I was just thinking how good a mai tai on the Maui beach would be right now.

3 ounces light rum
1 1/2 ounces dark rum
1 -ounce Orange Curacao
2 ounces fresh pineapple juice
1 -ounce fresh orange juice
1/2 -ounce fresh lime juice
Dash grenadine
Cracked ice

It would be even better in a glass!!

Funny Wolfy!!

I'm dusting my office and finding quite a few nail clippings. They seem to like to congregate under my vintage 1978 10-key adding machine.

Ewwww! Are you a work clipper?

Ah, I love Mai Tai's (Mai Tais?), so tasty. I love rum. I could've been a pirate.

"Why are we always out of rum?
BURB!!
"Oh that is why" ^_^

I don't think that's the only qualification. Do you have both legs? Do you wear an eye patch? And have a parrot as a best friend?

I've also been known to clip my toenails

A man has start somewhere as I imagine that not all pirates had a wooden leg, missing eye and parrot right outta the gate...however, those traits would be aspirations.

::tacks Pacific Northwest Pirate Plastic Surgery Center sign on alley doorway; pulls out crosscut saw::

Step on up MB Guy--we'll get you amputated below the knee and hobbling in no time

Remember to achieve your goals, they must be
Specific
Measurable
Attainable
Relevant
Timely

Looks like Freak's willing to help ya achieve!

I'd almost be more afraid of what Freak is teaching that parrot to say than letting him loose with a saw.

For all you pirate wannabe's...

Wooden Leg

1 shot Captain Morgan
1 shot Root Beer Schnapps
Dr. Pepper

Actually, now that I think about it...I probably use more like 2 to 1 Captain to Schnapps.

An employee outside my office downloaded a black light app. For some reason she comes into my office and starts looking around....

I just cracked up Freak! I'm talking teary eyes and everything!!

May 7, 1915

in an incident that sparked international outrage, a German U-boat torpedoed and sank the British liner RMS Lusitania off the southern coast of Ireland, killing 1,198 people, including 128 Americans, out of the nearly 2,000 on board.

Unfortunately, it sparked more than outgrage.

What were your feelings at the time, Pale?

She should also download the gold app and make gold come out of the phone as well.

on the morning commute ......
18 Wheeler Trucks should not be allowed on the regular roads during the morning commute

If you are going to drive less than 70mph you DO NOT have any business in the high speed lane of the highway

Agreed!

When I've taken road trips across the country and semis would pull into the "fast" lane to pass another semi......JUST to do 2 MPH faster than the one he was passing, it would drive me absolutely bat ish crazy!

Celebrating my 9 year anniversary with the bank today. Deciding on what fun I can have today. It's either working on exam info or doing some more testing on TRID...it's a tough choice.

On highways in Houston, the big rigs are not allowed in the passing lane - ever.

And ahk, you need to get out more often....

I did have Wednesday off but that wasn't celebrating my 9 years. How about we open a bar and I'll do 9 rounds of shots...that should make for an interesting afternoon!