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#1847884 - 08/30/13 06:48 PM ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE!!!!!
_erica_ Offline
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Margaritaville
Your whole floor has turned into zombies, and you are the only one still alive.. the closest thing to your left is your only weapon to fight off your former coworkers, now brain munching crazies...

Will you survive?

Mine: iPhone... frown

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#1847886 - 08/30/13 06:49 PM Re: ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE!!!!! _erica_
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Running and riding everywhere ...
I'd take your iPhone over my napkin!

I did just finish with lunch...
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#1847890 - 08/30/13 06:52 PM Re: ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE!!!!! _erica_
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Leatherman multi-tool. Dumb luck that I had to fix something during the zombie outbreak.

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#1847891 - 08/30/13 06:53 PM Re: ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE!!!!! _erica_
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Plastic fork, yes!
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#1847892 - 08/30/13 06:53 PM Re: ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE!!!!! _erica_
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Pulling people out of the ditc...
Originally Posted By: _erica_
Your whole floor has turned into zombies, and you are the only one still alive.. the closest thing to your left is your only weapon to fight off your former coworkers, now brain munching crazies...

Will you survive?

Mine: iPhone... frown


well, using the JustJay theory of employment, if they are "former" coworkers they were escorted from the building by security the moment of notice, so i have nothing to fear...thanks!
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#1847894 - 08/30/13 06:55 PM Re: ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE!!!!! _erica_
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out of the frying pan...
Pink highlighter. I'm toast. frown
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#1847896 - 08/30/13 06:58 PM Re: ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE!!!!! _erica_
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Last month's daily loan. Maybe i can bore the zombies into submission.
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#1847897 - 08/30/13 06:57 PM Re: ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE!!!!! HappyGilmore
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Originally Posted By: HappyGilmore
Originally Posted By: _erica_
Your whole floor has turned into zombies, and you are the only one still alive.. the closest thing to your left is your only weapon to fight off your former coworkers, now brain munching crazies...

Will you survive?

Mine: iPhone... frown


well, using the JustJay theory of employment, if they are "former" coworkers they were escorted from the building by security the moment of notice, so i have nothing to fear...thanks!


They are FORMER because they are no longer coworkers, they are zombies.

You can't classify zombies the same as humans, or it will make you emotionally attached and weak... Zombie Survival 101.

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#1847898 - 08/30/13 06:58 PM Re: ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE!!!!! RR Becca
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I have my choice of iPhone, can of pop or a Scensty jar. Unless I can McGuiver something out of that...I'm Zombie fodder.
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#1847905 - 08/30/13 07:03 PM Re: ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE!!!!! _erica_
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I have a massive Dodd Frank manual....if nothing else, I'll read it out loud and bore them!! smile

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#1847908 - 08/30/13 07:07 PM Re: ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE!!!!! _erica_
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Somewhere in the middle
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#1847909 - 08/30/13 07:08 PM Re: ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE!!!!! _erica_
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Or beat them over the head with it?

^^^ may also use this technique with lenders
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#1847910 - 08/30/13 07:09 PM Re: ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE!!!!! Busy Bee, CRCM
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The machete I keep taped under my desk for just such an occasion. If there's anything I'm prepared for, it's a zombie apocalypse.

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#1847912 - 08/30/13 07:11 PM Re: ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE!!!!! _erica_
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Ballpoint pen. I can make a shiv out of it. It may be messy but I can probably manage.
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#1847914 - 08/30/13 07:17 PM Re: ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE!!!!! _erica_
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Half of cup of cold coffee. The coffee here will kill anything.
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#1847917 - 08/30/13 07:19 PM Re: ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE!!!!! _erica_
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I have my pen ... it's a nice pen though. it's a good thing I happened to where my suit of armor to work today ... my wife said it was a little pretentious but I think it looks dashing.
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#1847931 - 08/30/13 07:38 PM Re: ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE!!!!! _erica_
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larege stack of reports, empty shot glass, empty bottle of tequila...
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#1847933 - 08/30/13 07:40 PM Re: ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE!!!!! _erica_
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The Sovereign State Of Oklahom...
A bunch of running medals.....
It would probably hurt but its gonna be awful clangy! eek
A little further over is a printer. I guess maybe throw it and do some zombiebowling...?
Last edited by Bankbb1, PITA; 08/30/13 07:42 PM.
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#1847936 - 08/30/13 07:41 PM Re: ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE!!!!! _erica_
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Scissors, letter opener, highlighters, pencil with a nose pencil sharpener on it. I'd make due.
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#1847950 - 08/30/13 07:47 PM Re: ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE!!!!! _erica_
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My metal ruler is the ideal weapon.
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#1847954 - 08/30/13 07:52 PM Re: ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE!!!!! Dazed Auditor
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The Sovereign State Of Oklahom...
Originally Posted By: Dazed Auditor
My metal ruler is the ideal weapon.


Catholic school...? laugh
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#1847956 - 08/30/13 07:51 PM Re: ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE!!!!! _erica_
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No former auditor.
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#1847986 - 08/30/13 08:22 PM Re: ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE!!!!! _erica_
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I have a hammer in the drawer, but honestly don't know if I could wallop on a body's skull. It would be very gross.
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#1847989 - 08/30/13 08:27 PM Re: ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE!!!!! E.E.G.B
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Originally Posted By: E.G.B.
Ballpoint pen. I can make a shiv out of it. It may be messy but I can probably manage.


wow...i'm impressed, MacGyver! smirk

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#1847990 - 08/30/13 08:27 PM Re: ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE!!!!! _erica_
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Does no one have a hole punch handy? I've found those can be heavy and easy to swing.
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