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#1847884 - 08/30/13 06:48 PM
ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE!!!!!
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Your whole floor has turned into zombies, and you are the only one still alive.. the closest thing to your left is your only weapon to fight off your former coworkers, now brain munching crazies... Will you survive? Mine: iPhone... 
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#1847886 - 08/30/13 06:49 PM
Re: ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE!!!!!
_erica_
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I'd take your iPhone over my napkin!
I did just finish with lunch...
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#1847890 - 08/30/13 06:52 PM
Re: ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE!!!!!
_erica_
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Leatherman multi-tool. Dumb luck that I had to fix something during the zombie outbreak.
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#1847891 - 08/30/13 06:53 PM
Re: ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE!!!!!
_erica_
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Plastic fork, yes!
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#1847892 - 08/30/13 06:53 PM
Re: ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE!!!!!
_erica_
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Your whole floor has turned into zombies, and you are the only one still alive.. the closest thing to your left is your only weapon to fight off your former coworkers, now brain munching crazies... Will you survive? Mine: iPhone... well, using the JustJay theory of employment, if they are "former" coworkers they were escorted from the building by security the moment of notice, so i have nothing to fear...thanks!
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#1847896 - 08/30/13 06:58 PM
Re: ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE!!!!!
_erica_
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Last month's daily loan. Maybe i can bore the zombies into submission.
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#1847897 - 08/30/13 06:57 PM
Re: ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE!!!!!
HappyGilmore
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Your whole floor has turned into zombies, and you are the only one still alive.. the closest thing to your left is your only weapon to fight off your former coworkers, now brain munching crazies... Will you survive? Mine: iPhone... well, using the JustJay theory of employment, if they are "former" coworkers they were escorted from the building by security the moment of notice, so i have nothing to fear...thanks! They are FORMER because they are no longer coworkers, they are zombies. You can't classify zombies the same as humans, or it will make you emotionally attached and weak... Zombie Survival 101.
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#1847898 - 08/30/13 06:58 PM
Re: ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE!!!!!
RR Becca
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I have my choice of iPhone, can of pop or a Scensty jar. Unless I can McGuiver something out of that...I'm Zombie fodder.
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#1847908 - 08/30/13 07:07 PM
Re: ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE!!!!!
_erica_
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Somewhere in the middle
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Staple puller
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#1847909 - 08/30/13 07:08 PM
Re: ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE!!!!!
_erica_
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Or beat them over the head with it?
^^^ may also use this technique with lenders
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#1847912 - 08/30/13 07:11 PM
Re: ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE!!!!!
_erica_
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the sandy shore
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Ballpoint pen. I can make a shiv out of it. It may be messy but I can probably manage.
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#1847914 - 08/30/13 07:17 PM
Re: ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE!!!!!
_erica_
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Half of cup of cold coffee. The coffee here will kill anything.
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#1847917 - 08/30/13 07:19 PM
Re: ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE!!!!!
_erica_
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I have my pen ... it's a nice pen though. it's a good thing I happened to where my suit of armor to work today ... my wife said it was a little pretentious but I think it looks dashing.
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#1847931 - 08/30/13 07:38 PM
Re: ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE!!!!!
_erica_
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State of Confusion
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larege stack of reports, empty shot glass, empty bottle of tequila...
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#1847933 - 08/30/13 07:40 PM
Re: ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE!!!!!
_erica_
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A bunch of running medals..... It would probably hurt but its gonna be awful clangy!  A little further over is a printer. I guess maybe throw it and do some zombiebowling...?
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#1847936 - 08/30/13 07:41 PM
Re: ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE!!!!!
_erica_
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Scissors, letter opener, highlighters, pencil with a nose pencil sharpener on it. I'd make due.
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#1847950 - 08/30/13 07:47 PM
Re: ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE!!!!!
_erica_
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My metal ruler is the ideal weapon.
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#1847986 - 08/30/13 08:22 PM
Re: ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE!!!!!
_erica_
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I have a hammer in the drawer, but honestly don't know if I could wallop on a body's skull. It would be very gross.
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#1847990 - 08/30/13 08:27 PM
Re: ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE!!!!!
_erica_
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Does no one have a hole punch handy? I've found those can be heavy and easy to swing.
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#1847991 - 08/30/13 08:28 PM
Re: ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE!!!!!
Pale Rider
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I have a hammer in the drawer, but honestly don't know if I could wallop on a body's skull. It would be very gross. Depending on gender, angle of attack, and state of dress, there are other parts that could be whacked.
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#1847995 - 08/30/13 08:31 PM
Re: ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE!!!!!
Dazed Auditor
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Does no one have a hole punch handy? I've found those can be heavy and easy to swing. It's in the second drawer on my right...nestled together with my metal ruler. I'm going for it...the napkin is useless!
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#1847997 - 08/30/13 08:34 PM
Re: ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE!!!!!
Bankbb1, PITA
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I have a hammer in the drawer, but honestly don't know if I could wallop on a body's skull. It would be very gross. Depending on gender, angle of attack, and state of dress, there are other parts that could be whacked. Not if you want to stop it. You have to take out its head or it will keep coming.
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#1848004 - 08/30/13 08:41 PM
Re: ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE!!!!!
Dazed Auditor
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Not if you want to stop it. You have to take out its head or it will keep coming.
Dazed knows whats up.. wanna be in my survivor group? ZmbRzr can come too.
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#1848027 - 08/30/13 09:23 PM
Re: ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE!!!!!
Miscuit
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Ballpoint pen. I can make a shiv out of it. It may be messy but I can probably manage. wow...i'm impressed, MacGyver!  Fine. You don't get to come to my secret zombie-proof bug out bunker.
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#1848265 - 09/03/13 06:13 PM
Re: ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE!!!!!
_erica_
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And these are the slow, stumbling kind of zombie, right? Not the fast kind!
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#1848657 - 09/04/13 05:38 PM
Re: ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE!!!!!
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Dwight Schrute Bobblehead.
I think that pretty much handles the Zombie situation.
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#1848681 - 09/04/13 05:56 PM
Re: ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE!!!!!
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I have a small blender and a stapler. Not real confident of my survival likelihood.
Also, I think most of the people in this building are zombies on a normal day, so I should probably be better prepared! I always figured I could grab the paper cutter, break off the blade/arm thing and go all Faculty on them! (that's the only thing I remember about that movie, frankly I don't even know if I saw it!)
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#1848691 - 09/04/13 06:14 PM
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Matt_B
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I have a small blender and a stapler. Not real confident of my survival likelihood.
Also, I think most of the people in this building are zombies on a normal day, so I should probably be better prepared! I always figured I could grab the paper cutter, break off the blade/arm thing and go all Faculty on them! (that's the only thing I remember about that movie, frankly I don't even know if I saw it!) Nonesense! You are fixed up and ready to go as long as you have the slow zombie variety..... Just staple them to a handy wall and make zombieshakes as you need them. Zombies are very high in protein! 
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#1848699 - 09/04/13 06:23 PM
Re: ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE!!!!!
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Zombies eat human flesh. That's part of what defines them as a zombie. What would I be if I ate zombie flesh??  Vengeful?
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#1848700 - 09/04/13 06:25 PM
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Zombies eat human flesh. That's part of what defines them as a zombie. What would I be if I ate zombie flesh?? Vengeful? Full, but maybe still in need of a light, after dinner mint?
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#1848701 - 09/04/13 06:26 PM
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Got a lamp, duct tape and scissors. Just close the door, cut the electrical cord from the lamp, strip the wires and attach it to metal door handle and then plug in the cord. Electrified door handle and smokin' zombies...or at least a few before we blow the fuse in this old building. Next make a spiderweb type baricade of remaining duct tape between my walls with the sticky side facing the remaining undead. When they walk into it hopefully it will serve as zombie fly paper and at least slow them down enough for me to break out my office window and climb down the tree to my SUV which is pretty much a zombie killing machine.
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#1848731 - 09/04/13 07:02 PM
Re: ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE!!!!!
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I got a card in the mail that I'm to keep in my wallet with the phone number and instructions for activating disaster recovery plans with our vendor. I'd like to try calling and informing them that there has been a zombie attack and that I need them to implement whatever plan they have for this situation. We'll call it this year's recovery testing
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#1848733 - 09/04/13 07:03 PM
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Got a lamp, duct tape and scissors. Just close the door, cut the electrical cord from the lamp, strip the wires and attach it to metal door handle and then plug in the cord. Electrified door handle and smokin' zombies...or at least a few before we blow the fuse in this old building. Next make a spiderweb type baricade of remaining duct tape between my walls with the sticky side facing the remaining undead. When they walk into it hopefully it will serve as zombie fly paper and at least slow them down enough for me to break out my office window and climb down the tree to my SUV which is pretty much a zombie killing machine. Impressive. You get an invite to the BOB (bug out bunker.)
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#1848735 - 09/04/13 07:06 PM
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Sadly, my post-lunchtime workout protein shake is not going to offer me much protection from the zombies. But it is tasty!
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#1848802 - 09/04/13 08:31 PM
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Thanks E.G.B. I'll bring snacks!
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#1848852 - 09/04/13 09:42 PM
Re: ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE!!!!!
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Is it bad that I really wouldn't mind a zombie outbreak? No bills, responsibilities or work, you just stay alive and anywhere and anything is fair game. I would raid the grocery, gun, and liqour stores.. then find a nice manison that is easy to fortify that has a pool, and set up camp. You're behind if you don't have the guns & ammo already stocked up.
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#1848857 - 09/04/13 09:51 PM
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Is it bad that I really wouldn't mind a zombie outbreak? No bills, responsibilities or work, you just stay alive and anywhere and anything is fair game. I would raid the grocery, gun, and liqour stores.. then find a nice manison that is easy to fortify that has a pool, and set up camp. You're behind if you don't have the guns & ammo already stocked up. Kinda do - but nowhere near the ambout needed for zombie obliteration. One of my best friends is the supply girl at our unit, which means she has keys to the armory. Lot's of fun stuff in there that civilians can't have. (Legally)
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