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#1856516 - 09/27/13 05:22 PM
Re: The [Insert Name Here] Bar is Open
manimal
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We keep it classy here, eh? ::transfers mud bugs from paper plate to ornate silver platter::
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#1856520 - 09/27/13 05:27 PM
Re: The [Insert Name Here] Bar is Open
Norman Paperman
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::places icebed with oysters on crystal platter::
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#1856530 - 09/27/13 05:37 PM
Re: The [Insert Name Here] Bar is Open
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oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo fancy
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#1856600 - 09/27/13 06:33 PM
Re: The [Insert Name Here] Bar is Open
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And the Keep it Classy Bar is born!
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#1856604 - 09/27/13 06:35 PM
Re: The [Insert Name Here] Bar is Open
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::adds flowers to [silver] tray of grilled tail::
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#1856610 - 09/27/13 06:38 PM
Re: The [Insert Name Here] Bar is Open
Norman Paperman
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Someone tell Freak to put on his fancy 'kini with the ruffles and matching bow tie. We are all about class in this joint now.
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#1856618 - 09/27/13 06:42 PM
Re: The [Insert Name Here] Bar is Open
Norman Paperman
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Is that like when you hide the little baby in the Mardi Gras cake?
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#1856628 - 09/27/13 06:47 PM
Re: The [Insert Name Here] Bar is Open
Norman Paperman
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Much classier, wouldn't you think?
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#1856630 - 09/27/13 06:48 PM
Re: The [Insert Name Here] Bar is Open
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Why yes!
::pinky extended::
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#1856631 - 09/27/13 06:47 PM
Re: The [Insert Name Here] Bar is Open
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Someone tell Freak to put on his fancy 'kini with the ruffles and matching bow tie. We are all about class in this joint now.
Ruffles never go out of style. Oh, and you know that green junk in oysters? Well the ones on the fancy platter are full of hair. That was for you, mani.
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#1856639 - 09/27/13 06:52 PM
Re: The [Insert Name Here] Bar is Open
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Someone tell Freak to put on his fancy 'kini with the ruffles and matching bow tie. We are all about class in this joint now.
Ruffles never go out of style. Oh, and you know that green junk in oysters? Well the ones on the fancy platter are full of hair. That was for you, mani. No tips for you! Go dance on someone else's table!
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#1856757 - 09/27/13 09:14 PM
Re: The [Insert Name Here] Bar is Open
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::removes monocle::
But _erica_ the fun is just beginning.
[see how classy that was--a freakin' monocle! GET OUT--you don't see that everyday...well except if you hang with Mr. Peanut, but he creeps me out a little]
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#1856758 - 09/27/13 09:21 PM
Re: The [Insert Name Here] Bar is Open
Norman Paperman
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Take the wine, leave the spray cheese.
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#1856769 - 09/27/13 09:46 PM
Re: The [Insert Name Here] Bar is Open
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It just doesn't project like whipped cream in a can does. I've always wondered what happens if you puncture the can though. I mean, if I throw a full can of spray cheese in a fire, am I going to get a cheesy explosion?? I don't know. I need to know!
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#1856771 - 09/27/13 09:54 PM
Re: The [Insert Name Here] Bar is Open
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It just doesn't project like whipped cream in a can does. I've always wondered what happens if you puncture the can though. I mean, if I throw a full can of spray cheese in a fire, am I going to get a cheesy explosion?? I don't know. I need to know! I can tell you, that if your husband (for instance) puts a can of that great stuff (like spray foam insulation in a can) into the fire....it does explode into a sticky mess all over the lawn, and if you step in it - your shoes are ruined... On another note - I think it's beer thirty so I will take a classy beverage on my way out!!
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#1856774 - 09/27/13 10:01 PM
Re: The [Insert Name Here] Bar is Open
Norman Paperman
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Oh yeah, pressurized cans in general belong nowhere near fire. In a realistic setting I'd not consider it. I have an uncle that got surprised by a can of WD40 that someone had carelessly tossed into the wrong garbage bin send him to the hospital with significant burns. Scary stuff. So it's just a curiosity, like putting someone's phone into the microwave.
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