Here's the jug right here, with a big stack of small paper cups next to it. I got Blue Moon in my cup. What will it dispense into yours?

I think it will be Rolling Rock for me.

The other day I was in the beer aisle, and there was a case of Rolling Rock (a beer I don't ever remember trying) for only $12.98. A whole 24 can case for the price of a 12 pack of Schlafly. I thought how bad can it be? Well, it's drinkable but that's it.

My wife tried it and said, It doesn't taste like anything.

So this booze cooler somehow knows our drink of choice and dispenses said alcoholic beverage.
I'm not drunk enough to believe that....yet. I'll have a nice Framboise lambic.

I can't seem to find any motivation at the bank today ... maybe there is some at the bottom of a good beer!

I need all I can get today! Sat through the banks yearly shareholder's meeting last night, need MAS Tequila, preferably Patron!

It dispensed prozac and a dozen donuts for me... I'm not sure, but I think it's a little too smart!

I envy those who only require beer after a long week! Jamesson & Ginger for me!