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#1974413 - 11/05/14 06:39 PM Re: Everything is Going to Kill Us ComplianceDude
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::consults with Peepers::
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#1974418 - 11/05/14 06:46 PM Re: Everything is Going to Kill Us Bacon Boy
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Peepers - still alive

Peepers - eats lots of [censored]

[censored] hasn't killed Peepers

conclusion: [censored] is good for you
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#1974445 - 11/05/14 07:24 PM Re: Everything is Going to Kill Us ComplianceDude
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Ya baby, love me some [censored]
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#1974759 - 11/06/14 04:01 PM Re: Everything is Going to Kill Us ComplianceDude
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Speaking of McRibs...

Being fat, because increased risk of cancer, diabetes, internal organ problems, all kinds of things.

http://win.niddk.nih.gov/publications/health_risks.htm

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#1974789 - 11/06/14 04:21 PM Re: Everything is Going to Kill Us ComplianceDude
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do big bones kill?
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#1974792 - 11/06/14 04:25 PM Re: Everything is Going to Kill Us ComplianceDude
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Thanks for reminding me that I haven't had my annual McRib yet.
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#1974825 - 11/06/14 05:20 PM Re: Everything is Going to Kill Us ComplianceDude
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All this talk of McRibs makes me want to have one.
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#1975080 - 11/07/14 03:38 PM Re: Everything is Going to Kill Us ComplianceDude
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#1975092 - 11/07/14 03:51 PM Re: Everything is Going to Kill Us ComplianceDude
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I don't know about that one, as I live alone and am quite content. Conversely, if I lived with someone, that person's health may very easily be at risk.
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#1975136 - 11/07/14 04:20 PM Re: Everything is Going to Kill Us ComplianceDude
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What Babo said!
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#1975143 - 11/07/14 04:25 PM Re: Everything is Going to Kill Us Stupendous Man
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Originally Posted By: Stupendous Man
Corporation-aided addiction:

www.cracked.com/podcast/the-evil-conspiracy-that-will-probably-kill-you/

WARNING: THAT LINK IS TO A NSFW (LANGUAGE) PODCAST ON A "HUMOR" SITE.

but the issue and references are not "jokes"--it's not an onion-type fake news site. More like John Oliver. And if you dont like THAT kind of humor site as a resource for the subject matter in this thread, then your uptightness is going to kill you.



South Park addressed this on this weeks episode. Whoever controls our dopamine controls us.

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#1975389 - 11/07/14 10:49 PM Re: Everything is Going to Kill Us ComplianceDude
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Bowling can kill you...

Ohio man killed in pin-setting machine at bowling alley

http://my.chicagotribune.com/#section/545/article/p2p-81909188/
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#1975392 - 11/07/14 10:58 PM Re: Everything is Going to Kill Us ComplianceDude
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Yes but that is Ohio. Everything can kill you in Ohio. wink
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#1975393 - 11/07/14 11:02 PM Re: Everything is Going to Kill Us ComplianceDude
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The state spices of Ohio are salt and pepper, if I remember correctly from my schooling there.
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#1975498 - 11/10/14 05:52 PM Re: Everything is Going to Kill Us ComplianceDude
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If you are a coach or player for the Chicago Bears your fans may kill you. What was that!?!?
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#1975969 - 11/13/14 02:24 PM Re: Everything is Going to Kill Us ComplianceDude
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Pulling people out of the ditc...
the arctic cold front sweeping the nation - we will al freeze to death in a matter of days...it is so bad i saw Dennis Quaid trekking across the street earlier
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#1975976 - 11/13/14 02:41 PM Re: Everything is Going to Kill Us ComplianceDude
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Good thing I'm close the to border. I'll figure out a way to be smuggled into Mexico to pick melons.
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#1976124 - 11/13/14 05:26 PM Re: Everything is Going to Kill Us ComplianceDude
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Technology....an over abundance of technology will kill you.
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#1976150 - 11/13/14 06:29 PM Re: Everything is Going to Kill Us ComplianceDude
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Prematurely unlocking the descent braking system on a sub-orbital space craft can be deadly.
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#1976361 - 11/14/14 02:28 PM Re: Everything is Going to Kill Us ComplianceDude
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Measles is going to kill us all!!

http://finance.yahoo.com/news/disease-thought-history-making-alarming-194600629.html

I recall getting my measles and mumps shot as a kid and coming down with the mumps for a couple weeks. Fun stuff.
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#1976390 - 11/14/14 03:19 PM Re: Everything is Going to Kill Us ComplianceDude
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Driving under the influence of masculinity.

"More men than women die each year in motor vehicle crashes. Men typically drive more miles than women and more often engage in risky driving practices including not using safety belts, driving while impaired by alcohol, and speeding."
http://www.iihs.org/iihs/topics/t/general-statistics/fatalityfacts/gender

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#1976425 - 11/14/14 04:09 PM Re: Everything is Going to Kill Us ComplianceDude
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^^^^^ All this risky behavior is because of you know who!
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#1976552 - 11/14/14 07:42 PM Re: Everything is Going to Kill Us ComplianceDude
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Is best to practice safe driving then Pale? smile
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#1976974 - 11/17/14 10:38 PM Re: Everything is Going to Kill Us ComplianceDude
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Phillae approaching, landing on, riding on, and drilling the Rosetta comet. My first concern was that we would wobble it out of its normal trajectory and somehow increase the likelihood it would impact Earth. But now I’m thinking, for all we now, that comet could be a lifeform, or contain lifeforms inside of it. Or, was it built or launched by sentient beings with unknown intentions? We’ve found organic molecules on it (http://online.wsj.com/articles/rosetta-p...omet-1416256078).

What attention are we attracting to our planet, by putting our space junk on it? It's like a billboard saying "Come to Earth!" for anyone that might exist to detect and read it.

There is at least one website promoting the bogus-sounding rumor that the real reason for the mission is that radio signals emitted from a transmittor located on the comet were detected by scientists decades ago. I'm at least 9% less nutty than those dudes.

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#1976975 - 11/17/14 10:42 PM Re: Everything is Going to Kill Us ComplianceDude
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Kang and Kodos will be arriving soon
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