however, this is something old, so you can still come in. now, if it were the new PM bar...

Palma Louca for all...

P&M Whisky and coke zero.

Makers neat, please. And throw in some bison carpaccio served on a warmed bourbon stave.

Steak - neat.

and a Bloody Mary.

Thanks.

what does that mean?

Hit me with a Hurricane. Glad this is just between us.

Rare dear...just like you LOVE it!

Cow or deer?

Cow. And please burn mine. Thanks!

*brings in platter of Kobe sliders with seared foie gras*

It's time for some decadence

This isn't how this works! This isn't how any of this works!

Chivas on the rocks

::sits next to Jen:: Hey.

I think I'll just have an iced tea.

It's still morning here, so...karaoke coffee?

And as long as it's virtual, can someone PLEASE bring me a donut??? Craving one this morning...tho a real one would probably hurt me!

Holy Cow! Me too. I want a donut. I have seriously spent time this morning debating the pros and cons of getting a donut. I would, after all, have to walk over there. But it's still a donut.

The idea of a virtual donut would be much better.

And a coffee, please. I know, post-exit meeting and I'm still on the caffeine.

:Carries in a dozen assorted donuts, danishes, croissants, biscuits. Really any type of pastry you can imagine:
Here ya go ladies. Now how about an Irish coffee to start my day off right?

There is a large crockpot of maple bacon-wrapped smokies literally 15 feet from me. This is the worst! I need all of you people to come dispose of these for me! They don't even have the stupid toothpicks in the way to stab you in the mouth, they're good to go!

I knew I could count on you!

Directed at CO; I don't even want to know what a smokie is.

I could not resist maple bacon wrapped smokies. Pork "products" wrapped in more pork? Yum!!

Corny--
Lil Smokies are miniature smoked sausages. Absolutely delish wrapped in bacon and put in a crockpot with a sweet bbq sauce or covered in brown sugar and cooked in the oven.

I'll have my latest home concoction. My wife says they're delicious. In a pint glass with ice, a shot of orange vodka, shot of peach liqueur, then equal parts of orange juice, lemonade, and grapefruit juice until the glass is full, and a maraschino cherry or two.

Since this is a PM, is it ok to add my email address?

cocktail weenies...miniature weenies...

Yep. MBH that'll be just fine. We'll sign you up for all kinds of fun newsletters.

The drink sounds yummy though!

FINALLY - some intelligence enters the room...

Hello friend...want a biscuit? or a bacon wrapped smokie? Both sound AMAZING.

::grabs another donut, wth::

I told you I didn't want to know.

I just had a bad PM thought, by the way.