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#1980500 - 12/03/14 02:44 PM Re: Wednesday's Random Thoughts Snow Bunny
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This hit my junk mail yesterday:

Today On Doc.Oz - December 1st 2014
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Christmas is not that far away and you will soon be thinking of how to lose unwanted-pounds before Christmas. We all want to look good at the Christmas party especially if we have been invited by our partners.

If you're sick of counting calories this is defiantly for you. Even if you do, there is no denying that is is by far the fastest and simple way.

View Oz's Method: http://www.dropfatveryfast.com/luxury/commixt/ojibwa/antiphonally/tuneless/pasting.htm

~Average Loss 21lb in 4 weeks.


Thanks
The Oz Show
Happy Holidays!


Aside from being questionably composed, I have no desire to lose any weight. I've been getting variations of this email on a daily basis, so apparently someone thinks I should?
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#1980601 - 12/03/14 04:56 PM Re: Wednesday's Random Thoughts Snow Bunny
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this is defiantly for you

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#1980614 - 12/03/14 05:04 PM Re: Wednesday's Random Thoughts Snow Bunny
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Sailor-moon could totally take the Pink PowerRanger
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#1980627 - 12/03/14 05:23 PM Re: Wednesday's Random Thoughts Snow Bunny
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100 brains are missing from the University of Texas.
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#1980629 - 12/03/14 05:24 PM Re: Wednesday's Random Thoughts califgirl
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Originally Posted By: califgirl
100 brains are missing from the University of Texas.


Same can be said of the senate. laugh
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#1980648 - 12/03/14 05:43 PM Re: Wednesday's Random Thoughts Snow Bunny
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#1980666 - 12/03/14 06:11 PM Re: Wednesday's Random Thoughts Snow Bunny
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No fair!
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#1980674 - 12/03/14 06:20 PM Re: Wednesday's Random Thoughts califgirl
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Originally Posted By: califgirl
100 brains are missing from the University of Texas.


Oh I'd bet it's more than that...... smirk
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#1980675 - 12/03/14 06:22 PM Re: Wednesday's Random Thoughts Snow Bunny
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"A picky eater was jailed Tuesday for reportedly using a McDonald's McChicken sandwich as a weapon against his pregnant wife, according to a police report.

Marvin Tramaine Hill II, 21, admitted to police that he threw the sandwich at his wife "because he doesn't like them." Hill was arrested for simple domestic assault and taken to the Polk County Jail."

Doesn't like a McChicken? That's a crime on its own!
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#1980683 - 12/03/14 06:43 PM Re: Wednesday's Random Thoughts Snow Bunny
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How could a chicken sandwich be a weapon...it's not like they are rock hard unless they've been sitting around for a few days! shocked That's just ridiculous.
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#1980692 - 12/03/14 06:47 PM Re: Wednesday's Random Thoughts RR Joker
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Originally Posted By: RR Joker
How could a chicken sandwich be a weapon...it's not like they are rock hard unless they've been sitting around for a few days! shocked That's just ridiculous.



Could be that the police though that she was going to eat it. laugh
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#1980695 - 12/03/14 06:52 PM Re: Wednesday's Random Thoughts Snow Bunny
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Point.
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#1980697 - 12/03/14 06:59 PM Re: Wednesday's Random Thoughts Snow Bunny
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#1980700 - 12/03/14 07:03 PM Re: Wednesday's Random Thoughts Snow Bunny
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I think it's completely UDAAPy to put "FREE SHIPPING ON EVERYTHING" in the email header with a teeny asterisk that then says "with minimum $99 purchase."
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#1980702 - 12/03/14 07:06 PM Re: Wednesday's Random Thoughts E.E.G.B
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#1980717 - 12/03/14 07:30 PM Re: Wednesday's Random Thoughts RR Joker
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Originally Posted By: RR Joker
How could a chicken sandwich be a weapon...it's not like they are rock hard unless they've been sitting around for a few days! shocked That's just ridiculous.



Have you had one of those things? They have a half cup of mayo on them and mayo is loaded with trans fats--and trans fats KILLS! Deadly weapon.
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#1980746 - 12/03/14 08:09 PM Re: Wednesday's Random Thoughts Snow Bunny
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They found the brains.

http://www.latimes.com/nation/nationnow/la-na-missing-brains-found-in-texas-20141203-story.html

But...


Quote:
Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: [to Igor] Now that brain that you gave me. Was it Hans Delbruck's?
Igor: [pause, then] No.
Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: Ah! Very good. Would you mind telling me whose brain I DID put in?
Igor: Then you won't be angry?
Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: I will NOT be angry.
Igor: Abby someone.
Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: [pause, then] Abby someone. Abby who?
Igor: Abby... Normal.
Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: [pause, then] Abby Normal?
Igor: I'm almost sure that was the name.
Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: [chuckles, then] Are you saying that I put an abnormal brain into a seven and a half foot long, fifty-four inch wide GORILLA?
[grabs Igor and starts throttling him]
Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: Is that what you're telling me?
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#1980757 - 12/03/14 08:25 PM Re: Wednesday's Random Thoughts Snow Bunny
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Well, if he threw it at her on the hope that she would eat it...then yes, it was a deadly weapon...maybe even a weapon of mass destruction.
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#1980768 - 12/03/14 08:45 PM Re: Wednesday's Random Thoughts E.E.G.B
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Originally Posted By: E.G.B.
I think it's completely UDAAPy to put "FREE SHIPPING ON EVERYTHING" in the email header with a teeny asterisk that then says "with minimum $99 purchase."


I generally find that if banks advertised in the same way as every other type of business, we would get slapped with fines and lawsuits faster than you can say "UDAAPy"*.

* I like the word "UDAAPy". UDAAPy UDAAPy UDAAPy smile
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#1983609 - 12/17/14 02:46 PM Re: Wednesday's Random Thoughts Snow Bunny
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Aloe vera=never juice this again. Ever. sick
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#1983617 - 12/17/14 02:57 PM Re: Wednesday's Random Thoughts Snow Bunny
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Tattoo Therapy is a really, really weird idea. And especially done as a reality tv show.
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#1983707 - 12/17/14 04:36 PM Re: Wednesday's Random Thoughts E.E.G.B
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Hitting the unlock button repeatedly on the car fob WILL NOT unlock the door to your house...
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#1983747 - 12/17/14 05:21 PM Re: Wednesday's Random Thoughts RR Sarah
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Originally Posted By: RR Sarah
Hitting the unlock button repeatedly on the car fob WILL NOT unlock the door to your house...


Not even if you hold the car fob under your chin and use your head as an antenna? laugh

I've also discovered that if the batteries in the TV remote are dead, pressing the buttons really hard does not magically re-energize the batteries.
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#1983754 - 12/17/14 05:25 PM Re: Wednesday's Random Thoughts GuitarDude
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Originally Posted By: RR Sarah
Hitting the unlock button repeatedly on the car fob WILL NOT unlock the door to your house...


Not even if you hold the car fob under your chin and use your head as an antenna? laugh

I've also discovered that if the batteries in the TV remote are dead, pressing the buttons really hard does not magically re-energize the batteries.


Yeah but, hitting the remote on the coffee table a couple of time works!!
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#1988585 - 01/14/15 03:14 PM Re: Wednesday's Random Thoughts Snow Bunny
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kitten's Daily Math Fix

If you add this month to this date, you get the last two digits of this year:

1+14=15

Boing!!
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