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#1966004 - 10/01/14 02:10 PM Re: Wednesday's Random Thoughts Snow Bunny
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Starting your own food truck to sell examiners lunch isn't a bad idea. Sprinkle some Ambien in their meatballs and Voila!! You've got a quiet afternoon.

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#1966017 - 10/01/14 02:21 PM Re: Wednesday's Random Thoughts CompliantOkie
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I've seen some that don't even need the Ambien..........but could use a pillow in the conference room.
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#1966056 - 10/01/14 03:31 PM Re: Wednesday's Random Thoughts Snow Bunny
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End of quarter bites!
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#1966059 - 10/01/14 03:34 PM Re: Wednesday's Random Thoughts Bacon Boy
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new menu item at McDonald's?
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#1966280 - 10/01/14 08:23 PM Re: Wednesday's Random Thoughts Peepers
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Get the money now and make no principal or interest payments until you are drooling all over yourself and your children put you in a nursing home. At that point, who cares about mortgages?
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#1966313 - 10/01/14 08:45 PM Re: Wednesday's Random Thoughts Snow Bunny
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I think I know what you just read, Freak.
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#1966365 - 10/01/14 10:05 PM Re: Wednesday's Random Thoughts Skittles
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laugh
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#1968170 - 10/08/14 08:20 PM Re: Wednesday's Random Thoughts Snow Bunny
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And we will never be alone again
'Cause it doesn't happen every day
Kinda counted on you being a friend
Can I give it up or give it away
Now I thought about what I wanna say
But I never really know where to go
So I chained myself to a friend
'Cause I know it unlocks like a door
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#1969373 - 10/14/14 10:12 PM Re: Wednesday's Random Thoughts Bacon Boy
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FACT: In 1990, 1 sixty-three-year-old Tennessee woman went in for exploratory surgery on what doctors thought was a tumor on her buttock. They were wrong: The “tumor” was a four-inch pork chop bone, which doctors estimated had been in place for five to ten years, but had not caused the woman any pain due to her obesity.

eek
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#1969469 - 10/15/14 03:41 PM Re: Wednesday's Random Thoughts Snow Bunny
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What kind of policy prevents me from getting a 8-piece all dark meat bag of chicken. I don't like white meat. I'm just going to eat th skin off it then through the meat away. You're policy is costing my money.
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#1969471 - 10/15/14 03:43 PM Re: Wednesday's Random Thoughts Snow Bunny
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Mmmmmm, pork chops. smile
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#1969477 - 10/15/14 03:48 PM Re: Wednesday's Random Thoughts Snow Bunny
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Okay so a pork chop bone was lodged in the intestine (I'm assuming) of a woman for 5-10 years. How could she swallow a 4-in bone? Using my vast knowledge I'm assuming the pork chop was a center cut chop with a T-shaped bone. Now either she swallowed the top of the T or the longer part of the T. That would take some skill. I gotta think that if I were to swallow a 4-in bone not only would I be aware that I've swallowed a large bone, but I would seek immediate medical attention as those bones can be very sharp. Very strange story.

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#1969478 - 10/15/14 03:51 PM Re: Wednesday's Random Thoughts Snow Bunny
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I think she sat on it or it fell into a fat roll and was stuck there. For a very long time!
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#1969486 - 10/15/14 04:00 PM Re: Wednesday's Random Thoughts Snow Bunny
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Didn't even consider that. Wow that's equally impressive and somehow more disgusting.

BTW having pork chops for dinner. I'll take heed to not swallow or sit on any pork chop bones.

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#1969489 - 10/15/14 04:08 PM Re: Wednesday's Random Thoughts bOaty
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Originally Posted By: bOaty
Mmmmmm, pork chops. smile


...and applesauce.....

I'm channelling Peter Brady....
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#1969492 - 10/15/14 04:11 PM Re: Wednesday's Random Thoughts Snow Bunny
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Groovy!
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#1969495 - 10/15/14 04:13 PM Re: Wednesday's Random Thoughts bOaty
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Originally Posted By: bOaty
Groovy!


And believe me, this girl knows groovy!!
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#1969496 - 10/15/14 04:13 PM Re: Wednesday's Random Thoughts bOaty
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Originally Posted By: bOaty
Mmmmmm, pork chops. smile


This story has the opposite effect on my (former) enjoyment of pork chops. eek laugh
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#1969546 - 10/15/14 05:23 PM Re: Wednesday's Random Thoughts 'Lil Freak!
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Originally Posted By: 'Lil Freak!
Originally Posted By: bOaty
Mmmmmm, pork chops. smile


...and applesauce.....

I'm channelling Peter Brady....


Thanks, Freak. Now I can't get that out of my head. Guess it's time to investigate a missing doll.
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#1969571 - 10/15/14 06:18 PM Re: Wednesday's Random Thoughts Bacon Boy
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Originally Posted By: BaconBoy
Originally Posted By: 'Lil Freak!
Originally Posted By: bOaty
Mmmmmm, pork chops. smile


...and applesauce.....

I'm channelling Peter Brady....


Thanks, Freak. Now I can't get that out of my head. Guess it's time to investigate a missing doll.


And a missing kazoo
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#1971173 - 10/22/14 06:02 PM Re: Wednesday's Random Thoughts Snow Bunny
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I think Renee Zellweger looks fantastic. Why not have cosmetic surgery?
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#1971253 - 10/22/14 08:13 PM Re: Wednesday's Random Thoughts Snow Bunny
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She looks much better than she did. You do have to admit it was a drastic change. She should make a statement that she had the surgery to feel better about herself (or whatever her reason is) and move on. It's definitely an improvement.

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#1972695 - 10/29/14 03:36 PM Re: Wednesday's Random Thoughts CompliantOkie
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FACT: Chinese authorities are cracking down on the practice of hiring strippers to perform at funerals. Family and friends of the deceased hire the women to draw more people to a funeral, since many Chinese believe the larger the crowd, the more luck will come to relatives of the departed.


Source: BBC News, “China Acts on Funeral Strippers,” August 23, 2006.
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#1972699 - 10/29/14 03:47 PM Re: Wednesday's Random Thoughts Snow Bunny
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This rice cracker blend sure is tasty.
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#1972717 - 10/29/14 04:26 PM Re: Wednesday's Random Thoughts Bacon Boy
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::checks Chinese obituaries::
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