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#1978651 - 11/24/14 07:06 PM
Re: 100 Years From Today...
YosemiteSamIAm
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National School Board debates whether to reduce summer vacation break from one week to four days
Midwest evacuated after Petroleum Blimp Barge crashes into XL Pipeline during Fracking-induced Earthquake, causing third largest oil spill of the year
Progresso-Liberal RepubliGreens denounce Nomination of first transgender Supreme Court Justice
"Zombie Superman Vs. Vampire Batman" is a dud at the box office– is the nation tiring of superhero-occult crossover movies?
Twilight reboot features actual vampires, tweens both delighted and terrified
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#1979391 - 11/26/14 05:16 PM
Re: 100 Years From Today...
YosemiteSamIAm
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UConn's womens' basketball team loses 3 consecutive games. The PNCAAPU (Professional NCAA Players Union) pushes for an NCAA cesation of all sporting events for a single day to observe a national day of mourning.
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#1979399 - 11/26/14 05:27 PM
Re: 100 Years From Today...
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National School Board debates whether to reduce summer vacation break from one week to four days
Midwest evacuated after Petroleum Blimp Barge crashes into XL Pipeline during Fracking-induced Earthquake, causing third largest oil spill of the year
Progresso-Liberal RepubliGreens denounce Nomination of first transgender Supreme Court Justice"Zombie Superman Vs. Vampire Batman" is a dud at the box office– is the nation tiring of superhero-occult crossover movies?
Twilight reboot features actual vampires, tweens both delighted and terrified You still think Janet Reno will be alive then???
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#1979405 - 11/26/14 05:38 PM
Re: 100 Years From Today...
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UConn's womens' basketball team loses 3 consecutive games. Does anyone notice?
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#1979416 - 11/26/14 05:45 PM
Re: 100 Years From Today...
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UConn's womens' basketball team loses 3 consecutive games. Does anyone notice? Duh....didn't you read my post. The PNCAAPU notices.
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#1979633 - 11/26/14 10:49 PM
Re: 100 Years From Today...
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[a Teen Witch remake]
EXT. SUBURBAN STREET – DUSK
LOUISE walks down the street with POLLY. As they round the corner, they spot RHET and his two friends leaning against his black Civic Hybrid. One strums out a quiet song on his acoustic guitar, while RHET reads from a midnight black book in his hands. The third stoically stares into the middle distance, a single tear threatening to jump to its death from his super black eyelashes. POLLY sighs.
POLLY Oh no, Louise, let's get out of here. Rhet would never be interested in a girl like me. I can see the deep oceans of emotion in his eyes.
LOUISE We're fifty yards away.
POLLY My emotions are mere puddles… maybe a salt marsh.
LOUISE Polly, just go over there and show him your real self. You have at least one book of morbid poetry, don't you?
POLLY, eyes downcast, bites her lip and brushes her hair behind her ear. LOUISE touches her amulet. With a great WHOOSH of wind and flash of light, POLLY is transformed: her back now artfully slouched, her lip biting now more alluring, her bust now magically enhanced. POLLY approaches RHET, a fire in her eyes, and gets ready to seize the day.
POLLY Um. Hey, um… hi, Rhet.
RHET Oh. Hey. What's… uh, what's up?
POLLY Um. I just want you to know… within my soul is a limpid pool of darkness. [softly] Top that.
RHET runs his hand through his hair, suddenly brooding.
RHET My heart is like an obsidian blade, stabbing my my soul with the depth of my longing. [sighing] Top that.
POLLY I have skulls on over sixty-percent of my clothing. Top that.
RHET I painted my ceiling black. Top that.
POLLY I once stumbled upon a dead body in a marsh and kept one of its fingers.
POLLY walks away, giving one last, lip-biting look at RHET.
POLLY Top that.
Rhet and his friends sit, dumbfounded. LOUISE allows herself a slight smile as POLLY walks back to her while humming a funeral dirge.
RHET Uh. Um.
END SCENE.
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#1979682 - 11/28/14 02:59 PM
Re: 100 Years From Today...
YosemiteSamIAm
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I'd buy that for a dollar
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#1979758 - 11/28/14 08:18 PM
Re: 100 Years From Today...
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[a Teen Witch remake]
EXT. SUBURBAN STREET – DUSK
LOUISE walks down the street with POLLY. As they round the corner, they spot RHET and his two friends leaning against his black Civic Hybrid. One strums out a quiet song on his acoustic guitar, while RHET reads from a midnight black book in his hands. The third stoically stares into the middle distance, a single tear threatening to jump to its death from his super black eyelashes. POLLY sighs.
POLLY Oh no, Louise, let's get out of here. Rhet would never be interested in a girl like me. I can see the deep oceans of emotion in his eyes.
LOUISE We're fifty yards away.
POLLY My emotions are mere puddles… maybe a salt marsh.
LOUISE Polly, just go over there and show him your real self. You have at least one book of morbid poetry, don't you?
POLLY, eyes downcast, bites her lip and brushes her hair behind her ear. LOUISE touches her amulet. With a great WHOOSH of wind and flash of light, POLLY is transformed: her back now artfully slouched, her lip biting now more alluring, her bust now magically enhanced. POLLY approaches RHET, a fire in her eyes, and gets ready to seize the day.
POLLY Um. Hey, um… hi, Rhet.
RHET Oh. Hey. What's… uh, what's up?
POLLY Um. I just want you to know… within my soul is a limpid pool of darkness. [softly] Top that.
RHET runs his hand through his hair, suddenly brooding.
RHET My heart is like an obsidian blade, stabbing my my soul with the depth of my longing. [sighing] Top that.
POLLY I have skulls on over sixty-percent of my clothing. Top that.
RHET I painted my ceiling black. Top that.
POLLY I once stumbled upon a dead body in a marsh and kept one of its fingers.
POLLY walks away, giving one last, lip-biting look at RHET.
POLLY Top that.
Rhet and his friends sit, dumbfounded. LOUISE allows herself a slight smile as POLLY walks back to her while humming a funeral dirge.
RHET Uh. Um.
END SCENE.
And this takes place 100 years from now, right?
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