Y'all have no idea how much I needed this today!! Been out and about, missing my BOL, and I come back to a squirrel conversation that has me laughing out loud.
ahk, can't offer up any additional advice as I use the "cat" method. He leaves the tails laying by the front flower pots and that seems to deter them.
We did live next to a Wanda though. She liked to feed the deer by spreading corn around her yard. I feel for you there.