Maybe it might make a good brothel.
"You know, it's always a business doing pleasure with your, Charlie!"
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"If you grew up anywhere in Texas, you knew at an early age they was selling somethin' out there--and it wasn't poultry!"
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"Oh, Fred. You mean to tell me you don't think the cows don't appreciate the time off when a bull goes over the another pasture?"
I wonder if Dolly will be doing the soundtrack?
Le sigh...