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#1816114 - 05/21/13 03:05 PM
oh, Mom, you lied to me
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1. gum does not take 7 years to digest
2. my eyes will not get stuck if i keep crossing them
3. my face will not get stuck that way if i keep making faces
4. castor oil really does taste bad
5. algebra is stupid, and it serves no purpose...in almost 30 years of banking, i've never been asked to "find X, Y, or Z"
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#1816127 - 05/21/13 03:18 PM
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…but “that” will make you go blind. Which reminds me…I need to schedule an eye appointment and get a stronger prescription….
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#1816133 - 05/21/13 03:28 PM
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I remember when my son asked me if Santa was real. I told him no, he said: are you Santa?, I said yes. He asked: Are you the Easter bunny and the tooth fairy, too? I said yes. Eddie leans across the table and says to my son: Do you see how she has lied to you all these years? 
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#1816145 - 05/21/13 03:38 PM
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Happy, do you know where -X- is? I really miss his posts.  5. algebra is stupid, and it serves no purpose...in almost 30 years of banking, i've never been asked to "find X, Y, or Z" Also, my face IS stuck <--- this way  3. my face will not get stuck that way if i keep making faces
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#1816149 - 05/21/13 03:43 PM
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I remember when my son asked me if Santa was real. I told him no, he said: are you Santa?, I said yes. He asked: Are you the Easter bunny and the tooth fairy, too? I said yes. Eddie leans across the table and says to my son: Do you see how she has lied to you all these years? He then smacked me in the head, and i threw spaghetti sauce all over his wife-beater shirt and yelled at him, then went outside and keyed his 1986 Impala. Ahh, i loved dinner at my house, peaceful and loving and Italian and Jersey Shore all in one! oh, wow...
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#1816169 - 05/21/13 04:20 PM
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I told my son I was the tooth fairy....he thought I meant the real tooth fairy for all children...I didn't tell him any different.
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#1816214 - 05/21/13 06:10 PM
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At this point, what difference does it make?!?!?!?!
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#1816222 - 05/21/13 06:25 PM
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I noticed bonette is listed in Georgia...isn't telling someone from there that you are the tooth fairy an oxymoron?
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#1816223 - 05/21/13 06:26 PM
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I told my son I was the tooth fairy....he thought I meant the real tooth fairy for all children...I didn't tell him any different. This statement takes on a decidedly sinister quality if you have read much Thomas Harris.... 
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#1816231 - 05/21/13 06:36 PM
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No wonder you haven't married him!
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#1816235 - 05/21/13 06:45 PM
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I noticed bonette is listed in Georgia...isn't telling someone from there that you are the tooth fairy an oxymoron?  Why is it you always want to mix up Georgia with Alabama? Because he is in Louisiana.
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#1816236 - 05/21/13 06:47 PM
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:giggles:
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#1816237 - 05/21/13 06:48 PM
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Good point, Ed.
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#1816239 - 05/21/13 07:02 PM
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I noticed bonette is listed in Georgia...isn't telling someone from there that you are the tooth fairy an oxymoron? Why is it you always want to mix up Georgia with Alabama? i thought the only difference in the 2 is the quality of meth that one can manufacture in their garage... :insert toothless smiley:
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#1816241 - 05/21/13 07:07 PM
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I noticed bonette is listed in Georgia...isn't telling someone from there that you are the tooth fairy an oxymoron? Why is it you always want to mix up Georgia with Alabama? i thought the only difference in the 2 is the quality of meth that one can manufacture in their garage... :insert toothless smiley: This coming from a resident of Louisiana where the total population = the total number of teeth in the state.
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#1816242 - 05/21/13 07:08 PM
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Zing!
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#1816253 - 05/21/13 07:24 PM
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PP - Louisiana is not known for residents having a lack of teeth...we are much more known for having the 2nd highest non-high school graduation rates, 3rd in teen births, 2nd in out of wedlock births...but we have our teeth!
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#1816259 - 05/21/13 07:26 PM
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Momma told me there'd be days like this....
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#1816261 - 05/21/13 07:28 PM
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I don't know about that - I've had some Bama shine. It was pretty good stuff. Don't know that it beats applejack from Blue Ridge, but still....
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