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#1847884 - 08/30/13 06:48 PM
ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE!!!!!
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Posts: 29
Margaritaville
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Your whole floor has turned into zombies, and you are the only one still alive.. the closest thing to your left is your only weapon to fight off your former coworkers, now brain munching crazies... Will you survive? Mine: iPhone...
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#1847886 - 08/30/13 06:49 PM
Re: ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE!!!!!
_erica_
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Posts: 3,760
Running and riding everywhere ...
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I'd take your iPhone over my napkin!
I did just finish with lunch...
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#1847890 - 08/30/13 06:52 PM
Re: ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE!!!!!
_erica_
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Posts: 221
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Leatherman multi-tool. Dumb luck that I had to fix something during the zombie outbreak.
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#1847891 - 08/30/13 06:53 PM
Re: ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE!!!!!
_erica_
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Joined: Feb 2008
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Plastic fork, yes!
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#1847892 - 08/30/13 06:53 PM
Re: ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE!!!!!
_erica_
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Pulling people out of the ditc...
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Your whole floor has turned into zombies, and you are the only one still alive.. the closest thing to your left is your only weapon to fight off your former coworkers, now brain munching crazies... Will you survive? Mine: iPhone... well, using the JustJay theory of employment, if they are "former" coworkers they were escorted from the building by security the moment of notice, so i have nothing to fear...thanks!
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#1847896 - 08/30/13 06:58 PM
Re: ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE!!!!!
_erica_
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Joined: Oct 2009
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OK
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Last month's daily loan. Maybe i can bore the zombies into submission.
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#1847897 - 08/30/13 06:57 PM
Re: ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE!!!!!
HappyGilmore
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Joined: Feb 2013
Posts: 29
Margaritaville
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Your whole floor has turned into zombies, and you are the only one still alive.. the closest thing to your left is your only weapon to fight off your former coworkers, now brain munching crazies... Will you survive? Mine: iPhone... well, using the JustJay theory of employment, if they are "former" coworkers they were escorted from the building by security the moment of notice, so i have nothing to fear...thanks! They are FORMER because they are no longer coworkers, they are zombies. You can't classify zombies the same as humans, or it will make you emotionally attached and weak... Zombie Survival 101.
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#1847898 - 08/30/13 06:58 PM
Re: ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE!!!!!
RR Becca
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Joined: Mar 2004
Posts: 2,505
Up North
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I have my choice of iPhone, can of pop or a Scensty jar. Unless I can McGuiver something out of that...I'm Zombie fodder.
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#1847908 - 08/30/13 07:07 PM
Re: ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE!!!!!
_erica_
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Posts: 4,132
Somewhere in the middle
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Staple puller Hand Sanitizer Excederin Tums
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#1847909 - 08/30/13 07:08 PM
Re: ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE!!!!!
_erica_
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Joined: Feb 2008
Posts: 2,207
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Or beat them over the head with it?
^^^ may also use this technique with lenders
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#1847912 - 08/30/13 07:11 PM
Re: ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE!!!!!
_erica_
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Joined: Jul 2002
Posts: 6,726
the sandy shore
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Ballpoint pen. I can make a shiv out of it. It may be messy but I can probably manage.
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#1847914 - 08/30/13 07:17 PM
Re: ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE!!!!!
_erica_
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Joined: Feb 2010
Posts: 960
Illinois
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Half of cup of cold coffee. The coffee here will kill anything.
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#1847917 - 08/30/13 07:19 PM
Re: ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE!!!!!
_erica_
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Joined: Apr 2012
Posts: 264
one state over
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I have my pen ... it's a nice pen though. it's a good thing I happened to where my suit of armor to work today ... my wife said it was a little pretentious but I think it looks dashing.
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#1847931 - 08/30/13 07:38 PM
Re: ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE!!!!!
_erica_
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Joined: Apr 2008
Posts: 328
State of Confusion
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larege stack of reports, empty shot glass, empty bottle of tequila...
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#1847933 - 08/30/13 07:40 PM
Re: ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE!!!!!
_erica_
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Joined: Aug 2004
Posts: 38
The Sovereign State Of Oklahom...
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A bunch of running medals..... It would probably hurt but its gonna be awful clangy! A little further over is a printer. I guess maybe throw it and do some zombiebowling...?
Last edited by Bankbb1, PITA; 08/30/13 07:42 PM.
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#1847936 - 08/30/13 07:41 PM
Re: ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE!!!!!
_erica_
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Stuck w/Avatar
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Scissors, letter opener, highlighters, pencil with a nose pencil sharpener on it. I'd make due.
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#1847950 - 08/30/13 07:47 PM
Re: ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE!!!!!
_erica_
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Joined: Apr 2005
Posts: 637
Acceptance, USA America
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My metal ruler is the ideal weapon.
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#1847986 - 08/30/13 08:22 PM
Re: ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE!!!!!
_erica_
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under the Lone Star
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I have a hammer in the drawer, but honestly don't know if I could wallop on a body's skull. It would be very gross.
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#1847990 - 08/30/13 08:27 PM
Re: ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE!!!!!
_erica_
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Joined: Apr 2005
Posts: 637
Acceptance, USA America
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Does no one have a hole punch handy? I've found those can be heavy and easy to swing.
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