Do you know what kind of people take this thread as tongue-in-cheek?








those who don't mind dying a horrible death!!

people don't think that about you...............so far as you know



you don't know what you're missing

unfortunatley for CYM, no. For everyone else, yes.

home grown jihadis will kill as many of us as they can....

http://www.foxnews.com/leisure/2014/10/2...intcmp=features


I know quite a few ladies will not take kindly to this news....

"Generally safe" is all the reassurance I need.

Not pulled in the US...we're SAFE!

Propylene glycol is a Deadly Killer, for any who are still wondering. Toxic substance registry info:
http://www.atsdr.cdc.gov/phs/phs.asp?id=1120&tid=240

Halloween costumes in the color black, because cars can't see you. And all the best ones are in black!

McDonald's "Our food, your questions" ads, because they are so disingenous, e.g., Does your food contain hazardous substance X? Answer given, "We take pride in providing nutritious foods for our valued customers..." Gimme break. Also got a good chuckle from "Are your fruit and parfait yogurts healthy?" which McD's declined to answer, with the evasive, "Well, let's talk about what's in them. They have berries, granola, and yogurt. You decide if they are healthy for you." What a bunch of garbage.

and their chicken nuggets contain delicious chicken lips, chicken knees, chicken knuckles and if you're lucky a few chicken anuses

mmmmmmmmm, dip them in barbeque sauce and I'm in heaven

Lead and mercury in some Halloween masks, face paints, candy buckets, etc.
http://wemakeitsafer.com/blog/2011/10/unsafe-halloween-products-a-global-concern/

Speaking of BBQ sauce, isn't it about time for the McRib to make it's annual comeback tour? mmmmmmmmmm

Just saw a commercial here in Indiana this week for McRib. . .so it is back right now, at least in some parts of the country.

Saw a commercial for the McRib here in So Cal as well. Mmmm... mystery meat shaped like ribs!

The McRib is better than the cheap imitation Burger King is trying to pull off with its strangely shaped burger fitted to the original chicken sandwich bun, with a tasteless BBQ sauce splashed on for garnish!

Paint chips stopped being tasty when they started removing the lead.

Same with gasoline.

Same with coffee.

nothing beats the smell of gasoline and paint chip based unleaded coffee in the morning. MMMmmmm good! ^_^

They like to dip their flannel shirts in it from time-to-time...?

http://finance.yahoo.com/news/virus-found-lakes-may-literally-145000290.html
Microorganisms are going to kill us!!

Grown men wearing animal masks are terrifying. But so is Sharni Venson! (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/You're_Next)

Also, when a Halloween costume bursts into flames. http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/11/04/man-burned-to-death-halloween_n_4214046.html

Also, I now believe the poison candy thing is mostly a myth or urban legend after reading up on it due to the post that was on this thread the other day. Still, would you ACTUALLY let your kids eat an apple given to them by a stranger, or some weird cat lady’s homemade cupcakes? This is when it feels irrational…I know it’s a myth, I know 99.999% people aren’t bad enough to do something like that, and yet, I still feel it’s mostly off-limits and that we should only trick or treat in a neighborhood where we know everybody.

Also it's an oldie but goodie, but go google "spider dog prank," which is only something deadly if he scares you so bad that you run out into traffic.

I won't eat a cupcake at a potluck unless i know who made it and think they are good cooks, so no way i'm eating some random person's cupcake they put in a trick-or-treat bag. (Not cuz i'm afraid it would kill me; just afraid it would taste really bad.)

you still trick or treat?