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#2052609 - 12/04/15 07:21 PM
Re: Christmas is around the corner
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'my cousin in law whose heart is bigger than his brain"
"I appreciate that Clark"
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#2052611 - 12/04/15 07:27 PM
Re: Christmas is around the corner
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"Rocky bit my thumb, him's nervous because Christmas is almost here"
"nervous or excited?"
"[censored] bricks"
"you shouldn't use that word"
"sorry, [censored] rocks"
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#2052640 - 12/04/15 08:19 PM
Re: Christmas is around the corner
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It wouldn't be the Christmas season if the stores were any less hooter hotter than they are.
Last edited by GuitarDude; 12/04/15 08:21 PM. Reason: typo
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#2052668 - 12/04/15 09:52 PM
Re: Christmas is around the corner
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Todd: Hey Griswald! Where do you think you're gonna put a tree that big?
Clark: Bend Over and I'll show you.
Todd: You've got a lot of nerve talking to me like that Griswald!
Clark: I wasn't talking to you.
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#2052670 - 12/04/15 09:56 PM
Re: Christmas is around the corner
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If I woke up tomorrow with my head sewn to the carpet, I wouldn't be more surprised!
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#2052673 - 12/04/15 10:05 PM
Re: Christmas is around the corner
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Am I the only one who hasn't seen that movie?
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#2052680 - 12/04/15 10:24 PM
Re: Christmas is around the corner
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If I were your ornabuddy, TMatt, I'd have to get it for you.
The other staple in our house is Trading Places..."It was the Dukes; It was the Dukes!"
Hubby and I watch it on Thanksgiving and then again on NYE.
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#2052699 - 12/05/15 12:00 AM
Re: Christmas is around the corner
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Haven't seen that one either. I'm not well versed in classic movies.
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#2052715 - 12/05/15 02:55 PM
Re: Christmas is around the corner
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Just a minute - just a minute. Now, hold on, Mr. Potter. You're right when you say my father was no businessman. I know that. Why he ever started this cheap, penny-ante Building and Loan, I'll never know. But neither you nor anyone else can say anything against his character, because his whole life was - why, in the twenty-five years since he and Uncle Billy started this thing, he never once thought of himself. Isn't that right, Uncle Billy? He didn't save enough money to send Harry to school, let alone me. But he did help a few people get out of your slums, Mr. Potter, and what's wrong with that? Why - here, you're all businessmen here. Doesn't it make them better citizens? Doesn't it make them better customers? You - you said - what'd you say a minute ago? They had to wait and save their money before they even ought to think of a decent home. Wait? Wait for what? Until their children grow up and leave them? Until they're so old and broken down that they... Do you know how long it takes a working man to save five thousand dollars? Just remember this, Mr. Potter, that this rabble you're talking about... they do most of the working and paying and living and dying in this community. Well, is it too much to have them work and pay and live and die in a couple of decent rooms and a bath? Anyway, my father didn't think so. People were human beings to him. But to you, a warped, frustrated old man, they're cattle. Well, in my book he died a much richer man than you'll ever be."
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#2053499 - 12/10/15 02:14 PM
Re: Christmas is around the corner
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"lot of sap in here
pretty full, lot of sap"
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#2053503 - 12/10/15 02:20 PM
Re: Christmas is around the corner
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"I don't know if I should go sailing down no hill with nothing between the ground and my brain except a piece of government plastic.
they had to replace the metal one because every time Katherine revved up the microwave I would pee my pants and forget who I was for a half hour"
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#2053547 - 12/10/15 04:07 PM
Re: Christmas is around the corner
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"You couldn't hear a dump truck driving through a nitroglycerin plant."
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#2053869 - 12/11/15 09:01 PM
Re: Christmas is around the corner
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I think I am done shopping! With the exception of a few more stocking stuffers for Mr EGB, but those should be fairly easy to fill in.
Now I have to start the wrapping process, which is not nearly as much fun.
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#2053883 - 12/11/15 09:39 PM
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a few more stocking stuffers for Mr EGB is this code?
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#2054259 - 12/15/15 06:49 PM
Re: Christmas is around the corner
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On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me...
Beer.
-Bob & Doug MacKenzie
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#2054279 - 12/15/15 07:29 PM
Re: Christmas is around the corner
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what are you looking at?
oh, the silent majesty of a winter's morn......the clean, cool chill of the holiday air..........and an [censored] in his bathrobe emptying a chemical toilet into the sewer
&*@tter was full!
hey honey, you checked our &*@tters?
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#2054319 - 12/15/15 09:10 PM
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My sister-in-law uses this quote as her ring tone on her cell phone every Christmas. Cracks me up every time she gets a call!
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#2054327 - 12/15/15 09:32 PM
Re: Christmas is around the corner
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Just a minute - just a minute. Now, hold on, Mr. Potter. You're right when you say my father was no businessman. I know that. Why he ever started this cheap, penny-ante Building and Loan, I'll never know. But neither you nor anyone else can say anything against his character, because his whole life was - why, in the twenty-five years since he and Uncle Billy started this thing, he never once thought of himself. Isn't that right, Uncle Billy? He didn't save enough money to send Harry to school, let alone me. But he did help a few people get out of your slums, Mr. Potter, and what's wrong with that? Why - here, you're all businessmen here. Doesn't it make them better citizens? Doesn't it make them better customers? You - you said - what'd you say a minute ago? They had to wait and save their money before they even ought to think of a decent home. Wait? Wait for what? Until their children grow up and leave them? Until they're so old and broken down that they... Do you know how long it takes a working man to save five thousand dollars? Just remember this, Mr. Potter, that this rabble you're talking about... they do most of the working and paying and living and dying in this community. Well, is it too much to have them work and pay and live and die in a couple of decent rooms and a bath? Anyway, my father didn't think so. People were human beings to him. But to you, a warped, frustrated old man, they're cattle. Well, in my book he died a much richer man than you'll ever be." They'll never make another this good.
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#2054340 - 12/15/15 10:07 PM
Re: Christmas is around the corner
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It wouldn't be the Christmas season if the stores were any less hooter hotter than they are. you do have your coat on oh I do? well it is a bit nipply out, I mean nippy. what did I say, nipple?
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