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#1953031 - 08/14/14 04:08 PM
Re: Awkward Penguins
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one that spins and has Magic 8 Ball sayings on it this one sounds like it could be a lot of fun!
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#1953042 - 08/14/14 04:19 PM
Re: Awkward Penguins
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wait, you have all these unique buckles, and you didn't post that in the Quirks thread? Makes notation on spreadsheet...
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#1953055 - 08/14/14 04:37 PM
Re: Awkward Penguins
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Was walking and twittering yesterday and while I was watching my steps, I wasn't watching anything above that. Walked face-first right into a low-hanging tree branch.
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#1953081 - 08/14/14 05:16 PM
Re: Awkward Penguins
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a couple of bottle opener buckles... this could be awkward
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#1953083 - 08/14/14 05:18 PM
Re: Awkward Penguins
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#1953086 - 08/14/14 05:19 PM
Re: Awkward Penguins
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is afraid of ^^^^^ her world
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#1953125 - 08/14/14 05:58 PM
Re: Awkward Penguins
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The medal I won last weekend has a bottle opener built into it! Functional race bling!! And not as awkward as a buckle!
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#1953314 - 08/14/14 10:01 PM
Re: Awkward Penguins
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I once attended an early morning meeting. Halfway through, I realized something felt odd inside the left sleeve of my blouse. I slipped two fingers inside the cuff and up and encountered a dryer sheet stuck halfway between wrist and elbow. When everyone looked away, I yanked it out and crumpled it up inside my fist to hide it - and kept my hand that way for the remainder of the meeting until I could toss it in a trash can. I don't think anyone saw it, but I'm not sure. Embarrassing!
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#1953799 - 08/15/14 07:53 PM
Re: Awkward Penguins
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Just went to take a sip of water from a tall glass (water bottle, really) that only had a little bit left. Tilted too severely and I got a free afternoon face wash at my desk.
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#1953802 - 08/15/14 07:55 PM
Re: Awkward Penguins
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Annnnnnnnnnd just tipped the rest over onto my desk.
Sigh.
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#1953803 - 08/15/14 07:58 PM
Re: Awkward Penguins
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::re-fills mani's cup::
::waits for ensuing hilarity::
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#1953813 - 08/15/14 08:06 PM
Re: Awkward Penguins
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::hands Mani a sippy cup from pack of two originally meant for AG::
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#1953817 - 08/15/14 08:14 PM
Re: Awkward Penguins
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I am completely and totally an awkward penguin. I could fill this thread for days. CYM, you and I are kindred spirits here.
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#1953826 - 08/15/14 08:27 PM
Re: Awkward Penguins
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Just now came back in the office from embarrassing myself by enthusiastically waiving and speaking to a female friend in the bank's lobby only to find, upon peering over my reading glasses, that it was a woman I didn't know.
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#1953834 - 08/15/14 08:44 PM
Re: Awkward Penguins
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I was at an event with a large number of bankers last week when I saw a guy across the room that I used to work with. We had been good friends, and I hadn't seen him in a while, so I walked towards him rapidly, with outstretched hand and a big smile, until I got within six feet and realized it wasn't him. I wasn't sure he saw that I was headed towards him, so I just kept walking by.
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