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#1982616 - 12/11/14 09:10 PM Re: Everything is Going to Kill Us ComplianceDude
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#1982620 - 12/11/14 09:17 PM Re: Everything is Going to Kill Us ComplianceDude
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Since he/she is an agent of Santa. when the house burns down do you have to sue Santa?
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#1982628 - 12/11/14 09:27 PM Re: Everything is Going to Kill Us ComplianceDude
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Santa has already gone through the court system, back when Natalie Wood was just a babe! He won!
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#1982703 - 12/12/14 02:34 PM Re: Everything is Going to Kill Us ComplianceDude
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Space weather can kill you.

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Millions of Americans face catastrophic loss of electrical power during a future magnetic space storm that will disrupt the electric grid and cause cascading infrastructure failures,

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The long-term loss of electrical power likely would produce catastrophic loss of life.


http://freebeacon.com/national-security/...ajor-sun-storm/
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#1982710 - 12/12/14 02:44 PM Re: Everything is Going to Kill Us MyBrainHurts
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What in the world (pun intended) does the Department of Homeland Security (DHS) know about keeping a magnetic space storm out of the country when they can not secure the boarder from people. laugh
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#1982723 - 12/12/14 02:59 PM Re: Everything is Going to Kill Us ComplianceDude
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At first, I thought MBH's link was for free bacon. Mis-reading, that'll kill ya!
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#1982725 - 12/12/14 03:01 PM Re: Everything is Going to Kill Us ComplianceDude
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Pulling people out of the ditc...
falling gas prices will kill us...since gas costs less, more people will drive, more people driving equals more wrecks, more wrecks equals more serious injuries - including death...all because gas prices are lower
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#1982741 - 12/12/14 03:18 PM Re: Everything is Going to Kill Us ComplianceDude
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The only guarantees in this life are Death and Taxes. They even tax you after you're dead. Which is worse? Discuss.....
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#1982891 - 12/12/14 08:01 PM Re: Everything is Going to Kill Us ComplianceDude
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#1983168 - 12/15/14 08:30 PM Re: Everything is Going to Kill Us ComplianceDude
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#1983170 - 12/15/14 08:32 PM Re: Everything is Going to Kill Us ComplianceDude
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Originally Posted By: ComplyYouMust
E-cigarettes, because people think they're relatively harmless compared to paper cigarettes, but the heat in the e-process breaks down the chemicals inside into bad, bad stuff. Also "mice getting vapor-exposed germs had three times as many bacteria growing in their lungs as did mice that got unexposed germs."

https://www.sciencenews.org/article/health-risks-e-cigarettes-emerge

Sigh. http://www.wallstreetotc.com/first-us-child-to-die-from-liquid-nicotine-poisoning/213368/

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#1983173 - 12/15/14 08:34 PM Re: Everything is Going to Kill Us ComplianceDude
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#1983290 - 12/16/14 02:48 PM Re: Everything is Going to Kill Us ComplianceDude
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Abestos (how sure are you that it wasn’t in your school when you were growing up?), because mesothelioma. And my possibly preposterous (but that’s okay) addition to that train of thought: being exposed to fiberglass insulation. This includes installing it yourself, and to a lesser extent, going into your attic or other rooms where it is exposed and not covered up by wall material. You are breathing it. It goes in. It does not come out.

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#1983304 - 12/16/14 03:08 PM Re: Everything is Going to Kill Us ComplianceDude
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Christmas treats/parties/events that basically happen everyday of the month of Dec will give us all diabetes!!

Back to my cookies now. smile
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#1983358 - 12/16/14 04:40 PM Re: Everything is Going to Kill Us Wolfy
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being exposed to fiberglass insulation


I got it in my eye once...I thought it was going to kill me!
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#1983384 - 12/16/14 05:23 PM Re: Everything is Going to Kill Us ComplianceDude
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Originally Posted By: ComplyYouMust
Abestos (how sure are you that it wasn’t in your school when you were growing up?), because mesothelioma. And my possibly preposterous (but that’s okay) addition to that train of thought: being exposed to fiberglass insulation. This includes installing it yourself, and to a lesser extent, going into your attic or other rooms where it is exposed and not covered up by wall material. You are breathing it. It goes in. It does not come out.
But won't it keep my lungs from freezing if I flip my car in a snowstorm and go off the road?
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#1983536 - 12/16/14 10:21 PM Re: Everything is Going to Kill Us YosemiteSamIAm
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#1983581 - 12/17/14 01:27 PM Re: Everything is Going to Kill Us ComplianceDude
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At the gym last night, I noticed an on-going burpee contest poster (along with a ton other competition posters against members).

I ran away...quickly. eek
Last edited by RR Joker; 12/17/14 01:27 PM.
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#1983743 - 12/17/14 05:13 PM Re: Everything is Going to Kill Us ComplianceDude
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Extreme exercise programs (insert any flavor-of-the-year, trademarked product/program name here – you know, the ones with Vomity the Clown or whatever mascot), due to the obvious health risks (heart damage, rhabdo, etc.) of pushing exercise to the point of failure.

Cardiac death, immune system impact, etc.: http://fitness.mercola.com/sites/fitness/archive/2013/08/23/extreme-endurance-exercise.aspx

Rhabdomyolysis/death of muscles at the cellular level – they implode from overexertion…
http://www.joe-cannon.com/rhabdomyolysis...tness-bootcamp/

I once read that the franchise owners of some of these “gyms” sometimes have as little training as a 1-weekend program. They certainly aren’t experts qualified to tell someone that they should push past pain, dehydration, vomiting, muscle failure, etc.

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#1983746 - 12/17/14 05:19 PM Re: Everything is Going to Kill Us ComplianceDude
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another reason to invest in a high quality recliner and spend most of your waking hours in it
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#1983748 - 12/17/14 05:21 PM Re: Everything is Going to Kill Us ComplianceDude
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Insanity--it's all about increasing the endorphins and elevating my mood. As long as I avoid Coca-Cola pee I'm golden.
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#1983751 - 12/17/14 05:22 PM Re: Everything is Going to Kill Us ComplianceDude
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Going to Wal-mart (thanks, BaconBoy). From Random Thoughts:

Originally Posted By: BaconBoy
There's and entire blog dedicated to shootings at Walmart.

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#1983862 - 12/17/14 08:55 PM Re: Everything is Going to Kill Us ComplianceDude
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Ugh. I just ate half of the plastic sticker that was on my apple. That bit of plastic in my body has negated the beneficial effects of the last 25 apples!

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#1983865 - 12/17/14 09:00 PM Re: Everything is Going to Kill Us ComplianceDude
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Don't worry, CYM. All things must pass.
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#1983872 - 12/17/14 09:08 PM Re: Everything is Going to Kill Us ComplianceDude
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Not only that, but just think how many germs were stuck to that plastic and how much insecticides were absorbed into the apple anyway.

S'all good! whistle
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