
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Originally Posted By: Dazed Auditor
How about 'everyone I worked with cried and/or quit'?
laugh
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#1794532 - 03/14/13 11:53 AM Re: Reason for leaving your last job? Retired DQ
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An prospect employee from NJ told me at an interview:

My boss was out on leave to much due to crashing her masda. She also drank and smoked to much and the smell of aquanet was unbearable. shocked laugh
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#1794533 - 03/14/13 11:57 AM Re: Reason for leaving your last job? califgirl
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shocked Odd! You swore you wouldn't tell!!
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#1794540 - 03/14/13 12:18 PM Re: Reason for leaving your last job? The Minion
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You are here
You were not the only one who applied laugh
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#1794543 - 03/14/13 12:34 PM Re: Reason for leaving your last job? califgirl
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Nice avi, Minion. smile
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#1794556 - 03/14/13 12:57 PM Re: Reason for leaving your last job? Retired DQ
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Originally Posted By: DeeQ
Nice avi, Minion. smile


Hey, thanks! Do you know who she is?
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#1794557 - 03/14/13 01:01 PM Re: Reason for leaving your last job? califgirl
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No clue, dear.
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#1794559 - 03/14/13 01:02 PM Re: Reason for leaving your last job? Retired DQ
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Elizabeth Warren?
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#1794563 - 03/14/13 01:07 PM Re: Reason for leaving your last job? Sinatra Fan
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Originally Posted By: Sinatra Fan
Elizabeth Warren?



laugh
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#1794565 - 03/14/13 01:10 PM Re: Reason for leaving your last job? Sinatra Fan
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Elizabeth Warren?
Awesome! laugh
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#1794595 - 03/14/13 02:14 PM Re: Reason for leaving your last job? The Minion
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Originally Posted By: The Minion
Originally Posted By: DeeQ
Nice avi, Minion. smile


Hey, thanks! Do you know who she is?


Looks like a horney Audrey Hepburn.
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#1794648 - 03/14/13 03:25 PM Re: Reason for leaving your last job? califgirl
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Hello, I’m the Simi and it is more than a name it is an attitude. I would tell you what Simi means, but then I’d have to kill you and though you are probably quite tasty, Akri gets all cranky when I snack on humans. Akri knows, but he’s not telling neither.

I have been with akri for a long, long time. How long? I don’t know. It’s something like dog years. What is a dog year? I had a dog once, but I ate him so he didn’t last a whole year. He snarled at me and I thought, hmmm, snarling dog…barbecue which leads me to my favorite food. Barbecued anything. I used to have a favorite kind of barbecue but akri says I can’t talk about that anymore and that it’s off the menu. He get real upset when the Simi talk about it so I don’t talk about it no more.

Where was I? Oh, I remember now. I protect akri, but he often says someone needs to protect him from me. I don’t know what he means by that. The Simi is a good protector. I eat anyone who annoys him. Anyone who don’t like akri…one word for them…barbecue. Sometimes toast would work, but I find toast too crispy so I prefer barbecue.

As for my favorite Squire, that Nicky is real nice. I don’t want to barbecue him. But he do look mighty tasty. Akri says I can’t say in public what I really want to do to him so I won’t. But he’s real nice to the Simi when she calls so I like him and I won’t make him barbecue.

My favorite time is now because now no one tries to tie me to a stake and make barbecued Simi. I did not like them people from long ago cause they would look at me and scream, then try to exorcise me. Exercising is good if you are Richard Simmons, but it is not good if you are the Simi. They did not like the Simi, so the Simi did not like them.

On that note, akri says the Simi has to sign off now or he will take away my plastic. I like my plastic–it make people do all kinds of nice things for the Simi. It gets me stuff. Akri also say if I don’t get offline he’ll turn off my QVC which would not make me happy and then I would have to barbecue akri. Since I am very attached to akri, I cannot kill him so I have to go now. Bye-bye.
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#1794656 - 03/14/13 03:34 PM Re: Reason for leaving your last job? The Minion
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SimiMinion I do believe that that position has been filled. eek
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#1794694 - 03/14/13 04:30 PM Re: Reason for leaving your last job? The Minion
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Originally Posted By: The Minion
Hello, I’m the Simi and it is more than a name it is an attitude. I would tell you what Simi means, but then I’d have to kill you and though you are probably quite tasty, Akri gets all cranky when I snack on humans. Akri knows, but he’s not telling neither.

I have been with akri for a long, long time. How long? I don’t know. It’s something like dog years. What is a dog year? I had a dog once, but I ate him so he didn’t last a whole year. He snarled at me and I thought, hmmm, snarling dog…barbecue which leads me to my favorite food. Barbecued anything. I used to have a favorite kind of barbecue but akri says I can’t talk about that anymore and that it’s off the menu. He get real upset when the Simi talk about it so I don’t talk about it no more.

Where was I? Oh, I remember now. I protect akri, but he often says someone needs to protect him from me. I don’t know what he means by that. The Simi is a good protector. I eat anyone who annoys him. Anyone who don’t like akri…one word for them…barbecue. Sometimes toast would work, but I find toast too crispy so I prefer barbecue.

As for my favorite Squire, that Nicky is real nice. I don’t want to barbecue him. But he do look mighty tasty. Akri says I can’t say in public what I really want to do to him so I won’t. But he’s real nice to the Simi when she calls so I like him and I won’t make him barbecue.

My favorite time is now because now no one tries to tie me to a stake and make barbecued Simi. I did not like them people from long ago cause they would look at me and scream, then try to exorcise me. Exercising is good if you are Richard Simmons, but it is not good if you are the Simi. They did not like the Simi, so the Simi did not like them.

On that note, akri says the Simi has to sign off now or he will take away my plastic. I like my plastic–it make people do all kinds of nice things for the Simi. It gets me stuff. Akri also say if I don’t get offline he’ll turn off my QVC which would not make me happy and then I would have to barbecue akri. Since I am very attached to akri, I cannot kill him so I have to go now. Bye-bye.
:calls shrink:
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#1794725 - 03/14/13 04:54 PM Re: Reason for leaving your last job? califgirl
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You finally drove her over the edge!

I read that. Read it again, and was still confused. But, I'd like to read the rest of that book, sounds like it'd be interesting!
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#1794744 - 03/14/13 05:10 PM Re: Reason for leaving your last job? The Minion
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Originally Posted By: The Minion
Hello, I’m the Simi and it is more than a name it is an attitude. I would tell you what Simi means, but then I’d have to kill you and though you are probably quite tasty, Akri gets all cranky when I snack on humans. Akri knows, but he’s not telling neither.

I have been with akri for a long, long time. How long? I don’t know. It’s something like dog years. What is a dog year? I had a dog once, but I ate him so he didn’t last a whole year. He snarled at me and I thought, hmmm, snarling dog…barbecue which leads me to my favorite food. Barbecued anything. I used to have a favorite kind of barbecue but akri says I can’t talk about that anymore and that it’s off the menu. He get real upset when the Simi talk about it so I don’t talk about it no more.

Where was I? Oh, I remember now. I protect akri, but he often says someone needs to protect him from me. I don’t know what he means by that. The Simi is a good protector. I eat anyone who annoys him. Anyone who don’t like akri…one word for them…barbecue. Sometimes toast would work, but I find toast too crispy so I prefer barbecue.

As for my favorite Squire, that Nicky is real nice. I don’t want to barbecue him. But he do look mighty tasty. Akri says I can’t say in public what I really want to do to him so I won’t. But he’s real nice to the Simi when she calls so I like him and I won’t make him barbecue.

My favorite time is now because now no one tries to tie me to a stake and make barbecued Simi. I did not like them people from long ago cause they would look at me and scream, then try to exorcise me. Exercising is good if you are Richard Simmons, but it is not good if you are the Simi. They did not like the Simi, so the Simi did not like them.

On that note, akri says the Simi has to sign off now or he will take away my plastic. I like my plastic–it make people do all kinds of nice things for the Simi. It gets me stuff. Akri also say if I don’t get offline he’ll turn off my QVC which would not make me happy and then I would have to barbecue akri. Since I am very attached to akri, I cannot kill him so I have to go now. Bye-bye.


Acheron's Simi!!!! She's SO cool!
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#1794748 - 03/14/13 05:13 PM Re: Reason for leaving your last job? califgirl
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#1794755 - 03/14/13 05:18 PM Re: Reason for leaving your last job? manimal
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Mani, Simi is a character in a book called Acheron. She is a protector of Acheron, and is always with him, either in a viable albeit not quite human form or as a tattoo that is in a different place each time someone looks at it on his body.
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#1794757 - 03/14/13 05:21 PM Re: Reason for leaving your last job? califgirl
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And Mani is off to Amazon to see if she can download this book/series.
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#1794758 - 03/14/13 05:21 PM Re: Reason for leaving your last job? Matt_B
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It's worth the read! blush
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#1794761 - 03/14/13 05:23 PM Re: Reason for leaving your last job? califgirl
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Dark Hunters is the series by Sherrilyn Kenyon. I began reading the series years ago. Very, ummm blush, good series!


No Matt, I've gone over the edge years ago. You try working for Deekles and see how you hold up! smirk
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#1794778 - 03/14/13 05:34 PM Re: Reason for leaving your last job? califgirl
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I can put it all in my mind-vice and crush it! Besides, I'd be too busy drinking her Tanq to be unstable!
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