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#181287 - 04/20/04 12:22 PM Ever apply for the CIA?
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The CIA had an opening for an assassin. After all the background checks, interviews, and testing were done there were three finalists; two men and a woman. For the final test, the CIA agents took one of the men to a large metal door and handed him a .45 Revolver. "We must know that you will follow your instructions, no matter what the circumstances.

Inside this room, you will find your wife sitting in a chair. Kill her!" The man said, "You can't be serious. I could never shoot my wife." The agent said, "Then you're not the right man for this job."

The second man was given the same instructions. He took the gun
and went into the room. All was quiet for about five minutes. Then the man came out with tears in his eyes. "I tried, but I can't kill my wife." The agent said. "You don't have what it takes. Take your wife and go home."

Finally, it was the woman's turn. She was given the same instructions to kill her husband. She took the gun and went into the room. 6 shots were heard, one shot after another. The agents heard screaming, crashing, and banging on the walls. After a few minutes, all was quiet. The door opened slowly and there stood the woman. She wiped the sweat from her brow, and said, "This gun is loaded with blanks. I had to beat him to death with the chair."
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#181288 - 04/20/04 12:33 PM Re: Ever apply for the CIA?
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Good one Maria!

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#181289 - 04/20/04 01:50 PM Re: Ever apply for the CIA?
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You frighten me, Maria.

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#181290 - 04/20/04 02:02 PM Re: Ever apply for the CIA?
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You frighten me, Maria.




Think about how my poor old man feels... he had better stop snoring...
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#181291 - 04/20/04 02:34 PM Re: Ever apply for the CIA?
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Oh, Maria,

You have no idea how bad I needed that.
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#181292 - 04/20/04 04:06 PM Re: Ever apply for the CIA?
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LOL I love it Maria!
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#181293 - 04/20/04 04:37 PM Re: Ever apply for the CIA?
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Always glad to oblige, guys!
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#181294 - 04/20/04 04:59 PM Re: Ever apply for the CIA?
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Maria, we like it...
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#181295 - 04/20/04 06:01 PM Re: Ever apply for the CIA?
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HAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAAAAAHAHAHAHAAAAAA (can't.....breath.....must.....get.....air......) HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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#181296 - 04/20/04 07:07 PM Re: Ever apply for the CIA?
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Laugh it up. When I tell the joke, I'm going to switch the husband and the wife.
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#181297 - 04/20/04 07:09 PM Re: Ever apply for the CIA?
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HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH!
But of course, AT, you would!
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#181298 - 04/20/04 07:10 PM Re: Ever apply for the CIA?
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All the married women in my department appreciated that one immensly!
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#181299 - 04/20/04 07:13 PM Re: Ever apply for the CIA?
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That was great!!!! Wonder if they watched all star wrestling to know how to use the chair...LOL!!!!

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#181300 - 04/20/04 10:42 PM Re: Ever apply for the CIA?
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LOL Maria...When do we apply?
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#181301 - 04/21/04 03:32 AM Re: Ever apply for the CIA?
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Well gee, Dawnie, whaddya think, I think that you and I are too old to apply... isn't there a cutoff of about age 21? lol!
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