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#1887886 - 01/17/14 02:06 PM RODEO GIRLS bar is open
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The mechanical bull is turned on.

The bar is overflowing.

The 'girls' are all fake.

Cowboy stew and Rocky Mountain Oysters are on the bar.

Welcome and don'ttry not to stare to hard. smirk
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#1887887 - 01/17/14 02:07 PM Re: RODEO GIRLS bar is open RR Joker
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Wow, sounds like the place to be????
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#1887889 - 01/17/14 02:10 PM Re: RODEO GIRLS bar is open RR Joker
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Originally Posted By: RR Joker
The 'girls' are all fake.


sounds promising
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#1887892 - 01/17/14 02:11 PM Re: RODEO GIRLS bar is open RR Joker
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We're taking 'bets' for the bikini race later today. Jar is over ----->>>>

Winner takes all.
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#1887894 - 01/17/14 02:12 PM Re: RODEO GIRLS bar is open RR Joker
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Wait, is this the "road-e-o" bar or the "ro-day-o" bar?

smirk
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#1887895 - 01/17/14 02:13 PM Re: RODEO GIRLS bar is open RR Joker
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What is cowboy stew?
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#1887900 - 01/17/14 02:19 PM Re: RODEO GIRLS bar is open Retired DQ
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The Sovereign State Of Oklahom...
Originally Posted By: DeeQ
What is cowboy stew?


Don't worry, they dont make it from real cowboys. wink
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#1887905 - 01/17/14 02:27 PM Re: RODEO GIRLS bar is open RR Joker
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OH! And I forgot the Cowboy Caviar - it was still in the fridge! crazy

Here ya go...and some scoops to go with! smile

DeeQ - don't worry about technicalities, please. It's Friday...you really shouldn't be here.
Last edited by RR Joker; 01/17/14 02:27 PM.
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#1887909 - 01/17/14 02:31 PM Re: RODEO GIRLS bar is open RR Joker
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laugh
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#1887919 - 01/17/14 02:40 PM Re: RODEO GIRLS bar is open Bankbb1, PITA
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Originally Posted By: Bankbb1, PITA
Originally Posted By: DeeQ
What is cowboy stew?


Don't worry, they dont make it from real cowboys. wink


Too bad! laugh
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#1887921 - 01/17/14 02:41 PM Re: RODEO GIRLS bar is open RR Joker
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I assume "The Rodeo Song" will be playing in the background? laugh

(May only be familiar to those that have frequented an actual redneck bar after midnight) laugh

Bourbon please....neat. smile
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#1887932 - 01/17/14 02:50 PM Re: RODEO GIRLS bar is open RR Joker
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::cakes on makeup:: ::increases hair volume by 75%::

Well, howdy!
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#1887937 - 01/17/14 02:56 PM Re: RODEO GIRLS bar is open RR Joker
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BBB1, do you mean Garth Brooks' Rodeo?

It's playing ALL night...boots, spurs, cowboy hats...cut out the mushy parts and you have:

Well it's bulls and blood
It's dust and mud
It's the roar of a Sunday crowd
It's the white in his knuckles
The gold in the buckle
He'll win the next go 'round
It's boots and chaps
It's cowboy hats
It's spurs and latigo
It's the ropes and the reins
And the joy and the pain
And they call the thing rodeo

Karoke anyone? smile

<<---is not a country music fan but KNOWS this song. smirk
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#1887938 - 01/17/14 02:56 PM Re: RODEO GIRLS bar is open RR Joker
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We used to play the Rodeo Song in our band when we first started out.

::missing BOL musical notes::
"Well it's 40 below and I don't give a _ _ _ _"! laugh

I've got my boots on at work today so I'd like a fancy lawnmower please and thank you kindly.

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#1887945 - 01/17/14 03:05 PM Re: RODEO GIRLS bar is open RR Joker
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Lets all go, down to Dumas Walker....
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#1887947 - 01/17/14 03:11 PM Re: RODEO GIRLS bar is open Peepers
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Originally Posted By: Peepers
Originally Posted By: RR Joker
The 'girls' are all fake.


sounds promising


fake, not blow up...sheesh
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#1887950 - 01/17/14 03:13 PM Re: RODEO GIRLS bar is open Bankbb1, PITA
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Pulling people out of the ditc...
Originally Posted By: Bankbb1, PITA
I assume "The Rodeo Song" will be playing in the background? laugh

(May only be familiar to those that have frequented an actual redneck bar after midnight) laugh

Bourbon please....neat. smile


weeeelllll...
here comes Johnny with his (censored) in his hand
he's a one man band
and it's off to the ro-de-o

is this what you are referencing?
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#1887953 - 01/17/14 03:17 PM Re: RODEO GIRLS bar is open HappyGilmore
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The Sovereign State Of Oklahom...
Originally Posted By: HappyGilmore
Originally Posted By: Bankbb1, PITA
I assume "The Rodeo Song" will be playing in the background? laugh

(May only be familiar to those that have frequented an actual redneck bar after midnight) laugh

Bourbon please....neat. smile


weeeelllll...
here comes Johnny with his (censored) in his hand
he's a one man band
and it's off to the ro-de-o

is this what you are referencing?


That's the one! laugh
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#1887957 - 01/17/14 03:25 PM Re: RODEO GIRLS bar is open RR Joker
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Pulling people out of the ditc...
the version i've always heard was by a band called "Canadian Country". long time since i've heard it...

oh, and pass me an Abita Christmas Ale, please. Because production has ended and i want another before they are gone for the year...
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#1887958 - 01/17/14 03:27 PM Re: RODEO GIRLS bar is open Bankbb1, PITA
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Originally Posted By: Bankbb1, PITA
I assume "The Rodeo Song" will be playing in the background? laugh

(May only be familiar to those that have frequented an actual redneck bar after midnight) laugh

Bourbon please....neat. smile


And you know it's a redneck bar if the girl that asks you to dance has to spit her dip out first. laugh
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#1887964 - 01/17/14 03:39 PM Re: RODEO GIRLS bar is open raitchjay
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I knew there was a reason I wore my boots to work today! I have the winter variety pack of Leinenkugel if anyone would like to share.
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#1887965 - 01/17/14 03:42 PM Re: RODEO GIRLS bar is open RR Joker
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I have nothing rodeo or cowboy/girl related to say, I'm far too urban.

I'll just take my drink and have a seat by the mechanical bull, patiently waiting for some entertainment to start!
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#1887970 - 01/17/14 03:46 PM Re: RODEO GIRLS bar is open RR Joker
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:snags the cowboy caviar and a bag of lime chips and heads over to sit with Sarah:
I'll take one of those Lienes. Thanks!

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#1887987 - 01/17/14 04:08 PM Re: RODEO GIRLS bar is open RR Joker
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Are there any posters to stare at?
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#1887995 - 01/17/14 04:19 PM Re: RODEO GIRLS bar is open RR Joker
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Rollin' down Rodeo with a shotgun...

::pours self a tall, strong Jack and Coke::
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