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#1858567 - 10/04/13 03:19 PM Re: the bar is open Cornfed Turtle
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Originally Posted By: Cornfed Turtle
Throw the not-so-appetizing donut holes at them!

We still get one this year and another the next. It's exam season all the time!!!

Another round over here in Iowa, please.


If you had the same goofy state examiners we do (same state, different division), it wouldn't be such a big deal. They know next to nothing about compliance, aside from how to do accounting. They don't even touch most things related to me, it's only the fed people that I even talk to.

And Freak, they were scheduled to be here two weeks initially, but instead decided to cram it into one and have just been working until 10 every night. It's kind of funny to see my boss and others running around 8:30 in the morning with an inbox packed full of requests from late the previous night.
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#1858569 - 10/04/13 03:19 PM Re: the bar is open 'Lil Freak!
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Originally Posted By: 'Lil Freak!
Friday is gonna d r a g..............


STOP trying to rain on my happy dance Freak!!!! mad grin grin
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#1858572 - 10/04/13 03:20 PM Re: the bar is open Matt_B
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Originally Posted By: Matt_B
Originally Posted By: Cornfed Turtle
Throw the not-so-appetizing donut holes at them!

We still get one this year and another the next. It's exam season all the time!!!

Another round over here in Iowa, please.


If you had the same goofy state examiners we do (same state, different division), it wouldn't be such a big deal. They know next to nothing about compliance, aside from how to do accounting. They don't even touch most things related to me, it's only the fed people that I even talk to.

And Freak, they were scheduled to be here two weeks initially, but instead decided to cram it into one and have just been working until 10 every night. It's kind of funny to see my boss and others running around 8:30 in the morning with an inbox packed full of requests from late the previous night.


Work until 10 every nite...uh.... no thanks!!!!! crazy
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#1858575 - 10/04/13 03:26 PM Re: the bar is open edAudit
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Originally Posted By: Sox in '13
Shock Top please.


One would think that the shock would be the Red Sox on top of the AL east. laugh


After last year, that is an understatement.
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#1858584 - 10/04/13 03:38 PM Re: the bar is open TB 12
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#1858612 - 10/04/13 03:56 PM Re: the bar is open HappyGilmore
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"Drag racing"...
Weird term. The only kind of racing where they drag something is tractor pulls and those are pulls, not drags. Were drag races originally done by men in dresses?

I'll have a brandy with chocolate syrup and ice cream.
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#1858653 - 10/04/13 04:48 PM Re: the bar is open HappyGilmore
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You know, with all of the negative talk around here regarding examiners and auditors, an examiner-turned-auditor could get a complex (if I didn't enjoy making compliance officers feel that way) smirk

P.S. I have only made someone cry once...
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#1858666 - 10/04/13 05:01 PM Re: the bar is open HappyGilmore
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I'm fine with all of them. They're the only ones that can force change, and I need them to help me out! I'm not worried, whatever they tell us will be good for us to hear.
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#1858669 - 10/04/13 05:08 PM Re: the bar is open Purple Pride
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Originally Posted By: Purple Pride


P.S. I have only made someone cry once...


That you know of!

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#1858675 - 10/04/13 05:14 PM Re: the bar is open Matt_B
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Originally Posted By: Matt_B
I'm fine with all of them. They're the only ones that can force change, and I need them to help me out! I'm not worried, whatever they tell us will be good for us to hear.


I see you have never sat in an exit interview... laugh
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#1858684 - 10/04/13 05:27 PM Re: the bar is open Cornfed Turtle
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Originally Posted By: Cornfed Turtle
Originally Posted By: Purple Pride


P.S. I have only made someone cry once...


That you know of!



True Dat!
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#1858688 - 10/04/13 05:30 PM Re: the bar is open HappyGilmore
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Nope. They hardly get to talk to me. When I say "good for us to hear" I'm not implying "happy fun times for all!". But we need to get our wrists slapped a bit here before things get too much more out of control!

I'd like to just sit down with them for 10-15 minutes and make a few requests to be added to the findings smirk
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#1858715 - 10/04/13 05:44 PM Re: the bar is open Purple Pride
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Originally Posted By: Purple Pride
You know, with all of the negative talk around here regarding examiners and auditors, an examiner-turned-auditor could get a complex (if I didn't enjoy making compliance officers feel that way) smirk

P.S. I have only made someone cry once...


There are days I wish I were an auditor... I'd seriously love to bust some of the wrong doing right here in my own FI. :evil laugh: grin
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#1858719 - 10/04/13 05:45 PM Re: the bar is open Matt_B
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Originally Posted By: Matt_B
Nope. They hardly get to talk to me. When I say "good for us to hear" I'm not implying "happy fun times for all!". But we need to get our wrists slapped a bit here before things get too much more out of control!

I'd like to just sit down with them for 10-15 minutes and make a few requests to be added to the findings smirk


I'll toast to this....because I feel the same way! wink
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#1858731 - 10/04/13 06:03 PM Re: the bar is open Search_Me
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When I audit, I always ask if there is anything else I should look at. wink

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#1858738 - 10/04/13 06:17 PM Re: the bar is open HappyGilmore
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We only have joint S&S exams...not compliance..thank goodness.

<<<---has made several peeps cry. smirk
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#1858863 - 10/04/13 08:36 PM Re: the bar is open HappyGilmore
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Being an internal auditor and compliance officer, I'm sure there at least a few voodoo dolls of me around the bank somewhere. At least that's what I'm blaming my neck pain on right now..... grin

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#1858873 - 10/04/13 08:44 PM Re: the bar is open HappyGilmore
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There is no validity in Voodoo curses. In a former bank I had one put on me and I am still in banking.

Strike that voodoo curses are real. laugh
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