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#1993445 - 02/04/15 07:22 PM Who would of thought?
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A man comes home, screeching his car into the driveway.
He walks inside and shouts, "Honey! Pack your bags! I just won the lottery!"

"Oh my!" replies the wife. "How should I pack? For the beach or the mountains?"

"Doesn't matter, just get the heck out!"
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#1993446 - 02/04/15 07:27 PM Re: Who would of thought? HRH Okie Banker
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Too late...she's already got marital interest wink LOL!
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#1993459 - 02/04/15 07:53 PM Re: Who would of thought? HRH Okie Banker
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#1993461 - 02/04/15 07:53 PM Re: Who would of thought? HRH Okie Banker
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shouldn't it be "who would have thought"?
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#1993466 - 02/04/15 08:00 PM Re: Who would of thought? HRH Okie Banker
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nice...
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#1993470 - 02/04/15 08:04 PM Re: Who would of thought? DoS
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Originally Posted By: DoS
shouldn't it be "who would have thought"?


blush
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#1993508 - 02/04/15 09:03 PM Re: Who would of thought? HRH Okie Banker
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Dang it. Foiled again by "the joke."

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#1993533 - 02/04/15 09:40 PM Re: Who would of thought? HRH Okie Banker
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So he is going to kick her out after she qualifies for 1/2 his winnings? If he does not like her enough to kick her out why is he waiting till he wins the lotto to do it?

hmm so many questions....
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#1993543 - 02/04/15 09:52 PM Re: Who would of thought? HRH Okie Banker
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Should the title of this be, "Who would have thought?" instead of "Who would of thought?"

Just curious.
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#1993547 - 02/04/15 09:54 PM Re: Who would of thought? MB Guy
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Originally Posted By: MB Guy
Should the title of this be, "Who would have thought?" instead of "Who would of thought?""The Joke"

Just curious.


fixed
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#1993567 - 02/04/15 10:23 PM Re: Who would of thought? MB Guy
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Originally Posted By: MB Guy
Should the title of this be, "Who would have thought?" instead of "Who would of thought?"

Just curious.


YES! I meant to put "Who would've thought" and I wrote it much like I heard it in my head - who would'of thought laugh blush
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#1993579 - 02/04/15 10:44 PM Re: Who would of thought? MB Guy
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Originally Posted By: MB Guy
Should the title of this be, "Who would have thought?" instead of "Who would of thought?"

Just curious.


Good question!
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#1993581 - 02/04/15 10:46 PM Re: Who would of thought? Wolfy
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Originally Posted By: Wolfy
So he is going to kick her out after she qualifies for 1/2 his winnings? If he does not like her enough to kick her out why is he waiting till he wins the lotto to do it?

hmm so many questions....


Maybe he rented an apartment before claiming the prize and is going to say they were separated. Or maybe he would have had to do that even before buying the lottery ticket. Depends on his state's marital property laws. laugh
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