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#1867492 - 11/01/13 02:15 PM
Re: "Gotta love those internal auditors" bar is open
HappyGilmore
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Did you mention that the location of check for payment of services was also a secret.
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#1867497 - 11/01/13 02:20 PM
Re: "Gotta love those internal auditors" bar is open
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We signed with a vendor last year that has a back-up data center near Las Vegas. I was adamant that I needed to visit that facility before we made the decision. I was denied. Why don't you go to theri head quarters? Oh, and forward a copy of the site inspection report to me as well please, no sense both of going up out there!  I'd actually rather visit the headquarters to be honest! If I can talk management into letting me go, I'll cc you my review.
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#1867503 - 11/01/13 02:28 PM
Re: "Gotta love those internal auditors" bar is open
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If your loans were that good they could not be profitable Surely you jest.  I'm totally serious and don't call me Shirley.
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#1867505 - 11/01/13 02:31 PM
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If your loans were that good they could not be profitable Surely you jest. I'm totally serious and don't call me Shirley. we won't, you're name is EGB
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#1867508 - 11/01/13 02:31 PM
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Ack, you are an auditor? I thought you were CRA? Nope, I am a regulatory compliance auditor after spending 5 years as a regulatory compliance examiner for the Fed. Be afraid, be very afraid. Left because you were Fed up? Only with travelling 50% of the time. I enjoyed my time there. The people were great to work with. Oh, and Joker of course you miss the Fed. Only the best work, or have worked there.  
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#1867509 - 11/01/13 02:35 PM
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If your loans were that good they could not be profitable Surely you jest. I'm totally serious and don't call me Shirley. we won't, you're name is EGB I see what you did there!
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#1867513 - 11/01/13 02:40 PM
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I see what you did there! Ooooh, another auditor :lines up rifle sight:
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#1867514 - 11/01/13 02:44 PM
Re: "Gotta love those internal auditors" bar is open
HappyGilmore
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:: put that down! There are witnesses! ::
Have a drink instead. What can I get you?
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#1867520 - 11/01/13 02:54 PM
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My banana had a spider in it this morning!  I think I need a fancy lawnmower to calm my nerves. how about a fancy hedge trimmer?
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#1867521 - 11/01/13 02:59 PM
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My banana had a spider in it this morning! I think I need a fancy lawnmower to calm my nerves. That's a banana spider!
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#1867523 - 11/01/13 02:59 PM
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:: put that down! There are witnesses! ::
Have a drink instead. What can I get you? The usual, please sir.
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#1867525 - 11/01/13 03:04 PM
Re: "Gotta love those internal auditors" bar is open
HappyGilmore
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My pleasure. Here you go.
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#1867543 - 11/01/13 03:29 PM
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I think I need a fancy lawnmower to calm my nerves. Marry me?!
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#1867546 - 11/01/13 03:30 PM
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RR Joker
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My banana had a spider in it this morning! I think I need a fancy lawnmower to calm my nerves. That's a banana spider! better than a banana hammock
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#1867574 - 11/01/13 03:56 PM
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HappyGilmore
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My banana had a spider in it this morning! I think I need a fancy lawnmower to calm my nerves. That's a banana spider! better than a banana hammock Depends on who's wearing it.
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#1867599 - 11/01/13 04:43 PM
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My banana had a spider in it this morning! I think I need a fancy lawnmower to calm my nerves. That's a banana spider! better than a banana hammock Depends on who's wearing it. Nope. A banana hammock is pretty bad on everyone and anyone!
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#1867630 - 11/01/13 05:34 PM
Re: "Gotta love those internal auditors" bar is open
HappyGilmore
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Now I'm picturing Jimmy Fallon's performance of 'Sexy and I know it' as Neil Young....
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