To a fault, I always get distracted by figuring out what it is they are trying to accomplish; here the stated "purpose" is pure gibberish. As noted, what's missing is anyone who qualifies as a fiduciary under federal law.
Just tell them your bank only opens conventional retirement arrangements where you can use your own forms and ascertain your reporting responsibilities.
On second thought, just tell them "No" and send them to the competitor you dislike the most.
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In this world you must be oh so smart or oh so pleasant. Well, for years I was smart. I recommend pleasant.