Oh my god this drives me nuts!

The moment I ask you about your loan, you immediately think that because I'm the Compliance Officer, I'm trying to get you in trouble. Don't answer my question, just give me some smart butt remark.

You pop your gum so loudly it sounds like someone is clapping in your office.

Same as above except while speaking with another employee.

Same as above except while on the phone with a customer.

nevah mind

You come in late and leave early - never do they realize the time spend at night and on the weekends on company business.

This is highly therapeutic BTW.

#1001 - Because you think that you are the only person who is busy. Your work is the most important and all of your questions must be answered immediately. You do not reciprocate.

Good one, Garret.

Along those same lines:

You sit on something for 3 weeks and then need everyone else to drop everything and complete your project immediately... at 4:55 on Friday afternoon.

GD...there are several people I know of that fit that exact description.

Garret - Ditto!

And those that half-read an email and blow it off as not applying to them because they didn't read the other half of the email...and those that don't read it at all, then are clueless as to why something in a program changed and call and ask assinine unnecessary questions...

That sounds exactly like my husband. He doesn't listen when I tell him something, then ignores the email summarizing, then is surprised to find out we are doing something on Saturday.

I think that is all men, EGB.

Did you gals say something? :runs:

:runs after rj:

:collapses from black lung:

I'm sorry...what did you say?

you need to read an email on sunday or something like that.

Noted!
:Scribbles "Mail stuff on Sunday":
Crazy women! You cant mail stuff on Sundays! Sheesh!

Those that ask you what to do in a certain situation... then do EXACTLY opposite what you said to do... and then look at you like you're the crazy @$$ when it blows up the next day.

Not like I am speaking from experience this morning...

Ugh, I have an SVP who does that. It is annoying.

You offer products to customers that the bank doesn't offer and then try to make compliance/operations/everyone else scramble to create something you should never have sold in the name of "customer service".

I believe that, as an abbreviation, "etc" should be followed by a period.

(BTW: You = Pretty much everyone around here)

Those co-workers that ask your opinion and then immediately disagree with you. If you didn't want my opinion then why did you ask???

Know-it-alls and one-uppers.

I know I can top that.

Seeing "per (raitchjay)" on a credit memorandum when i haven't even spoken to the person in question about said loan or worse, when i HAVE spoken to them and told them exactly the opposite of what is now on said credit memorandum.

"Well if you don't like it, you can talk to our compliance person!" followed by giving them my direct number or what office I'm at, then giving me a 15 second summary of what's happening before I'm stuck in front of them completely unprepared and not having a clue what the "whole" story is.

That happens entirely too often!