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#2000266 - 03/06/15 04:43 PM Re: Random Thoughts Purple Pride
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I left a bag of almonds on my desk and walked away. When I had come back someone (thinking they were being humorous) put a Post-It note on the bag with "YOUR NUTS!" written on it. Grammatically I believe they intended to write "you're." Your nuts has a totally different meaning.
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#2000284 - 03/06/15 05:20 PM Re: Random Thoughts Peepers
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You really shouldn't leave your nuts lying around on your desk.
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#2000303 - 03/06/15 06:17 PM Re: Random Thoughts Peepers
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You truly make me laugh out loud! Thank you smile
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#2000306 - 03/06/15 06:26 PM Re: Random Thoughts Peepers
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He is the standard that allows the rest of us to believe we're sane. smile
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#2000313 - 03/06/15 06:41 PM Re: Random Thoughts Matt_B
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laugh

Oh and grrl...mine has a real tail too! smile
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#2000326 - 03/06/15 06:57 PM Re: Random Thoughts Matt_B
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Originally Posted By: Matt_B
He is the standard that allows the rest of us to believe we're sane. smile


Most of us need the bar that low. laugh
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#2000336 - 03/06/15 07:14 PM Re: Random Thoughts GuitarDude
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Originally Posted By: GuitarDude
Originally Posted By: Matt_B
He is the standard that allows the rest of us to believe we're sane. smile


Most of us need the bar that low. laugh


True then that way we won't have far to fall when we pass out!
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#2000404 - 03/06/15 10:00 PM Re: Random Thoughts RR Joker
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Originally Posted By: RR Joker
laugh

Oh and grrl...mine has a real tail too! smile


smile

I'm thinking about changing my avatar to her butt, tail and all. Then I'd be represented by a horse's *ss. laugh She even has a cute little heart shaped spot back there...
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#2000426 - 03/06/15 11:09 PM Re: Random Thoughts GuitarDude
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Originally Posted By: GuitarDude
Originally Posted By: Matt_B
He is the standard that allows the rest of us to believe we're sane. smile


Most of us need the bar that low. laugh


LOL--I'm not much of a yardstick, that's for sure!
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#2000483 - 03/09/15 02:39 PM Re: Random Thoughts mtngrrl
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Originally Posted By: mtngrrl, crcm
Originally Posted By: RR Joker
laugh

Oh and grrl...mine has a real tail too! smile


smile

I'm thinking about changing my avatar to her butt, tail and all. Then I'd be represented by a horse's *ss. laugh She even has a cute little heart shaped spot back there...


A friend of mine used to have a blanket app mare that had a spot shaped like a skull & crossbones. Having ridden her several times, I found it appropriate that she came with a warning label.
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#2000490 - 03/09/15 03:02 PM Re: Random Thoughts RR Becca
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I kind of like the lemon Girl Scout cookies but find them a bit trickier to eat. It takes at least two bites.

Now, the shortbreads, peanut butter patties, peanut butter sandwiches and thin mints are bite size, just pop one in your mouth. It's also convenient that the thin mints, the shortbreads and peanut butter sandwiches come in single serving sleeves.
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#2000494 - 03/09/15 03:08 PM Re: Random Thoughts Peepers
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Daylight savings time, one of the two times of the year that everyone notices if I don't complete one of my tasks on time. It's like a dang catastrophe if the time on the big digital clock outside isn't updated by the time people start rolling in to work. Two calls and four emails at 8:30 reminding me. Like I've ever forgotten! (DST is a compliance issue by the way)
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#2000495 - 03/09/15 03:09 PM Re: Random Thoughts Peepers
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with the re-org of Hostess, their fruit pies are now snack size

a person really needs to eat a couple for there to be any benefit
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#2000499 - 03/09/15 03:15 PM Re: Random Thoughts Matt_B
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Originally Posted By: Matt_B
Daylight savings time, one of the two times of the year that everyone notices if I don't complete one of my tasks on time. It's like a dang catastrophe if the time on the big digital clock outside isn't updated by the time people start rolling in to work. Two calls and four emails at 8:30 reminding me. Like I've ever forgotten! (DST is a compliance issue by the way)


Why weren't you in taking care of it at 2AM Sunday like you should have been?
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#2000502 - 03/09/15 03:21 PM Re: Random Thoughts Peepers
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Originally Posted By: Peepers
with the re-org of Hostess, their fruit pies are now snack size

a person really needs to eat a couple for there to be any benefit



benefit ? As in colon cleanse?
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#2000505 - 03/09/15 03:21 PM Re: Random Thoughts Peepers
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Because I'd need a second person to come in with me so I could open the office, break into the IT closet that has the plug-in device, change the time, and put it all back!

If we didn't have a stupid old sign that will only self-adjust with the old time adjustment dates, that'd sure be nice.
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#2000506 - 03/09/15 03:22 PM Re: Random Thoughts Peepers
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Originally Posted By: Peepers
I kind of like the lemon Girl Scout cookies but find them a bit trickier to eat. It takes at least two bites.

Now, the shortbreads, peanut butter patties, peanut butter sandwiches and thin mints are bite size, just pop one in your mouth. It's also convenient that the thin mints, the shortbreads and peanut butter patties come in single serving sleevesboxes.

Fixed for accuracy from my perspective at least.

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#2000514 - 03/09/15 03:35 PM Re: Random Thoughts Peepers
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How does one lose weight while working at a bank? We just had Oreo Day on Friday and have 3 bags of left overs to clean up this week!!
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#2000517 - 03/09/15 03:41 PM Re: Random Thoughts CompliantOkie
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Originally Posted By: CompliantOkie
Originally Posted By: Peepers
I kind of like the lemon Girl Scout cookies but find them a bit trickier to eat. It takes at least two bites.

Now, the shortbreads, peanut butter patties, peanut butter sandwiches and thin mints are bite size, just pop one in your mouth. It's also convenient that the thin mints, the shortbreads and peanut butter sandwiches come in single serving sleevesboxes.

Fixed for accuracy from my perspective at least.


I was trying to cut back a bit but appreciate your go for it attitude.

As far as the hostess fruit pies, the benefit is your daily serving of fruit.
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#2000522 - 03/09/15 03:47 PM Re: Random Thoughts Wolfy
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How does one lose weight while working at a bank? We just had Oreo Day on Friday and have 3 bags of left overs to clean up this week!!


Don't forget Pi day coming up smile We are celebrating with all kinds of pies smile

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#2000548 - 03/09/15 04:45 PM Re: Random Thoughts Peepers
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One day a florist went to a barber for a haircut. After the cut, he

asked about his bill, and the barber replied, "I cannot accept money from

you, I'm doing community service this week."

The florist was pleased and left the shop.

When the barber went to open his shop the next morning, there was a

"thank you" card and a dozen roses waiting for him at his door.

Later, a cop comes in for a haircut, and when he tries to pay his

bill,the barber again replied, "I cannot accept money from you, I'm

doing community service this week." The cop was happy and left the

shop.

The next morning when the barber went to open up, there was a

"thank you " card and a dozen donuts waiting for him at his door.

Then a member of government came in for a haircut, and when he went to pay his

bill the barber again replied, "I cannot accept money from you. I'm

doing community service this week."

The member of government was very happy and left the shop.

The next morning, when the barber went to open up, there were a dozen

members of government lined up waiting for a free haircut.
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#2000554 - 03/09/15 05:09 PM Re: Random Thoughts Peepers
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Why must people clip their fingernails at work? Surely one cannot be too busy to do that at home over the weekend. I can understand clipping 1 broken nail but to do your regular grooming at work is very strange to me.

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#2000555 - 03/09/15 05:10 PM Re: Random Thoughts CompliantOkie
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I confess: I've been known to clip my toenails on occasion.
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#2000562 - 03/09/15 05:26 PM Re: Random Thoughts Wolfy
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Quote:
How does one lose weight while working at a bank? We just had Oreo Day on Friday and have 3 bags of left overs to clean up this week!!


Is this a banker way of celebrating no more OREO in the portfolio?
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#2000564 - 03/09/15 05:27 PM Re: Random Thoughts CompliantOkie
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Why must people clip their fingernails at work? Surely one cannot be too busy to do that at home over the weekend. I can understand clipping 1 broken nail but to do your regular grooming at work is very strange to me.


Amen sista! eek sick
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