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#2020692 - 06/16/15 04:13 PM Re: Random Thoughts PATSGirl74
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Originally Posted By PATSGirl74
Life is essentially a series of interactions with idiots while dealing with differant levels of exhaustion ~ Jim Gaffigan


I think I'll steal that for my tag line. Thanks!
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#2020731 - 06/16/15 05:46 PM Re: Random Thoughts Peepers
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Zak’s traumatic childhood left him deeply scarred.

Yeah, starting when his parents named him "Zak."
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#2020751 - 06/16/15 06:11 PM Re: Random Thoughts E.E.G.B
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if you sometimes get your beard in your mouth when eating, it may be time to trim it
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#2020793 - 06/16/15 07:17 PM Re: Random Thoughts Peepers
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never had more than some scruff so I was never able to find out what extra flavor having a long beard can bring a meal.
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#2020816 - 06/16/15 08:16 PM Re: Random Thoughts Peepers
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If a procedure is more than 10 pages and has links to related procedures, what's the likelihood that a banker will even bother reading and following it?

And why am I bothering to review it?

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#2020823 - 06/16/15 08:29 PM Re: Random Thoughts TMatt87
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Originally Posted By TMatt87
Originally Posted By PATSGirl74
Life is essentially a series of interactions with idiots while dealing with differant levels of exhaustion ~ Jim Gaffigan


I think I'll steal that for my tag line. Thanks!

AWESOME Matt !!!!!
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#2021031 - 06/17/15 06:29 PM Re: Random Thoughts NotPerfect
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Originally Posted By NotPerfect
If a procedure is more than 10 pages and has links to related procedures, what's the likelihood that a banker will even bother reading and following it?

And why am I bothering to review it?


I have found if it is even more than one page long our people will skip to the back sign it and move on.
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#2021039 - 06/17/15 06:43 PM Re: Random Thoughts Wolfy
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Originally Posted By Wolfy
Originally Posted By NotPerfect
If a procedure is more than 10 pages and has links to related procedures, what's the likelihood that a banker will even bother reading and following it?

And why am I bothering to review it?


I have found if it is even more than one page long our people will skip to the back sign it and move on and when asked claim they were never informed of such policy.


Fixed
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#2021250 - 06/18/15 04:56 PM Re: Random Thoughts Peepers
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So far today I have cleared the time on the microwave, closed the lid on the copier, and straightened the window blinds in the lunch room so they are all even. Anything else I can do for you?
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#2021293 - 06/18/15 06:45 PM Re: Random Thoughts Peepers
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Did you replace the paper towels?
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#2021315 - 06/18/15 07:19 PM Re: Random Thoughts Peepers
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Top off the soap dispenser?
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#2021340 - 06/18/15 07:54 PM Re: Random Thoughts Peepers
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You closed the lid to the copier, but did you restock the paper?
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#2021341 - 06/18/15 07:56 PM Re: Random Thoughts Peepers
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Can you brew a pot of coffee? I'm sure someone just poured the last cup.

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#2021347 - 06/18/15 08:12 PM Re: Random Thoughts Peepers
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Replace the TP and make sure comes over the top
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#2021348 - 06/18/15 08:19 PM Re: Random Thoughts DD Regs
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Originally Posted By DD Regs
Replace the TP and make sure comes over the top under the bottom


Fixed...... grin
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#2021361 - 06/18/15 08:52 PM Re: Random Thoughts Peepers
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Sun, soft wind and puffy clouds. Perfect day to be locked in an office with no windows and a broken cooling system. frown
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#2021365 - 06/18/15 08:57 PM Re: Random Thoughts CompliantOkie
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Originally Posted By CompliantOkie
Can you brew a pot of coffee? I'm sure someone just poured the last cup.


You mean that 1/8-inch at the bottom of the pot is not enough for a cup? Sorry... whistle
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#2021373 - 06/18/15 09:09 PM Re: Random Thoughts burkemi
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Originally Posted By burkemi
Originally Posted By DD Regs
Replace the TP and make sure comes over the top under the bottom


Fixed...... grin


You are sick individual, must be a LO and not in Compliance. smirk

http://www.goodhousekeeping.com/home/organizing/tips/a27506/right-way-to-hang-toilet-paper/
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#2021385 - 06/18/15 09:24 PM Re: Random Thoughts Peepers
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Over the top is the only way to go. I think there is a really old thread about that in here...
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#2021457 - 06/19/15 12:42 PM Re: Random Thoughts DD Regs
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Originally Posted By DD Regs
Originally Posted By burkemi
Originally Posted By DD Regs
Replace the TP and make sure comes over the top under the bottom


Fixed...... grin


You are sick individual, must be a LO and not in Compliance. smirk

http://www.goodhousekeeping.com/home/organizing/tips/a27506/right-way-to-hang-toilet-paper/


HA! I must admit, this is the only article I've ever read on the subject. And I don't have a cold, but thanks for your concern! Lastly, I am a compliance guy. smile smirk
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#2021458 - 06/19/15 12:45 PM Re: Random Thoughts TMatt87
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Originally Posted By TMatt87
Over the top is the only way to go. I think there is a really old thread about that in here...


There is, and I thought about trying to find it when this was mentioned, but it sounded like too much work. laugh
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#2021459 - 06/19/15 12:49 PM Re: Random Thoughts burkemi
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Originally Posted By burkemi
Originally Posted By TMatt87
Over the top is the only way to go. I think there is a really old thread about that in here...


There is, and I thought about trying to find it when this was mentioned, but it sounded like too much work. laugh


Are you sure you are not a loan Officer? laugh
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#2021712 - 06/19/15 09:57 PM Re: Random Thoughts Peepers
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The thread upgrades are awesome. I love the spellcheck!!!

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#2021822 - 06/22/15 03:43 PM Re: Random Thoughts Peepers
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I used FireFox, so I always had spellcheck. Not that it helped me at all. ^_-
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#2021978 - 06/22/15 07:51 PM Re: Random Thoughts Peepers
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Why can't protein bars taste like candy bars instead of chocolate-like chalk?

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