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#2066006 - 02/25/16 03:34 PM The Teleporter is Operational
Norman Paperman Offline
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Hidden deep in the HMDA Commentary was a schematic for building a teleportation device.

Use the teleporter to instantly teleport to wherever you want. Please share the destination.

See ya later

http://www.bahamabobs.com/

::orders up two Bahama Bobs and some Gator Bites.::
Last edited by Norman Paperman; 02/25/16 03:55 PM.
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#2066016 - 02/25/16 04:03 PM Re: The Teleporter is Operational Norman Paperman
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We have friends in Ryhill, West Yorkshire. This teleporter would sure be handy.

Some fish & chips with mushy peas and a dandelion & burdock would be nice.

http://overtown.org.uk/south/images/Cold%20Hiendley%20Reservoir%2020111020-l.jpg
Last edited by noelekal; 02/25/16 04:07 PM.
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#2066019 - 02/25/16 04:19 PM Re: The Teleporter is Operational Norman Paperman
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Thank goodness you found the teleporter instructions to get me out of HMDA H3ll! Honestly this is the very worst year I've ever had dealing with HMDA.

:calibrating teleporter to the elevated an elevated luxury bungalow in Fiji:

See y'all March 2nd! Good luck!!!!

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#2066025 - 02/25/16 04:39 PM Re: The Teleporter is Operational Norman Paperman
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o.m.g. OUR government left teleporter instructions buried in Reg C?!
Well that proves my theory that there are no proofers on government staff.
Wonder what they left buried in TRID?
I'm with Okie that this has been one of the worst HMDA years ever.

:calibrating teleporter to first stop on Orient Express: If this thing works, I might as well go all out and check this off my bucket list.

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#2066029 - 02/25/16 04:47 PM Re: The Teleporter is Operational Norman Paperman
noelekal Offline
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This has been the worst HMDA of the three years I've participated in the wretchedness that is HMDA.
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#2066375 - 02/26/16 08:13 PM Re: The Teleporter is Operational Norman Paperman
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HMDA was especially bad this year and I have no idea why...Same staff in Lending, same Senior Lender. It took 7 tries before everything was correct......Where do you find that teleporter???

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#2066397 - 02/26/16 09:23 PM Re: The Teleporter is Operational Norman Paperman
noelekal Offline
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I'm running into error difficulties in submitting this afternoon. HMDA is like trying to clean gum off one's shoe on a hot day.

I'm just going to say it.

I loathe HMDA!!!
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#2066412 - 02/26/16 10:00 PM Re: The Teleporter is Operational Norman Paperman
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Couple years from now and we'll be looking back to now as the good ol' days when HMDA was easy.
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#2066420 - 02/26/16 10:13 PM Re: The Teleporter is Operational Norman Paperman
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That's the truth MBH!!!!

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#2066430 - 02/26/16 10:54 PM Re: The Teleporter is Operational CompliantOkie
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"...Somewhere in Middle Americ...
Not true....not true....On the risk assessment, my CO noted no impact expected for the next 2 years. He's much more optimistic than I. Notice I wasn't in the "happy news" bar.

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#2066527 - 02/29/16 03:49 PM Re: The Teleporter is Operational Norman Paperman
noelekal Offline
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I'd just be happy to teleport back to a place in time when banking wasn't "nannied" to death by intrusive government bureaucracy and could operate under the now-lost blessing of American liberty.

We've forgotten about liberty in this country. Our founders would be so ashamed of us. They severed ties with George III and his parliament over much less than we're willing to live with under our own government as it is presently allowed to "serve" us.
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