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#1973491 - 10/31/14 06:25 PM Re: Everything is Going to Kill Us ComplianceDude
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Hey...there's no age limit on trick or treating!

(but no, i was speaking theoretically)
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#1973492 - 10/31/14 06:26 PM Re: Everything is Going to Kill Us raitchjay
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riiiiight
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#1973495 - 10/31/14 06:35 PM Re: Everything is Going to Kill Us ComplianceDude
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I only trick-or-treat at the "Brach's" houses.
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#1973537 - 10/31/14 08:18 PM Re: Everything is Going to Kill Us ComplianceDude
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"You're Next" was one of my favorite new movie finds on Nexflix
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#1973753 - 11/03/14 07:31 PM Re: Everything is Going to Kill Us ComplianceDude
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A massive botnet, millions of infected PCs controlled from afar, simultaneously hitting the internet’s root servers. Serious problems with electricity, transportation, food supply. The threat of zombie computers is probably more realistic than the threat of actual zombies.

http://www.tomsguide.com/us/scariest-security-threats,review-2144-8.html

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#1973755 - 11/03/14 07:34 PM Re: Everything is Going to Kill Us ComplianceDude
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Golly, this thread really makes my day!
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#1973800 - 11/03/14 08:41 PM Re: Everything is Going to Kill Us ComplianceDude
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::makes note to go trick or treating with raitch next year...brach's is the BESTEST!::
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#1973860 - 11/03/14 10:44 PM Re: Everything is Going to Kill Us ComplianceDude
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waiting for the next Avengers movie is going to kill us. O_O
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#1973875 - 11/03/14 11:44 PM Re: Everything is Going to Kill Us ComplianceDude
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There was an ebola scare downtown, about 23 blocks from where I work. Worrying about ebola will kill us. Unnecessary media coverage of ebola will kill us.
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#1973963 - 11/04/14 03:45 PM Re: Everything is Going to Kill Us ComplianceDude
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Appendix rupture as a result of a hard punch in the stomach (like Houdini). Houdini was proud of his strong stomach muscles and asked a college student to punch him there as hard as he could. Houdini died soon thereafter, with a ruptured appendix. It’s unclear whether this was a direct effect of the stomach punching, but, I still think about it every time my kid decides to sucker-punch me in the belly.

http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC3182788/

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#1973970 - 11/04/14 03:51 PM Re: Everything is Going to Kill Us ComplianceDude
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Some lady pop singer in England found a spider had been living in her ear for a week or so I read the other day. Spiders living in your head will kill you!! O_O
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#1973976 - 11/04/14 04:05 PM Re: Everything is Going to Kill Us ComplianceDude
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Will sleep tonight with cotton in my ears and nose. And sleep with a mask. Can't stand spiders
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#1973991 - 11/04/14 04:57 PM Re: Everything is Going to Kill Us ComplianceDude
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A tape measure can kill you.

A 58-year-old man making a delivery to a construction site died Monday morning after a tape measure fell 50 stories and hit him on the head.
http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation-now/2014/11/04/man-dies-hit-tape-measure/18456625/
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#1974126 - 11/04/14 09:46 PM Re: Everything is Going to Kill Us ComplianceDude
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Corporation-aided addiction:

www.cracked.com/podcast/the-evil-conspiracy-that-will-probably-kill-you/

WARNING: THAT LINK IS TO A NSFW (LANGUAGE) PODCAST ON A "HUMOR" SITE.

but the issue and references are not "jokes"--it's not an onion-type fake news site. More like John Oliver. And if you dont like THAT kind of humor site as a resource for the subject matter in this thread, then your uptightness is going to kill you.

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#1974217 - 11/05/14 03:27 PM Re: Everything is Going to Kill Us ComplianceDude
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Tooth whitening, because if it will do that to your teeth, what is it doing to your insides?

http://youngdentists.wordpress.com/2012/11/07/brussels-bans-teeth-whitening/

But good luck finding a toothpaste that doesn't have tooth whitening ingredients - there may still be 1 or 2 choices left at the store. I can't believe people would use a tooth whitening toothpaste as their regular, everyday toothpaste on an ongoing basis for years on end, but they must be, otherwise there would only be a few such products on the shelves, instead of nearly all toothpastes having that.

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#1974330 - 11/05/14 04:45 PM Re: Everything is Going to Kill Us ComplianceDude
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It is amazing we last as long as we do! The world is a dangerous place.
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#1974333 - 11/05/14 04:48 PM Re: Everything is Going to Kill Us Pale Rider
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Originally Posted By: Pale Rider
It is amazing we last as long as we do! The world is a dangerous place.


The fact we survive it all is a miracle, because everyday we face 1,000 ways to die. smirk
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#1974335 - 11/05/14 04:48 PM Re: Everything is Going to Kill Us ComplianceDude
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Yeah, and most of us are not near LA like you are GD!
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#1974342 - 11/05/14 04:52 PM Re: Everything is Going to Kill Us ComplianceDude
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maybe we DONT last that long. I mean, the universe is 14 billion years old. maybe there are alien civilizations where individuals live millions of years and look at us like fruit flies.

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#1974354 - 11/05/14 05:04 PM Re: Everything is Going to Kill Us ComplianceDude
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Maybe the moon is made of green cheese. Maybe alien civilizations where individuals live millions of years will kill us.
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#1974362 - 11/05/14 05:08 PM Re: Everything is Going to Kill Us ComplianceDude
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That'd be dope. I mean, not right now, but when i'm old and about to die anyways--i hope i can at least go out Independence Day style. Or maybe Armageddon. Either way, a huge humanity-saving explosion.

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#1974363 - 11/05/14 05:11 PM Re: Everything is Going to Kill Us ComplianceDude
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#1974364 - 11/05/14 05:12 PM Re: Everything is Going to Kill Us ComplianceDude
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#1974365 - 11/05/14 05:14 PM Re: Everything is Going to Kill Us ComplianceDude
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#1974411 - 11/05/14 06:33 PM Re: Everything is Going to Kill Us ComplianceDude
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But not eating a McRib?
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