Maybe we've discovered a new audit

I just cleaned my keyboard and phone!

Don't forget your desk. Multiple studies have shown that our desktops are one of the filthiest areas in the workplace.

(This is too easy)

Freak is going to go apoplectic soon.

bwahahahahahahaha

Mine can't be...it's always completely covered in paper.

You do not want to know what might be under all that paper.

Most banks use recycled paper. What exactly was that paper recycled from prior to it landing on your desk?

Shards from the inside of another keyboard?

Ever wonder what kinds of furry, fuzzy or eightlegged creatures scurry about your desks at night? Hmmm..just a thought!

i'm more concerned about the ones that scurry across it in the daytime when i'm here...

I just tipped mine over and hit it a few times over the trash can. Not too many crumbs, but surprisingly (or maybe not) some dog fur fell out.

yeah, peepers says the same thing about his...likely in his case it is back hair...i will not speculate on what yours is being the ongoing gender identity issues

::checks armpits::

I picked my keyboard up and shook it. That's the extent of my OCD.

Okay, so I finally knocked mine on it's holder thingy...out came a few bread crumbs...now I won't get lost looking for my way back to my desk anymore...I will have a trail to follow.

We could start a discussion about how unsanitary our cell phones are now...

I am currently so happy that I got a new laptop this week and that I work from home (and yes I am OCD about a clean house so I can assure you my table that I work from is emptied and washed daily....multiple times)

The chemicals in the cleaner is worse then the filth.

how exactly, does one empty a table?

Who has time for that?

ain't nobody got time for that

apparently BQ does!

My table is a big island. It HAS to be completely empty before bed (and washed off) and when I am done working I clean it off again, and after my hubby gets done making whatever messes he makes after dinner I do it again before bed. At least 3 times a day. I make the time, it is right inside my door and it is used so much I can't imagine the yuck that would be there!!

And I make my own cleaner out of all natural products

::hangs head::

I have a big island that separates my kitchen/living area and is usually covered up with things...so only small spots get cleaned off regularly.

As IT manager I often think we should be issued rubber gloves for when we have to work on that certain person(s) in the office that nastys up that keyboard the keys look alive with alien life forms. O_o