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#1980379 - 12/02/14 08:21 PM World ends in 2 days!!!!
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http://www.heraldsun.com.au/archive/news...bb632933529c7ef


December 4, 2009 ----

THE planet has just five years to avoid disastrous global warming, says the Federal Government's chief scientist.


Update - December 2, 2014 ----

So I am thinking I don't need to buy y'all any Christmas presents....
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#1980385 - 12/02/14 08:33 PM Re: World ends in 2 days!!!! Pale Rider
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Only 2 days?! Dang, better get this review finished...don't want to be late. Guess that means some overtime today and tomorrow.
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#1980395 - 12/02/14 08:54 PM Re: World ends in 2 days!!!! Pale Rider
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So if I file today, if the world ends before FinCen gets around to acknowledging, am I still late?
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#1980396 - 12/02/14 08:54 PM Re: World ends in 2 days!!!! Pale Rider
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if i knew i only had two days left, i would do the same thing i would do if i only had one day left, but with a lot more procrastination and napping mixed in.

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#1980399 - 12/02/14 09:01 PM Re: World ends in 2 days!!!! Stupendous Man
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Originally Posted By: Stupendous Man
if i knew i only had two days left, i would do the same thing i would do if i only had one day left, but with a lot more procrastination and napping mixed in.


HA!....^^^ I like it.
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#1980400 - 12/02/14 09:01 PM Re: World ends in 2 days!!!! Stupendous Man
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whoo hoo! won't have to worry about that pending complaint about me to HR now
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#1980404 - 12/02/14 09:09 PM Re: World ends in 2 days!!!! Peepers
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I will eat nothing but bacon (not the boy) for the next two days as any long term affects won't be felt
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#1980405 - 12/02/14 09:10 PM Re: World ends in 2 days!!!! Peepers
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I can rack up copious amounts of credit card debt
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#1980407 - 12/02/14 09:10 PM Re: World ends in 2 days!!!! Peepers
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I won't need to bathe for the rest of my life
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#1980408 - 12/02/14 09:11 PM Re: World ends in 2 days!!!! Peepers
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I foresee a PS4 two day playing marathon coming on
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#1980410 - 12/02/14 09:13 PM Re: World ends in 2 days!!!! Peepers
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Originally Posted By: Peepers
I can rack up copious amounts of credit card debt


Originally Posted By: Peepers
I will eat nothing but bacon (not the boy) for the next two days as any long term affects won't be felt


Now you're on the right track - but can I substitute meat lovers pizza instead of bacon?
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#1980412 - 12/02/14 09:15 PM Re: World ends in 2 days!!!! Peepers
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Originally Posted By: Peepers
I won't need to bathe for the rest of my life


Was-int that the plan all along?
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#1980413 - 12/02/14 09:14 PM Re: World ends in 2 days!!!! burkemi
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I'm going to go over my monthly data allowance
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#1980414 - 12/02/14 09:15 PM Re: World ends in 2 days!!!! Peepers
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I can be obnoxious for two days straight
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#1980415 - 12/02/14 09:15 PM Re: World ends in 2 days!!!! Peepers
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Originally Posted By: Peepers
I will eat nothing but bacon (not the boy) for the next two days as any long term affects won't be felt


TWIST: gastrointestinal issues from the first 24 hours of eating nothing but bacon ruins your last day on Earth.

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#1980416 - 12/02/14 09:17 PM Re: World ends in 2 days!!!! Pale Rider
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Maybe I'll tell FinCen to pound sand. I'll file when I want to.
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#1980418 - 12/02/14 09:18 PM Re: World ends in 2 days!!!! Stupendous Man
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Originally Posted By: Stupendous Man
Originally Posted By: Peepers
I will eat nothing but bacon (not the boy) for the next two days as any long term affects won't be felt


TWIST: gastrointestinal issues from the first 24 hours of eating nothing but bacon ruins your last day on Earth.


I'll wash it down with some really strong coffee then
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#1980430 - 12/02/14 09:40 PM Re: World ends in 2 days!!!! Pale Rider
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Two more days?

Bank compliance will cease being a concern for sure.
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#1980467 - 12/02/14 11:27 PM Re: World ends in 2 days!!!! burkemi
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Originally Posted By: burkemi
Now you're on the right track - but can I substitute meat lovers pizza instead of bacon?


Instead??? A meat lovers pizza should already have bacon on it. laugh
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#1980469 - 12/02/14 11:31 PM Re: World ends in 2 days!!!! Pale Rider
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How about a bacon lover's pizza... Bacon, Canadian Bacon, Panchetta, and lardon.
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#1980471 - 12/02/14 11:45 PM Re: World ends in 2 days!!!! Peepers
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Originally Posted By: Peepers
I will eat nothing but bacon (not the boy) for the next two days as any long term affects won't be felt


This sounds like a good idea: Eating bacon (not me).
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#1980487 - 12/03/14 01:42 PM Re: World ends in 2 days!!!! GuitarDude
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Originally Posted By: burkemi
Now you're on the right track - but can I substitute meat lovers pizza instead of bacon?


Instead??? A meat lovers pizza should already have bacon on it. laugh


Brilliant!!! How could I have missed something so obvious?!?! blush grin
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#1980611 - 12/03/14 05:03 PM Re: World ends in 2 days!!!! Pale Rider
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Runs to store buys steak and runs home to grill it and while taking 1st well salted bite I notice a pebble sized global warming hit the ground next to me and I smile and finish my steak.

Just like a commercial!! wink
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#1980944 - 12/04/14 03:14 PM Re: World ends in 2 days!!!! Pale Rider
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FIRST in after world ended!!!

Strange thing is I feel the same as when I was alive. O_o
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#1980959 - 12/04/14 03:30 PM Re: World ends in 2 days!!!! Pale Rider
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So, if the world ended, and I didn't notice, that means I must have been dead already.

It turns out I've been in He!! all this time, and I just thought I was a compliance officer. I couldn't tell the difference.
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