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#2005616 - 04/01/15 06:20 PM Happy Birthday, NotPerfect
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::jumps out of cake wearing mankini and impeccably groomed thanks to Dollar Shave Club::

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!


After witnessing that you will need to drink the bottle of wine on your desk!
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#2005619 - 04/01/15 06:22 PM Re: Happy Birthday, NotPerfect 'Lil Freak!
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Happy Birthday!!

Might need more than a bottle of wine!!!! wink laugh

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#2005623 - 04/01/15 06:33 PM Re: Happy Birthday, NotPerfect 'Lil Freak!
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Happy Cake Day, NP!
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#2005625 - 04/01/15 06:36 PM Re: Happy Birthday, NotPerfect 'Lil Freak!
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Weren't you afraid of getting cake on your shoes?

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#2005633 - 04/01/15 06:45 PM Re: Happy Birthday, NotPerfect 'Lil Freak!
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Happy B-day!! ^_^
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#2005651 - 04/01/15 07:24 PM Re: Happy Birthday, NotPerfect NotPerfect
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Originally Posted By NotPerfect
Weren't you afraid of getting cake on your shoes?


What makes you think Freak was wearing anything but the mankini?

Happy Birthday!
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#2005671 - 04/01/15 08:00 PM Re: Happy Birthday, NotPerfect 'Lil Freak!
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I'm sure his toenails are freshly clipped even!

Happy Birthday laugh May you not have any mental scars from today's events.
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#2005691 - 04/01/15 08:22 PM Re: Happy Birthday, NotPerfect 'Lil Freak!
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Happy Cake Day! Watch out for the toenail clippings stuck in the icing! eek
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#2005722 - 04/01/15 09:22 PM Re: Happy Birthday, NotPerfect Purple Pride
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Originally Posted By Purple Pride
Originally Posted By NotPerfect
Weren't you afraid of getting cake on your shoes?


What makes you think Freak was wearing anything but the mankini?

Happy Birthday!


Exactly! And I would never want to get my shooz dirty (or covered in frosting).
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#2005761 - 04/02/15 12:46 PM Re: Happy Birthday, NotPerfect 'Lil Freak!
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Happy Birthday!
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#2005763 - 04/02/15 12:59 PM Re: Happy Birthday, NotPerfect 'Lil Freak!
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Happy Belated Birthday!
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#2005848 - 04/02/15 04:09 PM Re: Happy Birthday, NotPerfect 'Lil Freak!
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Happy belated birthday buddy!
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#2006114 - 04/03/15 04:34 PM Re: Happy Birthday, NotPerfect 'Lil Freak!
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Thanks! Hubby made supper for me - enough to feed most of the subdivision. He even left the dishes for me afterward. But I did get my favorite cheesecake for dessert - I told the boss I was leaving early so I could pick it up on the way home. And I tried to embarrass my 10 year old by making him sing to me to get a piece (posted it on FB even).

But now that it's over, I've been reminded that I need to get risk assessments done, log marketing reviews, and start planning the son's birthday party.

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#2006364 - 04/06/15 04:11 PM Re: Happy Birthday, NotPerfect 'Lil Freak!
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Happy belateds
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#2006413 - 04/06/15 06:31 PM Re: Happy Birthday, NotPerfect 'Lil Freak!
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Happy belated!
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