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#1957036 - 08/26/14 05:39 PM Re: Tuesday Random Thoughts - New and Improved HappyGilmore
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I feel like that post belongs in the Zombie thread...
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#1957038 - 08/26/14 05:40 PM Re: Tuesday Random Thoughts - New and Improved Bacon Boy
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Originally Posted By: 'Lil Freak!
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My mantra today: Patience. Patience. Patience. Patience. Patience. grin


My mantra today: Don't kill the examiners. Don't kill the examiners. Don't kill the examiners. grin


My mantra today: Don't let them find the bodies. Don't let them find the bodies. Don't let them find the bodies. Don't let them find the bodies. cool


I hope you had a hog or alligator farm nearby! smirk
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#1957050 - 08/26/14 06:02 PM Re: Tuesday Random Thoughts - New and Improved HappyGilmore
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Pulling people out of the ditc...
Dear friends - I just wanted you to know that the little device on the left side of the steering wheel post, that part sticking out, yes, that part, is a turn indicator switch. it you lift it up, your right turn signal comes on, and off, and on, and off, until you turn. it will go off on its own if your steering wheel is turned 25% in the right direction. likewise, it you push it down, the left turn signal comes on, and also stays on until the steering wheel is turned 25% in that direction. you should use this strange device every time you are turning, and you should also use it each time you are changing lanes. however, it should be noted that once the lane change is made, you will manually need to turn off the signal by moving it in the opposite direction, as changing lanes does not normally result in a 25% turn of the steering wheel (i said normally, in know some extreme drivers it does).

please begin using this strange device every time you drive. thank you

Your buddy in driving - HappyG
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#1957063 - 08/26/14 06:38 PM Re: Tuesday Random Thoughts - New and Improved HappyGilmore
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Are you in Illinois today or something?
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#1957065 - 08/26/14 06:45 PM Re: Tuesday Random Thoughts - New and Improved HappyGilmore
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Pulling people out of the ditc...
i feel like i'm in Texas - the land where turn signals are verboten and left-lane driving is the norm...

as soon as i win the lottery i'm buying a helicopter so i can avoid all this traffic mess
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#1957091 - 08/26/14 07:19 PM Re: Tuesday Random Thoughts - New and Improved HappyGilmore
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I was following a guy on a Harley. He turned on his right blinker, and a few seconds later, changed lanes to the left. I don't know if there's a problem with the wiring in the bike or in his head.

"as soon as i win the lottery i'm buying a helicopter so i can avoid all this traffic mess"

Or a flying car. They promised us flying cars.
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#1957097 - 08/26/14 07:25 PM Re: Tuesday Random Thoughts - New and Improved HappyGilmore
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Imagine all these bad drivers in flying missiles, I mean cars. O_o

Now you got me thinking I need a military class H2 just to live through the drive home tonight.
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#1957123 - 08/26/14 08:07 PM Re: Tuesday Random Thoughts - New and Improved HappyGilmore
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#1957137 - 08/26/14 08:22 PM Re: Tuesday Random Thoughts - New and Improved manimal
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Are you in Illinois today or something?


if that were the case then a person would be witnessing someone turning right from the left (straight) lane

it's happened to me when driving down near Soldier Field
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#1957138 - 08/26/14 08:27 PM Re: Tuesday Random Thoughts - New and Improved HappyGilmore
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I see that at least twice a week, although usually it's someone wanting to turn left and doing it from the center (straight) lane.
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#1957140 - 08/26/14 08:28 PM Re: Tuesday Random Thoughts - New and Improved manimal
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#1957153 - 08/26/14 08:50 PM Re: Tuesday Random Thoughts - New and Improved HappyGilmore
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the wall!
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#1957154 - 08/26/14 08:50 PM Re: Tuesday Random Thoughts - New and Improved HappyGilmore
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dark side of the moon!
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#1957155 - 08/26/14 08:50 PM Re: Tuesday Random Thoughts - New and Improved HappyGilmore
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Pulling people out of the ditc...
not really sure what pink floyd albums have to do with not using turn signals, but anyway...
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#1957159 - 08/26/14 08:52 PM Re: Tuesday Random Thoughts - New and Improved HappyGilmore
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relics
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#1957160 - 08/26/14 08:52 PM Re: Tuesday Random Thoughts - New and Improved HappyGilmore
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wish you were here
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#1957161 - 08/26/14 08:53 PM Re: Tuesday Random Thoughts - New and Improved HappyGilmore
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ummagumma
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#1957162 - 08/26/14 08:53 PM Re: Tuesday Random Thoughts - New and Improved HappyGilmore
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a momentary lapse of reason
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#1957175 - 08/26/14 09:19 PM Re: Tuesday Random Thoughts - New and Improved HappyGilmore
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and now i'm listening to Animals in my office...thanks for the suggestion, peepers
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#1957177 - 08/26/14 09:21 PM Re: Tuesday Random Thoughts - New and Improved HappyGilmore
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#1957181 - 08/26/14 09:26 PM Re: Tuesday Random Thoughts - New and Improved HappyGilmore
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that was the hooters, not floyd
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#1957188 - 08/26/14 09:33 PM Re: Tuesday Random Thoughts - New and Improved HappyGilmore
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Random thoughts must be restricted to Pink Floyd themes? Hmmm. Must be something new.

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#1957192 - 08/26/14 09:35 PM Re: Tuesday Random Thoughts - New and Improved Xian Ngyuen
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Originally Posted By: Xian Ngyuen
Random thoughts must be restricted to Pink Floyd themes? Hmmm. Must be something new.


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#1957214 - 08/26/14 10:33 PM Re: Tuesday Random Thoughts - New and Improved Peepers
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Originally Posted By: Peepers
Originally Posted By: manimal
Are you in Illinois today or something?


if that were the case then a person would be witnessing someone turning right from the left (straight) lane

it's happened to me when driving down near Soldier Field


You mean people actually drove in established lanes when you were in Chicago? Lucky!
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#1957333 - 08/27/14 02:58 PM Re: Tuesday Random Thoughts - New and Improved HappyGilmore
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The more you use turn signal lights the quicker they will burn out!
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