Can I pick Katy Perry?

Isn't there some kind of requirement to have a minimum of junk in the trunk to twerk?

I had to look up "twerk" on the interwebs this morning.

Cletus's boss warned him "I'm gonna far ya if'n ya show up late twerk one more time!"

So while the news and social media is blowing up about Miley twerking or Gaga's butt, this happened today.. and it doesn't get talked about... 'Merica.


MOH Ty Carter

There is some perspective you....
Thanks Erica!

As for me, if she was my daughter, I don't care if she is 31. She is not acting like an adult. She is being reckless and heading down a path that I am afraid will not end pretty.

As a father, I would go get my baby girl, bring her home and tell her I love her too much to watch her kill herself and I don't care if I have to chain myself to you until you come to your senses, I am not leaving.

Far as I see it, I don't stop being a father when they hit a certain age.

::Like::

I watched the awards show last night, and I was rather annoyed with the fact that the cameras kept showing Taylor Swift every 5 seconds. I don't care what her reaction is to every single person on stage and every single word that is said.

Anyone else notice that the Beiber was missing?

oh I thought this was another who should be Batman thread..

I am confused who that old guy was dry bumping Hanna Montanna. :'(

Is anyone asking why Robin Thicke was dressed like Beetlejuice?

And was Jared Leto (sp?) channeling the 1980's with that get-up he was wearing?

I just wanted to give him a haircut.

I just wanted to give them all music lessons.

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I actually liked Drake's performance and even Kanye's, although I'm not a huge fan of either.... but my point is their performances were simple. No big groups on stage dancing or singing or whatever... just the artist and his microphone.

(Okay, Drake had some fiery explosions too, but I'm okay with that.)

The others need the spectacle to mask the fact that they have no real talent....

Gearge Strait. His concerts are him and his guitar. When you have that much talent, you dont need much else. You may or may not like country music, but he draws a sellout crowd and has been doing that way for 40 years. And with out being in the news every other week for being a twit. They dont call him "King George" for nothing!

Is that why Miley had all the sad bears dancing around her? I could NOT stop laughing at that.

The sales of teddy bears to children is going to plummet after that!
Of course, the sale of teddy bears to weirdos may go thru the roof!

Do you think this tactic would translate to the office?

If I made a mistake, I could just start twerking before anyone else noticed and they'd never be the wiser?

Why don't you try it and let us know how it went? Or post a video.

::sending Bobby video of Butch Jones twerking at practice::

I think if you used a foam finger it would work for sure!

Dagnabbit Bobby!!
That made me crack up at my desk and I'm not real sure how I'm going to explain why to my employees who are now looking at me like confused huskies!

Quick! Twerk!