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#1901798 - 03/03/14 09:50 PM Re: Monday Random Thoughts MyBrainHurts
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Originally Posted By: MyBrainHurts
Without intending to, and probably without realizing it happened, our new CEO changed the dress code here. He's just a bit more formal than his predecessor, and now all the men keep their suit coats on most the day, and always wear them to meetings. It's like a throwback to 30 years ago. But we look very spiffy.



sorry, i haven't worn a suit to work in almost 2 years, and i'd need to dust one off if i were to do so...and i'd certainly never wear my coat all day...says the guy currently in blue jeans and a polo shirt...
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#1901801 - 03/03/14 09:55 PM Re: Monday Random Thoughts Bacon Boy
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Also, it occurs to me that maybe he'd really like to slip his coat off, but doesn't feel like he can, since all his subordinates are wearing theirs.
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#1901804 - 03/03/14 10:03 PM Re: Monday Random Thoughts MyBrainHurts
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Could be that he has pit issues and can only hide it with a dark jacket. sick laugh
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#1901811 - 03/03/14 10:40 PM Re: Monday Random Thoughts Bacon Boy
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#1901812 - 03/03/14 10:41 PM Re: Monday Random Thoughts edAudit
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#1901822 - 03/03/14 11:39 PM Re: Monday Random Thoughts Norman Paperman
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Originally Posted By: Norman Paperman
Wife said: "I have a feeling you're going to wreck my car"

Today at lunch I decided to do a few donuts in the snow. Almost wrecked her car.


Maybe tomorrow you can do donuts while eating donuts. laugh
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#1901868 - 03/04/14 03:03 PM Re: Monday Random Thoughts GuitarDude
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Originally Posted By: GuitarDude
Originally Posted By: Norman Paperman
Wife said: "I have a feeling you're going to wreck my car"

Today at lunch I decided to do a few donuts in the snow. Almost wrecked her car.


Maybe tomorrow you can do donuts while eating donuts. laugh


I like your style. That is true Gangsta stuff; especially considering that it isn't my car.
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#1903691 - 03/10/14 01:42 PM Re: Monday Random Thoughts Bacon Boy
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I bought myself a new pair of gloves this weekend for work since they were on clearance. I cut the fingers off so I could type but I cut them too short!!! frown cry
Now they are like the Daisy Dukes of the fingerless glove world! laugh

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#1903693 - 03/10/14 01:44 PM Re: Monday Random Thoughts Bacon Boy
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Spew warning, please! laugh
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#1903709 - 03/10/14 02:19 PM Re: Monday Random Thoughts Bacon Boy
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Why is it that no one bats an eye when a lender walks in 45 minutes late everyday but if a teller is 3 minutes tardy people act like the entire branch just caught on fire? crazy
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#1903717 - 03/10/14 02:39 PM Re: Monday Random Thoughts Bacon Boy
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Obviously, the loan officer was functioning on business outside of the bank Manni!!! Tellers do not represent the bank out of the office!

They are the 1% !!!!!!!
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#1903724 - 03/10/14 02:49 PM Re: Monday Random Thoughts Bacon Boy
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you have one section of the bank that is expected to comply with bank policy and then you have the "non-compliance" department.
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#1903725 - 03/10/14 02:52 PM Re: Monday Random Thoughts Bacon Boy
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Alot of our loan officers are 'making calls', more so on the nice sunny warm afternoons!
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#1903726 - 03/10/14 02:55 PM Re: Monday Random Thoughts Bacon Boy
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Way, way south.
And strangely enough, so many of those calls take place on various golf courses...
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#1903750 - 03/10/14 03:31 PM Re: Monday Random Thoughts Bacon Boy
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Why you are exactly right! Or bars.
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#1903757 - 03/10/14 03:45 PM Re: Monday Random Thoughts Bacon Boy
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"Client lunch"
"Prospective employee lunch"
"Client gift"

Yeah right. wink

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#1903761 - 03/10/14 03:55 PM Re: Monday Random Thoughts Bacon Boy
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Yep, that too!
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#1903765 - 03/10/14 04:04 PM Re: Monday Random Thoughts JWills, CRCM
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#1903766 - 03/10/14 04:06 PM Re: Monday Random Thoughts Bacon Boy
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I would like to give Ann from card-member services Rachel's number.
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#1903768 - 03/10/14 04:09 PM Re: Monday Random Thoughts 'Lil Freak!
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Originally Posted By: 'Lil Freak!
FACT: Injuries in equestrian sports are almost twenty times more common than injuries in motorcycling.


But, if you have good balance, you can take a nap on the horse and it will drive itself home. wink
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#1903774 - 03/10/14 04:19 PM Re: Monday Random Thoughts Bacon Boy
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I wish they would teach customer service skills to teachers and school administrators. mad
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#1903776 - 03/10/14 04:21 PM Re: Monday Random Thoughts Bacon Boy
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Chiquita Brands has agreed to buy Irish competitor Fyffes for $1 billion, creating the single-largest company in the industry.

That's a lot of bananas.
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#1903786 - 03/10/14 04:38 PM Re: Monday Random Thoughts califgirl
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FACT: Not all people are attracted to other humans. There are believed to be around forty objectum sexuals in the world who feel attraction, arousal, love, and even commitment for an object instead of another person.


Did I mention that I love my pillow? No, I really, really love my pillow.
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#1903793 - 03/10/14 04:48 PM Re: Monday Random Thoughts Bacon Boy
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#1903799 - 03/10/14 04:57 PM Re: Monday Random Thoughts Dani York, CRCM
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Originally Posted By: Dani York, CRCM
I wish they would teach customer service skills to teachers and school administrators. mad


Good Luck with that!
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