I was just notified that I have won 150,000.00 Pounds from Microsoft!

Since I live in the U.S. I assume this means 150,000 pounds of meat. I think I will go with 50,000 pounds of bacon, 50,000 pounds of rib eye, 25,000 pounds of ground kobe beef and 25,000 pounds of baby back ribs.

nom nom nom

Recently saw the Duck Dynasty episode where they tried to get rid of all the meat from the freezer that had died...

::wishes GuitarDude much luck::

Why would you grind Kobe beef?

it is imported from Australia

I will take off your hands the jalapeno cheese sausage!

I foreclosed on a house years ago, and on the day I got possession, I also had a potential buyer that wanted to see the house. They wanted to look around in the basement, and knowing the power had been off for months, I told them not to open the freezer. Moments later, they opened the freezer. I still remember the smell of death.

That should have been simple. All they had to do was send it to the Swamp People to be used as gator bait! Sheesh!

With the money they have, i would think they would have taken a fork lift and carried whole dang thing out and then blew it up. By a new deep freeze.

That was the funniest episode to me. Poor Phil!