"Is this the most epic marriage proposal fail? Man tries to parachute down and land in front of his girlfriend - but he ends up getting stuck on a tree"


http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/peoplesd...stuck-tree.html

I guess it would be an epic fail if she said no...

No sympathy for the guy at all. Never understood why people feel the need to make a huge, public production out of marriage proposals. Seems like it's more about "look at me/us!" than a loving act of commitment. Make it memorable, sure, but stop trying to top everyone else.

My old(er) age must be showing today.

Well, he had obviously "Fallen" for her, and felt the need to "Jump Right Into it" but alas, he got "Hung Up " in the process.

one can say he went out on a limb.

When all was said and done, they just weren't on the same level.

when filing for a divorce, will he get shot out of a cannon?

I believe there was too much thought put into this for a Wednesday.....very funny!

In this case it is good that the proposal came with a lot of strings attached. Looks like she got roped into it! She's apparently not the only wind beneath his wings.

OK, I'm done.

Bottom line, I think fate was telling him, "DON'T DO IT!"

http://www.nydailynews.com/life-style/wa...ticle-1.2651196

The correct way to do it

I don't see how I didn't get credit for using the proper translation of the topic into Chinese and using it as the subject.

That's the last time I do something special for you ungrateful BOLers.

You're just stringing me along. Playing puppet with my emotions.

I was dating a guy and we had discussed getting married but were not officially engaged. He talked me into going on a hot air balloon ride....well it crashed no one got hurt but I should have taken that as a sign not to marry him. We of course are now divorced!

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咬我

我以为是只是另一个的拼写和语法的问题，在这里为我们娱乐 ___

大聲笑

You're all a bunch of characters. Get it? Characters? Ha ha ha ha

Yeah what DD said