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#2014367 - 05/15/15 03:52 PM I guess you could make it a bed and breakfast?
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Some Texan built a really big house. 46 bedrooms and 26 baths. And you can buy for $3.5 Mil. One problem, you have to finish it.


http://houstonarea.har.com/2354-county-road-59/sale_81589854
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#2014371 - 05/15/15 03:57 PM Re: I guess you could make it a bed and breakfast? MyBrainHurts
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not interested

if it had 47 bedrooms, maybe
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#2014374 - 05/15/15 04:09 PM Re: I guess you could make it a bed and breakfast? MyBrainHurts
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How about keeping 44 bedrooms and converting two of them into a Taco Bell and KFC? Might need more bathrooms though...
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#2014381 - 05/15/15 04:21 PM Re: I guess you could make it a bed and breakfast? GuitarDude
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Ooohh....elevator!
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#2014388 - 05/15/15 04:39 PM Re: I guess you could make it a bed and breakfast? MyBrainHurts
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"Some Texan..." That kinda says it all, doesn't it?
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#2014391 - 05/15/15 04:52 PM Re: I guess you could make it a bed and breakfast? MyBrainHurts
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I don't have enough time in the day to clean all those bathrooms....
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#2014466 - 05/15/15 07:18 PM Re: I guess you could make it a bed and breakfast? MyBrainHurts
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A B&B in Pearland?!?!?! And it only has a 9-car garage! That is messed up.
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#2014479 - 05/15/15 07:47 PM Re: I guess you could make it a bed and breakfast? MyBrainHurts
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Pulling people out of the ditc...
and the bedrooms are only 10x10? and it looks like a cheap dormitory...
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#2014490 - 05/15/15 08:06 PM Re: I guess you could make it a bed and breakfast? MyBrainHurts
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Maybe it might make a good brothel.
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#2014502 - 05/15/15 08:30 PM Re: I guess you could make it a bed and breakfast? MyBrainHurts
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Would that qualify for a SBA then?
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#2014505 - 05/15/15 08:40 PM Re: I guess you could make it a bed and breakfast? Wolfy
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Hmmm, I've been thinking about starting my own cult.

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#2014516 - 05/15/15 08:52 PM Re: I guess you could make it a bed and breakfast? MyBrainHurts
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I could not even pay the taxes or the utilities.
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#2014521 - 05/15/15 08:57 PM Re: I guess you could make it a bed and breakfast? Carolina Blue
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Originally Posted By Carolina Blue
Hmmm, I've been thinking about starting my own cult.

Cheap/captive labor to finish it out.

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#2014562 - 05/16/15 12:54 AM Re: I guess you could make it a bed and breakfast? MyBrainHurts
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Not enough closet space.
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#2014574 - 05/17/15 05:13 PM Re: I guess you could make it a bed and breakfast? MyBrainHurts
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An application of high explosives would seem to be the best fix for this judgmental error.
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#2014591 - 05/18/15 01:33 PM Re: I guess you could make it a bed and breakfast? MyBrainHurts
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Somewhere there's a loan officer praying that this thing sells.
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#2014593 - 05/18/15 01:36 PM Re: I guess you could make it a bed and breakfast? MyBrainHurts
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Originally Posted By MyBrainHurts
Somewhere there's a loan officer praying that this thing sells.
and deciding that since it is large enough to be a commercial property it is not subject to HMDA reporting.
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#2014704 - 05/18/15 06:05 PM Re: I guess you could make it a bed and breakfast? MyBrainHurts
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Looks like a prison
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#2014711 - 05/18/15 06:25 PM Re: I guess you could make it a bed and breakfast? MyBrainHurts
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Originally Posted By MyBrainHurts
Maybe it might make a good brothel.


"You know, it's always a business doing pleasure with your, Charlie!"

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"If you grew up anywhere in Texas, you knew at an early age they was selling somethin' out there--and it wasn't poultry!"

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"Oh, Fred. You mean to tell me you don't think the cows don't appreciate the time off when a bull goes over the another pasture?"

I wonder if Dolly will be doing the soundtrack?

Le sigh...
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