If you have a favorite that you would like to share it would be much appreciated.

No.


I mean, I have one.


I just won't share.

[censored]!

Take it to the local BBQ joint and let them smoke it. That's all i got.

This is an awesome Turkey recipe!!!

2 slices of whole wheat bread (may substitue white)
Freshly carved turkey (can use packaged turkey)
Mayonaise (may use Miracle Whip)
lettuce (optional)
sliced tomato (optional)
sliced onion (optional)
pickle (optional)
2 slices Kraft American cheese (NOT optional and no substitutions allowed - must be Kraft)

--Sorry. Its the only turkey recipe I have

this is not a Thanksgiving discussion

Turkey simmered in homemade BBQ sauce and thrown on a sandwich doesn't sound bad to me.

Well, I'm looking for a ham recipe. I'll bet that selfish b0aty has one she won't be sharing.

Turkey stuffed pepperz.
Turkey parmesean
Turkey n pasta in marinara
Turkey burgers (always a hit)

Most all of these just rely on spicing the turkey well and the use of onions, bell peppers and mushrooms smpbined with some sort of startchy carb. We eat his stuff all the time and love it!

Let me clarify my ask, I'm looking for pointers/recipes on cooking a whole turkey

Now, those of you who were honestly giving turkey recipes not knowing where I was going with this, then hopefully this clarification helps.

Those of you who assumed from the beginning I was asking based on cooking a whole turkey yet posted what you did, then I feel sorry for you as this is a very serious thread.

For Boaty, you're just evil.

Take it to a BBQ joint and get them to smoke it. The place around here will do it for like 10 bucks.

LMAO

Well now wait a minute. I don't have that ham recipe, it's still as elusive as ever.


::crosses fingers::

unfortunately I live in a town with more than one stop sign, running water and paved roads so the option of just lugging a 25 pound bird over to someone's BBQ pit is off the table

(LOLing)

Well scratch that recipe then.

you have no problem sharing your bagel experiences

you=evil

I didn't realize throwing a bird in an oven/deep fryer/smoker required a "recipe".

one of our local grocery chains does the deep fried turkeys...which are awesome.

my brother also does one every year, basically use a crawfish pot, heat up the peanut oil, lower in the turkey, cook 5-7 minutes per pound (of the turkey, not my brother)...

ham is disgusting and i would have no recipes, sorry

there may or may not be, hence, the start of this thread, I simply don't know but thought some people may have pointers, favorite seasonings, techniques they may want to share

but hey, I hope you feel good about knocking me down a notch

I'm seriously considering frying my turkey this year. I've never done it myself but really want to. Has to wait for Christmas though. My mom volunteered to host Thanksgiving.

It didn't feel quite as good as i hoped it would, to be perfectly honest.

Turkey Fryer Recipe
Allow your turkey to thaw completely!
Unwrap the turkey from the packaging.
Clean and dry your turkey on the inside and out. Remove the giblets and neck.
Rub your turkey with seasonings. We also inject ours with whatever my dad's using.
Place turkey upside down on poultry rack.

At this point, I've got nothing else to add. I leave the turkey frying to the beer drinking men in the garage and go make the pies.


(Here are some injection recipes for a deep fried turkey - http://www.divinedinnerparty.com/deep-fried-turkey-recipes.html)

Well good then!

Finally, we're getting somewhere.

Say one doesn't have a deep fryer and is too cheap to shell out the money for one (and/or simply doesn't think his family is worthy of him spending that money), how would one cook one in the oven?

and Boaty, you've been a big help