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#1817837 - 05/28/13 06:47 PM
You know you've lost it when...
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You click your car remote at your front door and expect it to open   And then again, at the dept. store exit doors...
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#1817841 - 05/28/13 06:49 PM
Re: You know you've lost it when...
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I'm pretty sure that means you need a vacation!
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#1817844 - 05/28/13 06:51 PM
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You look for the remote to pause the movie when you are at the theater.
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#1817850 - 05/28/13 07:02 PM
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You try to unlock the door to the bank with your house key.
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#1817853 - 05/28/13 07:05 PM
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You try to unlock the bank doors with your car clicker. And you are surprised when it doesn't work and you look down and click it again. Then you laugh a little and look around a little to see if anyone saw you.
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#1817858 - 05/28/13 07:10 PM
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When your wife is out doing "Early Morning Black Friday" shopping, and she calls you at 5am, a ns says "My car remote will not unlock the door,how am I suppose to get into the car?" And me being the compassionate husband says, "Use the key, BlondStar, glad to help you." 
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#1817861 - 05/28/13 07:13 PM
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When your wife is out doing "Early Morning Black Friday" shopping, and she calls you at 5am, a ns says "My car remote will not unlock the door,how am I suppose to get into the car?" And me being the compassionate husband says, "Use the key, BlondStar, glad to help you." I was in an accident, at got the same car make and color as a rental. My was really upset one day when her key wouldn't work. (Yes, she's blonde).
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#1817866 - 05/28/13 07:20 PM
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TiVo has ruined me: I keep looking for pause and rewind buttons on my phone when I'm listening to live webinars. I occasionally catch my self thinking about grabbing the remote to rewind a conversation or meeting I'm in to catch something I missed! Ditto for the radio in the car.
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#1817897 - 05/28/13 07:54 PM
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Glad I'm not going crazy alone 
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#1817900 - 05/28/13 07:56 PM
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I'll 3rd that thought!~
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#1817904 - 05/28/13 08:03 PM
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judging by the way the restrooms look around here, i'll never go to another co-workers house again...
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#1817915 - 05/28/13 08:21 PM
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judging by the way the restrooms look around here, i'll never go to another co-workers house again... the toilet paper roll is empty anyway.
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#1817949 - 05/28/13 08:42 PM
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Yes, they do. Most of the time, anyway... Funny, I never make that mistake at home.
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#1818032 - 05/29/13 01:25 PM
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I feel like I am in good cmopany this morning. I have done the car remote thing a lot of times, and have absolutely tried to rewind the radio too :-).
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#1818042 - 05/29/13 01:36 PM
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I know I lost it when I answer my home phone:
"Compliance, Maria speaking... "
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#1818047 - 05/29/13 01:41 PM
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instead of "Compliance DeeQ speaking"?
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#1818055 - 05/29/13 01:47 PM
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I know I lost it when I answer my home phone:
"Compliance, Maria speaking... " I hate when that happens!
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#1818056 - 05/29/13 01:46 PM
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I used to answer my home phone all the time with "Examiners, this is....."
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#1818062 - 05/29/13 01:52 PM
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I know I lost it when I answer my home phone:
"Compliance, Maria speaking... " I hate when that happens! she's making that up, her words aren't slurred in this example
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#1818071 - 05/29/13 01:59 PM
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I put a sign on the room being used by the examiners that said "Office of the Demon Horde"....
Yeah, I know....That's the same look my boss gave me.
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