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#1980300 - 12/02/14 05:48 PM
Re: Everything is Going to Kill Us
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BTW, now that it's been a while, can we admit the CDC DID have the ebola thing under control? Control as in (for now) in spite of the over and under reactions only 2 people who contracted it outside the US died and a few nurses who were trained as best as protocol was provided to them were "cured" of it after they contracted it in the US while the masses were told that there is no chance of Ebola coming to the United States?
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#1980438 - 12/02/14 09:56 PM
Re: Everything is Going to Kill Us
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Using cracked drinking glasses, because (my perhaps preposterous reasoning is that) tiny particles of glass can break off and be swallowed with the drink, then slice their way through the innards.
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#1980441 - 12/02/14 10:06 PM
Re: Everything is Going to Kill Us
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Was holding a pair of scissors and my eye itched, so I scratched it. Thankfully missed anything important, but have a nice scrape on my temple now.
So apparently you /can/ itch to death?
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#1980618 - 12/03/14 05:09 PM
Re: Everything is Going to Kill Us
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I had one that brought me a diet Coke instead of a regular Coke once
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#1980667 - 12/03/14 06:12 PM
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That wasn't a dumb waiter...that was simply an over achiever over thinking and overtly assuming.
Last edited by RR Joker; 12/03/14 06:12 PM.
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#1980728 - 12/03/14 07:44 PM
Re: Everything is Going to Kill Us
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Not sure how there is no foul play unless while she was trying to use the thing to deliver food she tripped, contorted into a small 3x3 ball and fell into it. O_o
I used one of those things as a kid to go floor to floor so maybe she tried that?!?!
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#1980733 - 12/03/14 07:49 PM
Re: Everything is Going to Kill Us
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Jason Mork — the only cop in the tiny city of 859 — said he does not suspect foul play.
Police are investigating the death, but said it is unlikely Baures was trying to move herself in the 3-foot-by-3-foot dumbwaiter.
Huh?
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#1980737 - 12/03/14 07:55 PM
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Jason Mork — the only cop in the tiny city of 859 — said he does not suspect foul play.
Police are investigating the death, but said it is unlikely Baures was trying to move herself in the 3-foot-by-3-foot dumbwaiter.
Huh? Sounds like a good reason for the town to loot and riot.
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#1980945 - 12/04/14 03:15 PM
Re: Everything is Going to Kill Us
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free Xbox's for us all!!!
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#1980966 - 12/04/14 03:41 PM
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Jason Mork — the only cop in the tiny city of 859 —
Has he talked to Mindy?
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#1981170 - 12/04/14 10:30 PM
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You really are totes adorbs!
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#1981243 - 12/05/14 03:14 PM
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Fast food lines in Oakland will kill us all of starvation
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#1981968 - 12/09/14 08:51 PM
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Also "mice getting vapor-exposed germs had three times as many bacteria growing in their lungs as did mice that got unexposed germs."
The germ infested mice can kill us?
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#1982267 - 12/10/14 07:43 PM
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Russian scientist finds mountain sized space rock on course for the planet. NASA after not finding it says don't worry we say no chance it will hit the planet, just like there was no chance that space rock that did hit Russia last time would hit the planet.
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#1982286 - 12/10/14 08:13 PM
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Sticking your head in the dumbwaiter and pushing the button will result in a smashed brain. Even if you are a gymnast.
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#1982287 - 12/10/14 08:15 PM
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Pulling people out of the ditc...
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food from gas stations...especially pizza...certain death awaits
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#1982309 - 12/10/14 08:47 PM
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#1982318 - 12/10/14 09:14 PM
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Haribo Sugar Free Gummy Bears Some funny reviews on that one, eh?
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