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#1816959 - 05/23/13 06:48 PM
Re: 11 reasons your coworkers hate you
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1.a(ii) You are the Compliance Manager and constantly point out how dumb they are. Fixed.
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#1816989 - 05/23/13 07:32 PM
Re: 11 reasons your coworkers hate you
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You wear only one glove.
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#1816990 - 05/23/13 07:33 PM
Re: 11 reasons your coworkers hate you
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You moonwalk from the water cooler back to your desk.
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#1816992 - 05/23/13 07:33 PM
Re: 11 reasons your coworkers hate you
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You refuse to pick up your dirty underwear off the floor.
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#1817027 - 05/23/13 08:23 PM
Re: 11 reasons your coworkers hate you
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You refuse to pick up your dirty underwear off the floor. At least it wasnt stuck to the wall.
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#1817030 - 05/23/13 08:23 PM
Re: 11 reasons your coworkers hate you
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You leave your back hair in the sink in the ladies room.
You have a jar of toenail clippings on your desk.
Your unique facial hair and the van you drive frightens children and causes you to miss work while being interviewed by police on a regular basis.
You drink coffee directly from the pot in the lunchroom.
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#1817032 - 05/23/13 08:25 PM
Re: 11 reasons your coworkers hate you
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You have a jar of toenail clippings on your desk.
Don't be a hater.
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#1817111 - 05/23/13 11:18 PM
Re: 11 reasons your coworkers hate you
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You have a jar of toenail clippings on your desk and none of them are yours.
Don't be a hater. Fixed
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#1817112 - 05/23/13 11:36 PM
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You have a jar of toenail clippings on your desk and none of them are yours.
Don't be a hater. Fixed Still hatin'
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#1817153 - 05/24/13 01:07 PM
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I bite mine
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#1817186 - 05/24/13 01:42 PM
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I bite mine and then eat them. fixed
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#1817195 - 05/24/13 01:46 PM
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Pffft, like I'm the only one
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#1817659 - 05/26/13 11:32 PM
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You take the rest of the birthday cake home at night - and it wasn't YOUR birthday (nor did you ask...).
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#1817670 - 05/28/13 12:12 PM
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You work with Peepers???
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#1817701 - 05/28/13 01:52 PM
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You take the rest of the birthday cake home at night - and it wasn't YOUR birthday (nor did you ask...). You stand in the kitchen, eating said birthday cake... out of the pan
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#1817736 - 05/28/13 03:11 PM
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You refuse to contribute to the office potluck, but sneak into the breakroom to fix a plate then take it back to your office. Oh, and you DON'T wash your hands after using the restroom. Filthy pig.
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#1817740 - 05/28/13 03:15 PM
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You reheat fish in the microwave.
For breakfast.
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#1817759 - 05/28/13 03:35 PM
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[employees are singing birthday for Bill in a flat monotone. He blows out the candles]
Bill Lumbergh: Looks terrific. Mmmm. Here Peggy, you wanna get everybody started there.
[he gets a slice of cake]
Bill Lumbergh: Mmm. Oh, that is terrific. Just terrific. Thanks everybody, really. I really, really appreciate this. Very special.
[a slice is handed to Milton]
Nina: Now Milton, don't be greedy. Let's pass it along and make sure everyone gets a piece.
Milton Waddams: Yeah, but last time I didn't receive a piece. And I was told...
Nina: Just pass.
Milton Waddams: Okay. But this, this, it, it, it's a little cake. There's not enough cake. The ratio of people to cake is too big.
[eventually Milton notices that everybody but him gets a piece of cake]
Milton Waddams: [muttering] I could set the building on fire.
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#1817807 - 05/28/13 05:59 PM
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You take the rest of the birthday cake home at night - and it wasn't YOUR birthday (nor did you ask...). You stand in the kitchen, eating said birthday cake... out of the pan Oops, sorry, did you want some of this?
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