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#1985039 - 12/24/14 02:03 PM
Dear Men of BOL
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Just a friendly reminder that it is time to begin Christmas shopping...since tomorrow is Christmas! See you all at the mall as soon as I leave work!
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#1985040 - 12/24/14 02:04 PM
Re: Dear Men of BOL
HappyGilmore
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What is this Mall?
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#1985041 - 12/24/14 02:08 PM
Re: Dear Men of BOL
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You know like Darth Mall in Star Wars, the Lucas killed my childhood movie except for the pod racing part
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#1985046 - 12/24/14 02:12 PM
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HappyGilmore
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Happy, are you an over achiever? I'm going tonight at 9:00, if I get ambitious. Otherwise, there's a gas station down the street from my house that never closes. I'm good Merry Christmas, y'all!
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#1985048 - 12/24/14 02:19 PM
Re: Dear Men of BOL
HappyGilmore
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I actually was on top of it this year! Amazon made it too easy for me Merry Christmas!
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#1985049 - 12/24/14 02:21 PM
Re: Dear Men of BOL
HappyGilmore
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Somewhere in the middle
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Heads to speedway to get the Christmas slimjims and jerky. Lottery Tickets, Air freshners Big Cans of whatever is 2 for 2.22
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#1985051 - 12/24/14 02:24 PM
Re: Dear Men of BOL
HappyGilmore
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Spartan Country!
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You guys are too funny!!
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#1985053 - 12/24/14 02:25 PM
Re: Dear Men of BOL
HappyGilmore
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I feel such a failure to manhood.
I'm famous around the house for shopping on Christmas Eve, wrapping the presents until the wee hours.
I've had it all done for weeks. Well ... just finished wrapping this weekend. Internet shopping has ruined me.
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#1985055 - 12/24/14 02:29 PM
Re: Dear Men of BOL
HappyGilmore
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yeah, I will swing past the Drug store on the way home today. I think cans of gravy will go in the stockings this year.
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#1985060 - 12/24/14 02:40 PM
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HappyGilmore
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I went to a very exclusive jewelery store and bought something for my wife this past Sunday. I looked on their website later at the item I bought and sure enough, I had picked out the most expensive piece of that type that they had to offer. My Mom always used to joke that I would always pick the most expensive one of something in any store I went into...apparantly she was right...
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#1985068 - 12/24/14 03:00 PM
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basilring
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basil - this is a serious thread... jokes are over there ===>>>>>>>
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#1985070 - 12/24/14 03:04 PM
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CompliantOkie
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I believe I speak for the ladies of BOL when I say :swoon: For all you know, it's the most expensive jewel-encrusted roach! At first the sales person thought he said broach, but in the end, they just grabbed a hot glue gun, went to the mall food court for a roach, and went to town!
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#1985072 - 12/24/14 03:07 PM
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HappyGilmore
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WHOA WHOA WHOA! Christmas is here already?
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#1985073 - 12/24/14 03:08 PM
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HappyGilmore
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Somewhere in the middle
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Don't forget Wendy's, McD' gift certificates, gas cards, chap stick, gum, all make great stocking stuffers.
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#1985079 - 12/24/14 03:17 PM
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DD Regs
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Please pick up my hubby on your way out! Do you want my list or are you just thinking about a free coffee if I get an Arch card?
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#1985081 - 12/24/14 03:20 PM
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Cornfed Turtle
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I lost my fantasy football championship game by 4 lousy points - @$#^@&^% Tom Brady!!! - so the wife will be getting socks and an orange again this year.
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#1985083 - 12/24/14 03:24 PM
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HappyGilmore
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Nothing beats cash. That's all I'm giving this year.
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#1985094 - 12/24/14 03:34 PM
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HappyGilmore
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My husband and I have learned to bypass the whole "give each other gifts" at Christmas thing. Now we just get something we want for the house or for the family. This year, we got a new table for behind the couch. (I know, so festive, right?)
We go all out for each other on Mother's Day and Father's Day, instead.
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#1985098 - 12/24/14 03:39 PM
Re: Dear Men of BOL
HappyGilmore
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Somewhere in the middle
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You could always do teh George Castanza thing. Instead of a gift, youget a card that states, "I have made a donation to the Human Fund on your behalf."
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#1985125 - 12/24/14 04:35 PM
Re: Dear Men of BOL
HappyGilmore
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honestly, the whole "this is what I got for Christmas" to me is absurd...I don't "need" anything...MsGilmore already buys herself whatever she wants throughout the year...i'd rather my kids wash my car or cut my grass once, that would go a lot further than spending money on me they don't need to spend...if MsGilmore has something specific in mind, she better tell me what it is, where to buy it, and the color/size/whatever...otherwise, I buy something for her that likely is nothing she wants...
not a scrooge at all, I love Christmas, but to me it is more about spending time with family...way too often people judge their worth by what they give and/or receive...
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